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@saysion
it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.
I’ve seen this post easily 12 times now and EVERY TIME it’s just a different cat looking at a different door.
People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier
This one?:
#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel)
here u go
choclay ornage is also pretty high up there
this is one of my favorites for sure
Back when this site truly was lawless.
me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:
Best Pixar short?
the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him
people who have been on this site for 5-10 consecutive years should get an award or something…we’re all mindlessly blogging on this dead website for FREE
i think anyone who was on this site when you could edit peoples posts should get that privilege back if theyre still active on their 10th year
me after my 15 min break at work
me after sleeping a healthy 8 hours
me at the end of a two day weekend
Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish
fuck y’all for making me google this but also same
sometimes I think about how brussel sprouts, cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, kale, collard greens, savoy cabbage, kohlrabi, and gai lan are all the same species, and i understand why biologists are constantly furious about taxonomy
I’m sorry what
same species. same fucking species
Somebody please explain this because what the fuck
i can do that!
Introducing the Brassica oleracea, a plant species whose cultivars include…all of the above. They all originated from the same plant aka THIS FUCKER!
No, really. This thing has existed in Europe for thousands of years, during which time different societies had different culinary preferences, leading them to selectively breed for different traits. For example, a preference for the eating leaves led farmers to select seeds from the plants with the largest leaves, resulting gradually in the development of kale.
The real fun thing is, this happened on a vast timeline. Kale was developed over 4000 years ago, while Savoy cabbage was first documented just 5 centuries ago. And different cultivars developed in different regions across Europe and Asia, with their phenotypes and names changing wildly over time. (Fun fact, Brussels sprouts are indeed named for Brussels, the capital city of Belgium, where they were developed from a predecessor imported from Rome.)
The list above isn’t even exhaustive btw. There are plenty of other ridiculous cultivars (such as the Jersey cabbage, pictured below), and there’s no telling how many other forms existed throughout history, and which would have counted as distinct cultivars, and how many names and groups they were separated into, and, and, and—and imposing taxonomy on the real world is a mess, basically, because the real world does not give a shit about making itself comprehensible or categorizeable. But still we try. Planet Earth has Hot Mess Energy, and would you really have it any other way?
ko-fi
Also the reason they’re considered the same species is because if you try to crossbreed them they will produce viable and fertile offspring
Plants are insane that way
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Introducing Kalettes (kale-brussels sprouts hybrid), Broccoflower (broccoli-cauliflower hybrid), and Broccolini (broccoli-gai lan hybrid)
look at the kalettes! the itty bitty tiny kalettes!!! I absolutely despise this knowledge thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bonus: Romanesco broccoli, which is not a hybrid but just….really fucked up cauliflower
And don’t even get me STARTED on ornamental cabbage. fuck off
girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level
girl help i'm having creation ideas above my motivation level
girl help I’m having creation ideas above my free time level
girl help I’m being called out by these 3 statements
do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated
Context: she had babies with a werewolf and isn’t sure where to take them either.
she had babies with a what
i love listening to my fiancée drawing
“no stop” “oh no i didn’t mean to do that” “wRONG LAYER” “wait go back” “what line is that?!” “cAN YOU– [irritated noises]” “oh you…bastard” “what..layer is that on??”
she’s so cute djksfh
A gift for your fiancee
oh my god dkfjdhgksdjk
It’s almost like having disgusting personal opinions means people don’t want to be around you, and that no one is actually obligated to have anything to do with you if you’re offensive enough
Solidarity! The first step to making sure that our trans brothers and sisters feel safe is to make sure there’s consequences for people who make them unsafe.
This post is just not complete without:
My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”
saying “credit to their respective artists!’ ain’t fuckin credit it’s like me walking into a store taking a microwave and yelling “money to the cashier!” as i leave without paying
Microsoft tries to resurrect Clippy using dangerous digital magic.
They have given rise to...
DARK CLIPPY.
That’s actually heterophobic, and no, don’t say that’s not a thing ‘because straight people have never been opressed’. It seems like today’s society, especially on Tumblr, with big websites such as Buzzfeed promoting it even more, favour the opressed minority over the majority, which is not okay, because they should be equals, and by putting the ‘opressed’ on a pedestral, you’re degrading and actually OPRESSING the others.
Someone tattoo this entire reply on my back as I sob wildly
“Favour the oppressed minority over the majority” this literally makes no sense, how can you both favour and oppress a minority at the same time??
