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[carrionkid]

Obsessed with the comments on this video

[grimoiremanifest]

my most toxic trait is that whenever i hold something you're meant to hit things with, i start feeling very different. Very powerful

[grimoiremanifest]

My white ass would be corrupted by the demon blade so fast. Like you could not put me and the demon blade in the same room before i would be taking bodies and drinking the blood of former confidants

[teaboot]

”Don’t touch the demon blade you’re going to be cursed by the demon blade” that’s just what holding a sword feels like

[blackarachnya]

the morbius jokes got stale fast but sony misunderstanding them and rereleasing the movie only to cause it to lose even more money was an all timer moment. we couldnt recreate that situation if we tried

[isetmyfriendsonfire-deactivated]

in the club balding

[cityrun]

[huffylemon]

[jungwildeandfree]

for context, this is a Q400

[preyanimal]

you can tell im 30-something because i bought a new brand of toothbrushes and im very pleased with them. toothbrushes generally have the same problem that tennis shoes for instance have in that they're overdesigned and consequently garish and ugly. but this is literally just a single piece of plastic, all one color, with a logo printed on it and white bristles. very tasteful. it's perfect.

[preyanimal]

i sound like fucking patrick bateman

[pokkin]

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

future spouse: what’s your favorite work of homoerotic literature?

me, thinking about the “living in a log cabin with thor” reddit comment: hmmm….at the risk of limiting the great gatsby to its subtext-

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

if you haven’t read- no- experienced this yet

[jennyholzertruisms1977]

[foreskinnty]

I gently sponge Gay Tom Hardy down

[couriernewvegas]

[dicksmasher]

Every year we're learning more an more about the strong as fuck ice mummy

[ichorandpride]

this one is NOT about Otzi people!!!! this is about a WOMAN!!!!

the Altai Princess!!!!

she had SO many tattoos that depict fierce hunts between beasts, mythological creatures, and amazing ancient tattoo skills

look at some of these tattoos

tigers and leopards taking down some sort of deer

an animal that is a mixture of a fierce predator and a rooster hunting a deer

THIS was on her thumb somehow

she had amazing beautiful tattoos that tell just a fraction of her story

[doctor-doodleman]

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

[chilewithcarnage]

[pollovy]

the deltarunies ❤️

[stuckinapril]

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

[infomercial]

[unidentifiedfuckingthing]

[bobatelevision]

my tío literally does this at every party

[whitealbum]

when you see the words girlhood girlie pop girl’s girl female experience and you immediately know you’re about to see something so completely unrelatable that it makes you feel like you’re on a different planet

[cliffsecord]

[riverlarking]

how it feels to become too feminist for things you were previously fine with

[finns-gifs]

(animation made by @/airdays)