I'm a Nerd, Sue Me!

Female, 26, Nerd, Crazy, Neuro atypical

[wolfchans]

ALL WE NEED IS LOVE, DREAMS AND STRAY KIDS ♡

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

[alt-menu]

almost there!

[sociallyodd260]

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

[snarky-wallflower]

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

[sandsofpatience]

So this thing still exists.

[fuckyeahhousestark]

[peduncling-away-deactivated2019]

All the wolves and wolf dogs that play the dire wolves from Game of Thrones are from Instinct for Film - they use positive reinforcement for all of their training! You can see how these are trained snarls because the facial muscles and the eyes still stay quite soft. These wolfies are good actors! :D

[sherlockspeare]

I will use this as reaction gif in almost every case.

[pearlrebs-deactivated20170202]

Critics in 2010: Sherlock is so groundbreaking with the way it shows Sherlock’s deductions on screen!

Blue’s Clues, 1996:

[thoodleoo]

i hate when people in movies/tv are reading ancient languages and they translate everything really smoothly and poetically, as if when people who study ancient languages aren’t consulting three different commentaries and sobbing profusely when we read

[quousque]

ok so like…. it says

“come you all into the deepest cavern, or maybe that’s fireplace, depends on usage, and having come may you give your…. treasures? Skin? Pants? I don’t know, something…. to the….. about-to-be-adored guy, that one who…. okay, he either causes earthquakes or sleeps a lot, I think this might be an idiom….”

[thoodleoo]

“ok, sorry that took so long and i hate to disappoint but i’m still not entirely sure what it means, like, it could be something about a religious ceremony or it could be a dick joke. leaning towards dick joke, might be both. knowing the ancients, probably both. this could very well be an ancient dick temple and we should probably leave.”

[oswinstark]

Today in “Holy shit what the fuck is happening?!?!”

(Today being 02/14/17)

Mike Flynn resigned as National Security Advisor after it became clear that he lied about talking with Russia back in December about lifting the sanctions Obama placed on them

This is leading to members of the Senate, including members of the GOP, calling for an investigation into who in the White House knew what and when

Especially since Trump said he had “no knowledge” of any Flynn investigation by the FBI (which has been ongoing) whereas we found out today that Trump and other members of the White House were informed of the investigation into Flynn’s ties with Russia three weeks ago by the Acting Attorney General, Sally Yates

The Office of Government Ethics is calling for an investigation into Kellyanne Conway’s comments about Ivanka Trump’s brand during a Fox News interview over the weekend 

She’s also bizarrely claiming that someone “hacked” into her account to retweet praise from a self-proclaimed White Nationalist this morning

Trump is currently being asked to “explain himself” as to why he was handling highly secure information in the middle of the crowded Mar-A-Largo dining room where patrons were taking pictures of him and the Japanese PM receiving a briefing about the North Korean missile launch

And the New York Times has just broken the news that members of Trump’s campaign had repeated contacts with Russian Intelligence during the election

And this is just in the last 24 hours

[personalmephistopheles]

#this isn’t even including Spicer calling the Canadian PM ‘Joe’ #or the Japanese PM going to the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier by himself

[doctorstrangebatch]

DONT CALL YOURSELF OUT LIKE THAT BABE

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

[wingkink]

@ everyone saying it wasn’t a UFO

1) it’s unsure what it was 2) it flew 3) what the fuck do you think UFO stands for

[princesschumbucket]

NEW FAVORITE POST

[fujiwaranomokou]

#anything can be a ufo if youre bad enough at identifying things

[cat-memes-only]

Aww

[creatures-such-as-me]

And she is very proud of them!

[mikhailvalhidris]

@gonedolin

[gonedolin]

!!!

[oldblogarchived]

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

[disc80s]

IM CRYINGNFN

[my-name-is-long]

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

[spirited-simmer-deactivated2016]

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

[catchingjinns]

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

[watercolorsheep]

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

[languageoclock]

english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver

[commie-saskia-deactivated202211]

english: toes

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

spanish : fingers of the feet

[agoraphobeifiwantto]

english: bowl

spanish: :)

english: oh lordy

spanish: deep plate

[redroomballerinas]

english: car

polish: :)

english: i changed my mind

polish:  that which walks by itself

[false-dawn]

french: coccinelle

UK english: ladybird!

american english: ladybug

french: weird

dutch: :)

french: …what

dutch: the good lord’s little animal

french: …ok

irish, polish and russian: *giggling*

french: …just tell me

irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW

[sandsofpatience]

I hate these nights when all I can think about is how much I miss you, my best friend. It’s been nearly a year since we last talked, maybe this will stop some day. I miss you.

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

I’m pretty sure “I miss Merlin” is just a part of my personality now. 

[maswartz]

I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

[vixyish]

I’ve been saying this for YEARS.

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

Note to my ex.

Today my professor told me every cell in our entire body is destroyed and replaced every seven years. How comforting it is to know that one day I will have a body that you will have never touched.

[mieshasmoore-deactivated2021091]

This just made me feel so warm.

[iamfrenchfrie]

thank you.

[bronze-for-birdy]

Important especially for victims of abuse, remember your body is yours and it heals in more ways than you realize.

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

^^^^^

[bisexualandcaffeinated]

I reblog this every time I see it because every time, I’m a little more me and a little less you.