Ronny

spam blog Ronny - 24 y/o - he/him

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[uniformedwater]

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[ernstiggroteadelaar]

MTG LORE FANS, please tell me about (random) characters from mtg stories you're obsessed with/a fan of/you just think they're neat, i'm trying to find the most fun bits of mtg lore

[titheabsolution]

Bitches hate to see my squad coming, cause everytime a creature enters i gain 1 life and every time i gain 1 life you lose 1 life and the first time you lose life each turn i get to surveil 1 now since a creature entered my graveyard this turn i gain 1 life and you know damn well what that means

[titheabsolution]

*sacs you for a death trigger*

*recurs you*

*sacs you for a death trigger*

*recurs you*

*sacs you for a death trigger*

*recu

[xantchaslegacy]

[eethok]

For Shrek be’eth love…For Shrek be’eth life…

[vamptits]

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

[vamptits]

I'm having my first 24/7 dom/sub relationship with the entirety of the fucking sun

[beemovieerotica]

[juunipupu]

Knight under Everything

[juunipupu]

Now available as prints and at-home print file

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[vampfuneralpyre]

[kiwi]

anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??

[same-pic-rick-roll]

Do you ever see a complicated meme that expresses a very specific feeling, and while you wouldn’t have said it that way, it instantly resonates with you?

[videntefernandez]

He's not supposed to be there but how can you go sleep mode on the charging pad when the bed and the human are looking so soft and inviting

[anonymousbee-art]

IDC IF YOU'RE BISEXUAL HELP ME NEUTRALIZE THIS CORPSE ‼️‼️‼️

[loadedupright]

A little edit of Kremy and Gideon reacting to each other’s makeover reveals. They are so disgusting.