Scheissmessiah

[sleezed]

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

my hairy booty hole

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

[s1urpee]

I’m not a person I’m just 3 mental illness stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat

[overpricedvodka]

(Facebook: It’s Okay To Be Childfree)

“Congratulations - you just made a conversation about salad and hamburgers about the struggle of childbirth.”

TBH Parentfriends, I’m probably tired of looking at pictures of your kid every other day, so I just hid you from my Newsfeed, because what’s important to you isn’t all that important to me. Sorry, not sorry, no one’s feelings got hurt.

But if you start mommyjacking my posts, I will 100% make you cry into your keyboard.

[koivulehma]

#how unsatisfied are these people with parenthood that they have to validate themselves like this

[chefpyro]

fandom for an American TV show: don’t watch it online! watch the show on TV when it airs so the ratings go up! show your support!

me, a mere European: 

[afusionoffandoms]

fandom for an American TV show: then at least watch it for free on their own website and support them through ads and hits

me, a mere European:

[myrling-art]

fandom for an American TV show: ok fine, then AT LEAST buy the DVDs when they come out and support the show through that!

me, a mere European:

[byzantium-glytch-deactivated201]

FUCKING THIS OMFG

[invenblocker]

Do you want piracy? Because this is how you get piracy.

[sarah531-deactivated20180901]

fandom for an American movie: please go see this underrated, important movie on opening day so execs will know how much people love it!

me, a mere European, looking up the release date: This movie is playing at 5am, on a Monday, in a city 100 miles away, down a sewer

[raddestbabe]

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

[olivertrees]

[ruttotohtori]

Annika mä oon homo

[scheissmessiah]

joku: miten sä voit tykkää tost? ekstoi oo lapsille

minä: *yhtäkkiä raajani alkavat sätkiä ja lyhentyä. pääni kutistuu, huutava ääneni muuttuu kimeämmäksi ja kimeämmäksi. lopulta olen vain nelivuotias nalle puh-haalaripuvussa ja jäätelötahroissa* sinä senkin! paljastit todellisen muotoni!

[whosawhatawutchamacallit]

friendly reminder that Satan too hates Trump

[justjames]

Can’t wait to get my life in check, start going to the gym, eating better been planning it for years

[thepigeongazette]

without spite my heart may actually stop

[charmers]

[histrionic-hero]

[varsityqueerleadercaptain-deact]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[theclearlydope]

[obviousplant]

Life is an adventure! Don’t let it pass you by.

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[punlich]

*me flirting* hey wanna suffer together