Cyberpunk Brainrot @samus54 - Tumblr Blog

Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food again at all!

tainbocuailnge

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

scotianostra

Baws

set-underwear-to-no

Me before watching the video: What does “Baws” mean???

Me 30 seconds into the video: BAWS

batbetbitbotbut

Video description: A guy walks away from presumably a failed attempt to scale a streetlight next to a brick building. Another guy strips off his hoodie and takes his place, determinedly pulling himself up the streetlight and walking his feet up the wall. At the top he clambers onto the building’s roof, hidden by the wall. He starts raining at least 15 footballs from the roof onto his friends on the ground, finally flinging something (boomerang? large stick?) far away overhead. Afterwards, he takes a rather slow and spiralling ride down the streetlight like a fireman’s pole.

vetchtibbles

dead serious WHAT did they put into claire de lune to make it do all that

the-rodhaj

pinao

vetchtibbles

astounding

parkchanwoohoo

A lot of people on Tik Tok have migrated over to the Chinese app RedNote, and the Chinese users are so fucking funny about it. I saw one comment that was like "Welcome, I was the Chinese citizen assigned to spy on your data, I missed you"

yekkes

Big fan of this, too

slash-gallagher

they're asking for help with their English homework lmao

shiny-good-rock

do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind

shiny-good-rock

i see that this one kind of fucked everyone up

tooquirkytolose

My mom taught me how to make champurrado for Dia de los Muertos, but her recipe was....severely lacking so any time she wasn't looking I'd add extra cinnamon sticks or anise, chocolate, etc etc and the whole experience felt like this

mournfulroses

Anaïs Nin, from a letter to Joaquin Nin, featured in Reunited: The Correspondence of Anais and Joaquin Nin, 1933-1940

worm-on-a-blog

[> worm offers you hope for the new year.]

[> do you accept?]

medievaljournalist

unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice

etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact

Samwise giving the eulogy at Gollum’s funeral

holly-warbs

Sequences from my finished animation. Inspired by a dog named Teacake.

jockoppressor

Read the instructions and then spin the wheel. How does the decade you land in affect your life?

My life is radically impacted: little chance of having an equivalent QOL

My life is largely impacted; some chance of having an equivalent QOL

My life is modestly impacted; 50/50 chance of having an equivalent QOL

My life is lightly impacted; decent chance of having an equivalent QOL

My life is barely impacted; good chance of having an equivalent QOL

My life is not impacted at all; almost certain of having an equivalent QOL

My life is improved; almost certain of exceeding my present QOL

Nuance/I’m bald

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Voting ended onJan 11, 2025

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

The decade you’re given is the decade to which you’re transported. Your geographic location doesn’t change; only the time period changes. “Equivalent QOL” means a qualify of life that approximates the life you have now and anticipate being able to have in the future.

#630s is crazy lol