Freedumb.

Reader of books, listener of music, lover of cats. Enthusiast of all things food related.

[slavicafire]

I would not have all these worries had I been born a goat

[houseofseekers]

Being a goat also has its inherent drawbacks

[slavicafire]

name one, I’ll wait.

[ot3]

TV: here’s a 22 minute episode of a tv show you like Me: ehhhh Youtube: here’s a feature film length video discussing a game you haven’t played Me:

[jake-clark]

[meiiiwaku]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

[laughconfetti]

[creepymutelilbugger]

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

[roses-blog-of-things-deactivate]

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

[thenumberonevelvetcake]

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

[scribeherself]

loving me is a bit like looking into the sun. I don’t mean that I’m bright or golden; I mean that it’s absolute. It burns, it consumes, it leaves a mark. I can’t offer you a lukewarm affection. It’s either the entire ocean or a total drought.

[cortney-deactivated20161127]

[lover-of-the-light117-deactivat]

Hot Take:

I’d rather have a good ending than more seasons

[fialleril]

Very much related: I’d rather have a good ending than a sequel.

[riverlarking]

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

[llolzzzz-blog]

[reactionimagesdaily]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[quorpiest]

no mi circo no mis feratus

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[lake-shark]

the concept of how sir arthur conan doyle was as a person always sends me into fits. imagine making the most famous literary character of all time but you hate the character so much you try to kill him off. but everyone is so horny for this asshole detective they make you bring him back. even your own mother gets mad when he’s dead because she likes him. raising your prices to ridiculous rates to avoid writing holmes stories backfired and now you’re rich. it’s absolutely a pain because it’s keeping you from your true passion which is spiritualism despite how one of your good friends harry houdini keeps telling you it’s bullshit. you consider your best novels to be historical ones but they’re well over shadowed by the nemesis of your own creation sherlock fucking holmes. some fake photographs from some kids convinced you faeries were real and you wrote a whole book about it. you started writing stories in medical school. and yes, also you are a doctor. after you’re dead, they erect a statue of sherlock holmes across the street from your birthplace, causing you to probably roll over one hundred eighty degrees in your grave and scream into your casket pillow.

[s-ol4psismmmmmmmm]

mhhmmm yea

[achillesinhighheels]

[mango-season]

i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid

[feralratbitesu]

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

[punkjabi]