bidets rule cause its like a robot peeing in your ass
If you have a cock you can just do this yourself dumbass
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@schmearlsbeforeswine
bidets rule cause its like a robot peeing in your ass
If you have a cock you can just do this yourself dumbass
Bees choose to live in the box where they know damn well that a large fraction of the honey will periodically be removed, instead of simply leaving that place like they are perfectly able to do, because the human box comes with an invulnerable titan to guard them against all threats. The bees consider the payment offered to this colossal mercenary to be a pretty good deal.
Bees know about supply and demand
Protection money
Protection honey
fucking around for three days and then making a herculean effort on day four that restores your average progress to what a moderately inept person would have achieved with consistent effort, that’s what it’s all about.
Frat boy vampire draining someone while his bros chant “CHUG CHUG CHUG” in the background
Mutuals this could be us
Opening up a boy with the cold ones
OPENING UP A BOY WITH THE COLD ONES
Sugar…..spice…..and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an EXTRA INGREDIENT to the concoction…. CHEMICAL X.
For those who want to catch up.
The Unified Theory of Viral Song Describing Extremely Specific Social Phenomena
hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off
Have y'all read 𝘉𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦: 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘖𝘶𝘳 𝘉𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘵 by neuroendocrinologist Robert Sapolsky?
It is, in short, a magisterial exploration of human behavior. One of the best and most expansive pieces of science writing I've had the privilege of reading. Sapolsky is careful and even-handed in his presentation of the science, all without sacrificing clarity and accessibility. He accomplishes this by having a conversational voice full of levity and wit, as well as providing engaging anecdotes.
This work traverses the territory of every scientific discipline, including history and the social sciences, and manages to bring in a good deal of thoughtful philosophy as well. In a refreshing divergence from too many old white dude pop science writers of today, Sapolsky also imbues his writing with humility and compassion, presenting a strong respect for the complexity and difficulty of these ideas. I couldn't get a whiff of arrogance from the guy.
Truly fascinating and deserving of a prompt revisiting. This is one of those rare books where, as soon as I read the final page, I wanted to start it all over again.
this makes me want to cry
This is true, they painted everywhere, and most of the example of outdoors rock art is found in other continents aside from Europe. Some examples:
The Zuojiang Huashan Rock Art Cultural Landscape, in Guangxi, southern China.
The Helan Kou Valley carvings, north of China.
Kakadu National Park, Australia.
Saimaluu Tash, Kyrgyzstan.
Gobustan, Azerbaijan.
Horseshoe Canyon (Utah)
Whatever they once said to their authors, they scream their message of no message across the millennia to us now.
The quote is from “What the caves are trying to tell us” by Sam Kriss. It’s a gorgeously written article and I highly recommend reading it.
"I could hear my heart beating. I could hear everyone's heart. I could hear the human noise we sat there making, not one of us moving, not even when the room went dark."
What We Talk About When We Talk About Love by Raymond Carver
by Holly Warburton
"How strange it is. We have these deep terrible lingering fears about ourselves and the people we love. Yet we walk around, talk to people, eat and drink. We manage to function. The feelings are deep and real. Shouldn't they paralyze us? How is it we can survive them, at least for a little while? We drive a car, we teach a class. How is it no one sees how deeply afraid we were, last night, this morning? Is it something we all hide from each other, by mutual consent? Or do we share the same secret without knowing it? Wear the same disguise?"
White Noise by Don DeLillo
"We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?"
Nine Lives by Ursula K. Le Guin
Skaters by Marianne von Werefkin
"How are you? Fine, and you? It's not that we don't care, it's that we're terrified that someone will actually break down and tell us. Everyone I know is in some kind of pain. Everyone."
