slowlydescendingintoadulthood

peter pan got nothing on me

[lizardsfromspace]

A great piece of Van Helsing lore is how there's a paranormal secret society hidden under the Vatican and it's somehow a pan-religious organization that consists mainly of Muslims and Buddhist monks. Under the Vatican

[jimmysownworld]

i love the “hollanov has a crush on carter vaughn” take not necessarily in a “i think they would invite him to watch” way but more in a “ilya would accidentally let it slip while chirping at shane to fluster him that vaughn is at the top of their ‘would’ list and vaughn is a little thrown off and straight so he’s like “are you guys asking?” and ilya laughs and pats his shoulder and assures him “absolutely not, i do not share my shane, we just think you are good looking man, i like that you are pretty and fun and my shane likes that you are serious about hockey and have good grooming habits. is not serious, do not worry vaughny we will not be asking you to witness me and my beautiful husband ever” and vaughn low key is overjoyed about it, his teammates who are around and hear the exchange are sometimes like “that doesnt bother you? you dont find that a bit weird?” but vaugh genuinely is just like “rozanov just called me pretty and fun enough to hang out with and hollander thinks im good at hockey and clean enough for him, you could hand me a nobel peace prize and it wouldnt come close to this achievement” and eventually it gets out to the general public so vaughn is captioning his instagram posts shit like “#1 contender for being the hockey husbands third goes fishing” despite shanes mortification about this getting out and vaughns clear delight with it” way

[autisticlittleguy]

Grace and Rocky are living in like this whimsical space adventure. Meanwhile, back on Earth, Eva Stratt just ordered her fifth assassination this week trying to stop WW3. The other day she replaced Jeff Bezos with a homonculus clone grown in a lab so she can repurpose Amazon into a humanitarian aid distribution network. She had a team of lawyers trick a demon into extending her lifespan by 30 years just so she can live to see through Project Hail Mary.

[bluereeds]

I <3 Yue Qingyuan overindulging. Yue Qingyuan who is so repressed and pent up that when he finally fucks he becomes completely obsessed. No sense of moderation or self control at all, it’s either all or nothing with him. Marathon sex every night, quickies in the hallway, late to meetings because he can’t pull himself off of his Xiao-Jiu. Blatantly spacing out at said meetings and forgetting very important paperwork. Shen Jiu has to start double checking his schedule for him and making sure that he’s actually prepared and on time because the peak lords are really starting to gossip. What would Qi-ge do without him!? If Zhangmen-shixiong doesn’t start doing his job right and stop embarrassing the peak he can forget about seeing his shidi tonight, even if he begs.

[tadpole-art]

Red string of fate

[tarmairons]

Major Grom: Plague Doctor (Extended Edition) — 2021 Майор Гром: Чумной Доктор (Расширенная Версия)

[hgedits]

Eva Stratt:

[puckplume]

my pick for hockey tweet of the day:

[fdrcbrdn-deactivated20181203]

Veep | S05E09 ‘Kissing Your Sister’ | directed by David Mandel | written by Erik Kenward | 2016

[hither2]

i’ve never seen this show but that’s the funniest line i’ve ever heard

[necrophatic]

Shows up late to the Jedi Council Chambers with boba tea

(Alternative title: New Mean Girls)

[motherfuckingshakespeare]

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE. 

[treecitysessions]

These two having a normal one in babymetal’s youtube comment section

[lattekims]

KIM FOR DMD LAND 3 via the makeup artist's IG

[crispywizardtale]

[chimons]

LOVE UPON A TIME EP 06 | EP 11 (insp.)

[chromaticrainarts]

I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny

[emilybeemartin]

Boromir Lives AU: Braiding Customs Part IV

Part I

Part II

Part III

You know how in Sharpe when Sean's accent goes so far into the Sheffield gutter that the generated captions go ["unintelligible"]? That's how you should read panel 13.

---16 HOURS LATER---

Both mugs are for Boromir and they're both full of neat gin because Legolas still doesn't quite grasp mortal rituals

[Sindarin panel 1.2: "Hey! What are you doing? Go away! Go away!" Sindarin panel 2.1: "Greetings my lord!"]

OKAY even though this has inspired at least two other chapters, I have to stop now and go back to drafting and hope my editor never finds out why my break into act II is written so poorly

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Boromir Lives: Helm's Deep

Boromir Lives: Whump-Time After Pelennor

Boromir Lives: GO TO SLEEP

Boromir Lives: Aragorn's Coronation

Boromir Lives: Braiding Customs

Boromir Lives: Braiding Customs Part II

Boromir Lives: Braiding Customs Part III

Boromir Lives: Faramir and Eowyn's Wedding

Boromir Lives: Panic! At the Ballroom

Boromir Lives: It's a BABY

Boromir Lives: High Uncle of the White Tower

Boromir Lives: We Didn't Have a Choice

Boromir Lives: The Haircuts