[technofeudalism]

"why do you even know that" i thirst for knowledge as the arctic tern chases a perpetual summer

[rationalisms]

using a pumice stone isn't very butch of you

i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

Bad

who’s out here sending minimalist anon hate

[miraclemaya]

reverse isekai where the protagonist is really genre savvy and keeps on talking like earth is from some sort airport bookshop genre fiction from their original world

[frostcrystals]

heh, this place is a liberal democracy? so your world is still pretty early into its proletarian revolution arc then... unfortunate. but i can work with that. i know exactly the sort of investment scheme that'll earn us millions of banknotes in an era like this. give me a month and our corporation will be the strongest of them all.

[bewbin]

Benjamin Franklin originally wanted the American bird to be the turkey but instead it turned out to be the bald eagle which is ironic because now bald Americans fly to Turkey to get their bald fixed which is crazy cuz turkey is a flightless bird

[calypsopond]

So like is Kerry canonically a lesbian or is that just something we all know in our hearts to be true

[calypsopond]

[spookberry]

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

[schnuffel-danny]

OK bisexual (czech)

[spookberry]

Hell yeah 🤙

[the-ghost-king]

Biczechual

[violentoffender]

[vampmilf]

this is my favourite video rn btw

[bn-stands-for-book-nerd]

The name's not even a joke xD

"Bin", means "from", so he's just called "John from London" in arabic.

[queer-as-city-folk]

low poly robin (real life, 2026)

[30spiders]

[queer-as-city-folk]

oh, thank you

[queer-as-city-folk]

sauce

[thuidia]

[francisforever2014]

me clocking in for my shift at the feminist killjoy factory

[dogpuppy]

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

Gotta be real I hate a bitch with cute feet

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

Hold the phone. What are we talking about here

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[american-neurotypical]

let's touch eachother's private parts

[bitchautism]

oh here we go. another communist wanting to "touch" (seize) "private parts" (private property). ugh. tankie punks fuck off.

[dawn4ngel]

[bbcwhereareyou]

[punchholesinthesky]

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it