Journal, Day Three by Richard Siken
how poignant and heart-rending is it that we're all going to work or school and riding our bikes and feeding our dogs and driving to the grocery store and emailing back our coworkers and yet among it all we're each screaming (somewhat out of sync) someone please please love me for this for something for anything!
by user @worldsinmywords
Howling at the Moon by Darshana Suresh
by Holly Warburton
"Everybody has experienced the defeat of their lives. Nobody has a life that worked out the way they wanted it to work out. We all begin as the hero of our own dramas, in centre stage, and inevitably life moves us out of centre stage, defeats the hero, overturns the plot and the strategy and we’re left on the sidelines, wondering why we no longer have a part, or want a part, in the whole damn thing. So everybody’s experienced this. When it’s presented to us sweetly, the feeling goes from heart to heart and we feel less isolated and we feel part of the great human chain, which is really involved with the recognition of defeat."
Leonard Cohen
"It astonishes me sometimes -no,often- how every person I get to know -everyone, regardless of everything, by which i mean everything- lives with some profound personal sorrow. [...] Is sorrow the true wild? And if it is-and if we join them-your wild to mine-what’s that? For joining, too, is a kind of annihilation. What if we joined our sorrows, I’m saying. I’m saying: What if that is joy?"
The Book of Delights by Ross Gay
by Alena Shymchonak
"The sea rises, the light fails, lovers cling to each other, and children cling to us. The moment we cease to hold each other, the moment we break faith with one another, the sea engulfs us and the light goes out."
Nothing Personal by James Baldwin
Please watch this series of Japanese gum commercials
You won’t regret it I promise
……wow
OMG?
@thisismouseface
wtf?!
when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how
can not believe that a 70 year old senator actually uttered the phrase “ignorant slut” about bernie sanders on the senate floor.
So what actually happened was senator Kennedy said to Neera Tandem, “you basically called Bernie Sanders everything but an ignorant slut”
Which apparently is a reference to a SNL sketch from 1970s, which is odd but also not completely batshit crazy
But what is crazy is that senator Lindsey Graham in the background, who was not actively part of the conversation, then interrupting to respond with “well I wouldn’t say ignorant”
So whilst technically no senator referred to Bernie Sanders as an “ignorant slut”, senator Lindsey Graham did state quite firmly that he is in fact a slut, just a very knowledgable one
me as a mom
i feel like it needs to be said that this is a quote from carly rae jepsen
Absolutely OBSESSED with this teapot from 1882
The look on her face when she realizes
Here’s what they said if you didn’t understand-
Interviewer: What do you think about starting an initiative on campus here at UK, to be more inclusive to women who have penises? So we can put urinals in the womens restroom for them.
Student: Sounds fantastic.
Interviewer: Oh, does it?
Student: Yeah.
Interviewer: What about- Let’s take it one step closer, y'know more- for inclusivity here on campus, but free tampons and pads in the mens restroom for men who have periods?
Student: Sounds great.
Interviewer: Ok- You dont see anything wrong with those statements?
Student: No.
Interviewer: What men do you know with periods?
Student: I generally use- ones like in Willy T* have pads, I use them pretty often.
*(Willy T is the college nickname for their library I’ve heard.)
I attend this school and I can confirm 2 things. Yes, our big library is indeed called Willy T AND the day that this stank bitch came to campus everyone was losing their MINDS and kept walking by in hopes of getting chosen to call her out. Immaculate.
i. am on the floor. wheezing. the moment she realizes that not only is she talking to a trans man,, but that SHE COULDN’T CLOCK HIM,, this is high art and i want it written in Big Wedge sharpie on my wall
fucking top tier shit right there. The face when she realizes, the way the person being interviewed is clearly waiting for the transphobic shit while still being polite, the casual way they drop in “I generally use, ones like in the Willy T have pads, I use them pretty often.” LIKE HOLY SHIT BRO YOU FUCKING KILLED HER? LOOK AT HOW STUNNED SHE LOOKS? THATS A FUCKING MURDER! A MURDER BUT NOT A FUCKING CRIME BROSKI!!!!