wannabe witchy

just a lil bitchy

[muttmurdock]

star wars deleted scene

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Green lightsaber: All woman…..are queens!

Red lightsaber: IF SHE BREEEATHES…..SHE’S A THOOOOOOOOOTTTT!

*screaming as they hit each other*

[neonlush]

[asimpletwin-deactivated20181020]

My lower back is killing me…

[beyonceisstraight]

I must confess i still believe….

[peppermintlarry]

mcdonalds cashier: sorry the flurry machine broke 

me: its fine *goes home* *crying* *opens laptop* *opens tumblr* *new text post* 

I was sensitive, a baby lamb, pink and tender

and You were harsh, sharp, edges and pain

you were broken and you wanted me to break too

your knife against my pale pink skin, deepen the wound

“its fine” 

january 19 2017

[ithelpstodream]

[nkjemisin]

WELP

[faeriegoth]

i have been having. a Weird fucking time

[plantinghuman]

Funny way to find out which plant you might like to buy.

Source: apartmenttherapy.com

[herbwicc]

FOR MY FOLLOWERS THAT HAVE DIFFICULTY CARING FOR PLANTS AND ASK WHAT THEY SHOULD BUY, THIS IS REALLY GREAT!! 

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

[lingrix]

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

[cvervo-deactivated20260126]

[ithelpstodream]

[badboysnevercry]

[drachenengel]

[eclectic-witch-cottage]

[wvnderlst]

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

[explicitcherry]

lmfao bitch im really out here ruining my own life

[ruinedchildhood]

Don’t ask questions, just reblog.