Ze Seanblog

Seaning right along.

[parkchanwoohoo]

Something about the random direction this conversation took tickled me

[important-animal-images]

[elbiotipo]

[pcmuumuu]

mirar el agua con mama

[memecucker]

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[otiksimr]

for pride month everyone can get kisses from a worm.

[bvbblebeam]

good morning gay people!!

[ottermatopoeia]

[bvbblebeam]

happy pride everyone

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[butt-berry]

Mermaid's fishing (or humaning?) for Mermay2026

[tamamita]

Just coffee

[tamamita]

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit

[da-riya]

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[cryoverkiltmilk]

#the ancient texts

... My reblog was only six years ago!

[silkysong]

father please.

[silkysong]

the sequel. shes gonna get that fuckign cooki.

[tikysplickytok]

(via tomcardy)

[melled42]

My Adderall kicking in

[problemnyatic]

if policies like "be nice" and "don't do slavery" are going to be "the fall of western civilization" then why would anyone be against that outcome

[problemnyatic]

fuuuuck if the Evil Empire Of Misery And Sadness gets defeated the dow jones is gonna PLUMMET duuude we canttttt think about the dowwww