Incorrect posts

a lil collection of more-or-less fitting posts for the sides. feel free to take and use these for incorrect quotes or however you want!

[mentalmeyers]

sanders sides textposts (6/?)

[annabelle--cane]

in the club fully sober politely informing my friends that I don't like loud sounds and will be leaving early

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[bethanydelleman]

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

[creativity-deficient]

This is what the earlier episodes of sanders sides feels like to me sometimes/lh

[omgsamchap]

I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 

[redstonedust]

women are like beautiful flowers..... found all over the world. pleasant to be around. part of a larger plant. full of pollen. evolved in the jurrasic period. may eventually turn into an apple. comes in purple sometimes.

[melancholic-whimsy]

yeah im afab (assigned fundamentally flawed at birth)

[nonmanprince]

first sasi textpost thing a little nervous

[let-roman-bite-someone]

he's just very passionate about anarchy

[dajo42]

i quit cold turkey

quit what?

cold turkey

yeah but what did you quit

im telling you, i quit cold turkey

alcohol?

no i quit cold turkey

i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit

and im telling you i quit cold turkey

wait. you quit cold turkey?

yes i quit cold turkey

like the meat?

no i dont like it thats why i quit it

cold turkey?

no im gradually weaning myself off it

[agnes-nielsens]

[agnes-nielsens]

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[orcboxer]

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[immediatelystevie]

Have some more silly textposts :3

[smute]

scientist with a bumper sticker that says "gone 'sperimentin'" next to a big bubbling beaker