scooter @sc00tersc0ut - Tumblr Blog

analog horror will have some insane buildup and tension only to have the climax be this pic with red vhs text that says YOU CANT SAVE THEM

coughloop

JFK and Abe Lincoln were killed by the same bullet after it popped through Abe's chest it buonced off the railing and ricocheted around America for 80 beautiful years before lodging itself firmly in Kennedy's thick russet potato dip shit skull

itslookingback

evil infodumping where you just tell lies

thethingy

older brother

buddwyer

First rule of gun safety: suck that thing

buddwyer

bwitiye

applying for jobs sucks so bad i wish i could be one of the crabs that ate amelia earhart

aflo

why do you hate women

zmpl

🐸 boss Follow

buy her lingerie then fuck her in it

🐸 angryboss Follow

buy her lingerie then burn it because i’m so angry >:/

🐸 sadboss Follow

stab me in the peenis because i’m so sad :(

🕺whiteboysquirkingonthebeat Follow

bunkey

notice how everyone is horny today

bunkey

brucebocchi

most people when they misspeak: uhh buhh lowing the mawn?? 🤪

me when i misspeak: officer, not only have i been drinking but i have a bomb in the trunk. take even one step back and i will shoot you with a gun

beacon-lamp

[white knuckling the bathroom sink] but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay sil

skrunklybf-archived

duckdotcom

brb gotta to go splash water on my face in the mens bathroom and look haggardly at myself in the mirror

chilewithcarnage

shawty got that...*covers phone receiver* are you sure this is what I'm supposed to say? are you positive? yes? okay. *continues* shawty got that lobster bisque pussy.