Live a life of oh wells not what ifs

I'm 22, and I have no fucking clue what I'm doing... Bare with me on this.

[brolinjosh]

[100-yardstare]

[tainted-nann]

16th grade

[savior-loki]

They actually bought all the fucking apple juice

[lalalickmyclit]

ooh no they love orange juice but they been bad *swipes whole shelf*

[hyrude]

why do old people read the bible so much

[hyrude]

i asked the old guy standing in front of me at the post office and he said “it’s because we’re cramming for finals”

[boltmarrow]

[williamshatspeare]

[marvelgifs]

[mcavoy]

Baby Groot! 

[grantsattler]

A collection of MCU Tony Stark’s DAMN FUCKING RIGHT!!!! DAMN RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS DAMN RIGHT DAMN FUCKING RIGHT™ moments, Civil War Edition™, brought to you by @knightinironarmor (p.1)

[brolinjosh]

[ohmy80s]

The Breakfast Club (1985)

[roguesouls]

― You know, obviously you have chemistry. 

            Yeah, we do. Because he makes me nervous and I overcome it.  x

the moral of frankenstein is if youre going to build a monster out of dead body parts dont make him like 8 feet tall and super strong

[nopeyourejustanazi]

or just love your super strong 8 feet tall son

[smokesforharris]

Like, don’t abandon him because you are scared of him. Like you met him a second ago. He just wants a family

[feynites]

The moral of the story is that you need to be prepared for the realities of parenthood before you commit. Sometimes you get what you expected, sometimes you get an eight foot tall super strong patchwork zombie child, sometimes you get neither of those things. No take-backs.

[eevee-peasy]

Saw this miracle vending machine at the laundromat.

[plasmalogical]

lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time

[scottsumrners]

how do u wear a sword

[plasmalogical]

on your hip like a normal person. or on your back if youre a dumb anime dweeb

[hotvampireadjacent]

I’m too short to wear mine on my hip what do 

[elpiso]

daggers

[hotvampireadjacent]

but I already spent 400$ on this sick ass sword

[marisatomay]

strapped to your back it is then

[awesome-picz]

[brainfartsbyme]

This cat would get everything from me

[catpella]

yeah this cat has such a big eyed woe-is-me that it could have everything it ever asked for

[feigenbaumsworld]

Actual photos of me for the last two weeks.

[strongbowdarkfruit]

what if death is just level 2

[silenthowlss]

I never played a level one that was this fucking hard

[cunthulu420]

Petition for Chris Evans to put on the captain America outfit and physically fight Donald trump

[sabrecmc]

If you follow his twitter, I think he is like *this close*