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I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

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Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

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Today’s your lucky day

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I’ve been waiting all year to post this.

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here’s a DM power move i’ve done that you should do. introduce an extremely plot relevant NPC who speaks exclusively in an uWu voice. i have one, her name is Squeak, and she’s a tiny rotund grung. she’ll also say stuff like “the catacwysm has devwastatwed the wealm. wefugees are fweeing to the cwourt of wavens. it’s a bwoodbwath” and my players just have to fucking. take it

#dnd #I’ll consider it

This meme would not leave me until it was created.

#monster prom #monster camp #lucien lavey #stan lavey #monster prom meme #monster camp meme #meme made my me

#neo twewy #the world ends with you #neo the world ends with you #HYPE HYPE HYPE #I WILL SURVIVE TO 2021 #FIRST ANIME NOW A NEW GAME

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#OH MY LORD

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A little update <3

I still read all of your lovely replies! I have not given up on art my friends! I have even started my own webcomic on webtoon! It’s called Seth In Space and it would mean a lot to me if you would support me there! Love you all and happy halloween!!

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I’m so happy to tell you all that I’ve made great progress with my mental health!! To genuinely be able to say that I feel happy is so liberating and free! I know a lot of you are still in that dark place. I’m here to say that it does get better. Much better! I still have some tough days but progress is progress! Be kind and gentle to yourselves. I love you all and thank you to everyone who’s supported me over the years!

Here’s links to my commissions and projects! Commissions Animal Crossing Commissions Animal Crossing Tarot Cards Tarot Readings Seth In Space

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

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Love seeing the updates to this post

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Imma cry I-

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Whats This! Whats This! An update on wondefful post!

Whats this! A sense of comfort in the air!

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falconry_centre on twitter

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HIS NAME IS PINGU AND HE’S A PYGMY FALCON

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He is made out of Joy <3

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He squeak

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The best thing about this is when you’re reading a text post above it and the little friend keeps popping up into the bottom 1/8 of your screen. Near subliminal lil fluff pops.

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animation of charmander makin some pancakes

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Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

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Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits. Frankentrees.

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As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

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But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be

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I love how trees are like “fuck it, I’ll deal” at literally everything. Forest fire? Cool, my seeds’ll finally grow. Upside down? Branches, suck, roots, leave. What’s this new branch? Eh, welcome to the tree buddy.

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I need to be more like tree

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I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.

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what kind of professor did these students have that they needed to prove him wrong so badly that they literally dug up a tree, flipped it and put it back in the ground?

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Sounds like y’all’ve never heard about the Tree of 40 Fruits. Well, it’s exactly as it sounds. Sam Van Aken, an artist based in New York, decided to try his hand at grafting (e.g. the process by which you attach the branches of a different tree to a host tree).

As artists are inclined to do he decided to push some limits and over the course of a few years he grafted over 40 different fruit onto the host “ including almond, apricot, cherry, nectarine, peach and plum varieties.”

It has a fruiting period lasting from July to October and this is what it looks like when blossoming.

Shit’s tight yo.

Also we have a group called the Guerrilla Grafters. A group who started in San Fransisco with the goal of grafting fruiting branches onto non-fruiting trees of the same type.

Most cities have fruit trees that simply don’t produce fruit because having all these would be a mess and inadvertently providing unregulated food to people comes with a lot of legal risks I suppose. These grafters seem to think otherwise and have taken it upon themselves to try and bring fruit trees back to urban areas.

HOLY SHIT

THE LAST ONE

Solarpunk as fuck!!

Reblogging for “I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.”

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Plants larfe and small, have been the dominant branch of life since before we had spines, we live in an oxygenated world of their creation. We are right to fear and respect them.

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THERE MUST BE A PARAGRAPH BREAK EVERY TIME A NEW CHARACTER SPEAKS

THIS IS NOT OPTIONAL

NO ONE WANTS TO READ ONE BIG BLOCK OF TEXT JESUS CHRIST

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REMEMBER TIP TOP OK:

Make a paragraph every time that any of these things change!

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To pic

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reblogging again because this is IMPORTANT

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THIS IS SO IMPORTANT, PEOPLE! REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER’S LIFE!

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Yes, very important.

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👏👏 LISTEN UP FANFIC WRITERS

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I learned this the hard way if you didn’t do this at first don’t feel bad. I had to be told to do this.

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Also if you’ve ever read fantasy books you might notice they will have LONG and drawn out talking sequences, especially if a character is telling a story! IF THIS HAPPENS…. “You leave the first quotations and talk until a new time, place or topic changes. “Then you’ll notice above I left the end of the paragraph without an end quotation! You can do this so long as you always put the first quotation on the next paragraph and don’t put the end quotation until you’re done with the story. “This way when you end the story that the character was speaking, all you have to do is put the end quotation and the readers will know that only now the story ended and you won’t have an enormous block of text.”