Emo Grandma👵🏼🖤

Savanah's my name and Bands and Youtubers are my game

[weloveshortvideos]

[nobby-art]

[jeffknkgaming]

[rabbitlegs2]

I don’t understand, why did you reblog a picture of a normal dude hanging out on the street

[newyorksjojo]

I hate how tumblr does this. Why do people think it’s okay to take pictures of random guys just because they’re “attractive” or whatever? That’s fucked up, and I guarantee if this were a woman instead of a man there would be outrage.

And I know sexism isn’t equal in that sense, but people have a right to privacy. Stop being so damn creepy, y'all.

[savanahpanda]

Sugar mommy/daddy’s where are you?? 🙄

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Soup-serving robot fail. [video]

[mistertotality]

Simone Giertz, the self-proclaimed “Queen of Shitty Robots.” She intentionally engineers terrible robots just for fun.

[blenderweaselhasopinions]

everything this woman makes is goddamn fantastic

[welcometonerdland-deactivated20]

[midnightvrose]

[black-nata]

me @ my last brain cell

[savanahpanda]

On a side note I’m willing to sell feet pics for cash cause why the fuck not.

[a-luchadork-deactivated20191020]

[4gifs]

[officialjiggly]

this guy would survive in movies

[thenarator]

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

[ambrister-deactivated20140817]

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

[a-lemon-tree-blog]

well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone

[pearlmarley]

This whole post is GOLD

[krispythinkings]

[99fandomsandmarvelisone]

Yea, if you’re an actor and you deliberately try to freak people out then you need to be aware it’s flight or FIGHT. There’s a chance that someone will run away screaming but someone could also square up and try to kick your creepy ass.

By deciding to be a creepy bastard you are accepting the possibility that you might end up getting hurt and I do not feel sorry for you.

[timdrakeothy-deactivated2022031]

But a quick reminder: if you go to a haunted house, DONT GO if you know you react to fear with violence. You’re paying to be scared by these actors; they’re doing their jobs. They don’t deserve to be punched for something you signed off on.

But if you’re an actor or prankster who’s picking targets who didn’t consent ahead of time, be warned, you might get punched.

[sublimebeeessry]

Every discussion point on this post is gold

[drivememadd]

local bitch decides to daydream instead of getting a degree

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

[5348674174-deactivated20150510]

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[gh0stvirgo]

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

[ofyourshadow-blog]

[just-sly]

Re-blogging ‘cause I think everyone could use this at one point in there life or another.

[rheanixent]

one day at a time is the literal proof that you can make a show that addresses anxiety, depression, addiction, racism, homophobia and sexism, and yet, still be a comedy

[thepropertybrother]

Let us tell the true tale of shaggy, you fucking cowards

[cezarywho]

Norville Roger’s?! And I’m learning this now, at 28? At the end of my life?

Jinkees

[homofied]

No wonder he was high 24/7. I would be too if my name was Norville

[memesandlaughs]

[softmommyelle]

This kills me every fucking time

[savanahpanda]

DaDy¿¿¿

[wantapeachofme-deactivated20181]

police sirens be like: uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu

[tranny-levi-deactivated20180721]

ah yes. the worst post on this website.

[wantapeachofme-deactivated20181]

thank you

[saintromanov-deactivated2019050]

This is your legacy Victoria

[cryptic-prey]

me: *shows my friend a picture of a possum in a hat, expecting delight*

my friend: ew!

me:

[lesbianskunkrat]

show us the possum 

[cryptic-prey]