TS12 IS COMING
"The Life of a Showgirl" đđ
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@screaming-into-the-void
TS12 IS COMING
"The Life of a Showgirl" đđ
in case you havenât been told lately, let me remind you:
you are That Bitchâą
you deserve every compliment you receive
you are worthy of every ounce of praise that comes your way
you are powerful
you are worthy of love
you are deserving of the life you dream of
welcome to night vale 158 - the battle for time
Looks like we canât isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys
saw the movie
The amount of fanfic this movie is gonna generate...I can't wait đđ
yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they
I mean, I feel safe from them but Iâm suddenly EXTREMELY worried about what shenanigans Iâve stumbled into
âThese men mean me no harmâ
âSo you feel safe now?â
âOh, absolutely notâ
yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they
I mean, I feel safe from them but Iâm suddenly EXTREMELY worried about what shenanigans Iâve stumbled into
âThese men mean me no harmâ
âSo you feel safe now?â
âOh, absolutely notâ
You deserve love now. Not once you lose weight. Not once you accomplish that thing. Not once you move. Not once you get on medication. Not once you start therapy. Not once you get that job. Not once you're more like them. Now. You don't have to earn the right to be loved. You deserve it right now, and always have.
Boring photo....but I just got back to my hotel from the Hit Man premier and it was SOO good!
The movie is incredibly funny and well written, Glen and Adria were perfect and played really, really well off of each other.
A little sad that the cast couldn't have been present to experience the audiences reactions, but Linklater was there and provided an entertaining Q&A after.
I have to say....this is probably the most fun I've had at the theater in a while. Definitely go see Hit Man when it gets released, it deserves all of the success it gets.
a late entry, but heavy contender for tik tok of the year
You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right
"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.
social media is supposed to be PvP
Sometimes corporate speak is good. For example, Space X calling their rocket explosion a ârapid unscheduled disassemblyâ is the funniest thing Iâve heard all week
while it is a very funny term itâs actually perfectly common rocketry terminology, itâs the technical term for ârocket splodedâ
another fun rocketry term is âlithobrakingâ. Like, one way spaceships lower their orbits is by skimming along the top of the atmosphere, letting the friction slow them down. This is called âAerobrakingâ, because theyâre using the atmosphere as a brake.
Lithobraking, therefore, is coined by analogy, with âlitho-â being the greek root for âstoneâ. Itâs how you slow your spaceship down⊠by crashing it into the fucking ground.Â
So a crashed rocket âexecuted a lithobraking maneuverâ.
Thereâs also âEngine rich exhaustâ, which is what happens when your rocket engine starts breaking apart and bits of machinery are burning along with the fuel thatâs supposed to be burning.Â
A more technical term is âNegative periapsisâ. Orbits have a periapsis and an apoapsis, the lowest and highest altitude they reach each orbit. A negative periapsis, therefore, is a negative altitude. Your rocket hit the ground.Â
And related is the term âablative Xâ. Ablative heat shielding is a type of heat dissipation where you have a layer of some material covering your spaceship, which heats up into a gas and blows away. So you lose bits of it as you go through the atmosphere. The joke version is when you refer to things as âablativeâ when theyâre not intended to be: ablative sensors, ablative wings, ablative space probe. that is, your spaceship lost parts it wasnât supposed to lose while flying through the atmosphere.Â
Yes! this bothered me when I saw people talking about it. âRapid unscheduled disassemblyâ isnât corporate speak its âscientists and engineers that build rocketsâ speak
We're bringing this one back today.
Look. I have literally no horse in this race when it comes to the WGA/SAG Hollywood strike. I do not watch enough TV or movies to be affected and Iâm not a part of the industry. I really havenât cared.
As a lawyer and orchardist, however, I am now utterly entranced by the fact that some Universal Studios exec thought it was a good idea to cut down city-owned trees in the middle of summer.
There is no way to get around the absolute clusterfuck they have brought down upon themselves.