That Ship With The Blonde And The Brunette @seabasstian-satan - Tumblr Blog

I’ve got back into fic writing for anyone who might be interested 👀

Lethal Combination explores a world where everyone is designated a Dom, Switch or Sub. A no-powers AU with lots of fluff, love, kinky antics and a whole lot of healing.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/79827806/chapters/209497076

#stucky ff #Steve rogers #Bucky barnes #tony stark #stuckony #stevebuckytony

tethered-heartstrings

divinetheatre

who’s the biggest throat goat?

hannibal

will

Voting ended onFeb 7, 2023

divinetheatre

it’s like the roman senate in here

badjokesbyjeff

What does 007’s doorbell sounds like?

Dong. Ding Dong

lynnnshooty

jeff i will rip you apart with my teeth.

sandmandaddy69

sigmaleph

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

rustingbridges

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

bundibird

I think I've worked out (part of the reason) why there's been such a huge uptick in folks who don't reblog things on here.

This post has like 14k notes right now, and the tags and comments and reblogs are FULL of people who didn't know about fast-reblog, and -- you guys have been slow-reblogging this whole time!?!??!?!?

In the interests of a) making your lives easier, and b) encouraging you to reblog posts, which is what keeps this site alive, here's how you fast-reblog:

On mobile: press and hold the reblog button. Your blog icon will appear. If you have sideblogs, all of the different icons will appear. Drag to whichever blog you want to reblog to, and release. Job done.

On desktop: hold down the E key and click reblog. Job done.

You're welcome. Now get reblogging.

badjokesbyjeff

I’ve been stuck in Rome for the past 3 weeks

All their roads have this weird design flaw.

beggars-opera

fly-chicken

Hi new Tumblr users

Please know this sites hashtagging system is categorical and NOT clout based

Aka if I look up the “Wendell and Wild” tag, I should find clips, media, art and posts related to Wendell and wild ONLY. Same with any other random tag searched

If I spy a selfie, a random neighborhood, or any other kind of “insta” post trying to take likes for a popular hashtag, I’m reporting you for spam. Most other long term users will too and your acct will be fast tracked as a spam blogger and blocked.

You will not ruin the last non corporate site for us, especially by trying to treat this site like influencers matter. If you get popular, it’s bc you’re a clown w a skill not bc your hot or rich or skinny, got it?

honestlyvan

#holy shit at people in the notes this isn't 'tyrannical' it's basic courtesy AND against the tos #the spam report button is easily accessible for this exact reason #cross tagging is absolutely reportable spam according to tos so just don't do it #it also doesn't get you any more notes it just pisses people off

neil-gaiman

So, do you think the Queen is still alive? I heard she hasn't been seen in public since October.

She was seen in public on November 18th, on Dec 16th, and she did the Christmas broadcast. Also, she stripped the Duke of York of his "military affiliations and royal patronages" (you think anyone else gets to do that?).

She's 95. When she dies, you'll know. Everyone will know. And Charles will be King, and the postage stamps and coins in the UK will be all wrong.

neil-gaiman

If she was dead, she got better.

neil-gaiman

Now I believe she's dead, yes.

ughmerlin

incorrect merthur quotes #3

ghoostofasonnet

[insp.]

brolinskeep

forever remember the 5th of november

graftandgrief

Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”

A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.

Capitalism is so exhausting

upsettingandunfortunateclasshate

Fuck this

lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers

This is insane.

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

Capitalism is so innovative /s

thestoryofaslut

Hi! Want to completely fuck the keyboard-tracking system in the ass? Want to do it in a way that they literally cannot do anything about without disabling primary Windows functions?

Step 1: Open Notepad.

Step 2: Copy the following text, line for line, omitting only the --- that caps either end of it. --- Dim objResult Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") Do While True objResult = objShell.sendkeys("{NUMLOCK}{NUMLOCK}") Wscript.Sleep (6000) Loop --- Step 3: Save this as whatever.vbs, put it somewhere you can access easily, and double click it when you start your computer.

What does this do?

This runs a very basic script, and every six seconds, your computer will double-tap the NumLock key (i.e., turn it on, and then off) in a single instant. This counts as a key-press, occurs with a key that shouldn’t affect most things that you’re doing, occurs with no gap between them even if it could affect things you’re doing, and should prevent this kind of BS from engaging. As an aside, this will also prevent your computer from automatically locking itself, so take that into account if you need to manually lock your computer when going to lunch or whatever.