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[modernmusess]

the difference in hunger games narrators is so funny to me like this is our starting lineup

katniss: i go to a place and do a thing using a skill. also everyone hates me. oh you want to know more about myself? here are four straight paragraphs just describing food instead.

haymitch: so the baker’s in love with my best friends girl and my girlfriend’s uncle is gay and secretly dating the town window-fixer and she’s actually related to lucy gray and has beef with the mayors daughter who bullied me and her social security number is—

snow: everyone here is UGLY and OBNOXIOUS and TACKY and I Am God.

[tributary]

moral from a utilitarian perspective because this post maximizes my overall happiness (seeing pro-lifers get very angry in the comments at “how evil women can be”) and minimizes harm (imagine the upbringing of that hypothetical kid)

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[iheartcilia]

I would have said clit if I was her

[lakevida]

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

[neko-mancy]

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

[dontbreakthechain]

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

[idabbleincrazy]

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

[polteergeistt]

[pansyfemme]

what’s this genre of post called

[im-mender]

9/11

[flaskoflethe]

You know what Amazon, maybe your ai suggestions aren't so bad! This seems like a perfectly reasonable suggested alternative for lube!

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[senatortedcruz]

Since we’re all talking about Olivia Rodrigo I do think The Grudge was written from the POV of Mike Pence to Donald Trump after January 6th

[parakeet]

why is this being recommended to me 17 years later. good for the horse thou

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[sobcat]

i can't believe they let me be in charge of myself

[loverblaze]

"if it was a first kiss how come it felt like a snake bite?" simply so lucy gray coded

[infectiouspiss]

"i think therefore i am" yeah well i jerk therefore i cum #bitch

[prokopetz]

Level 1: Asylums are scary because there's crazy people there.

Level 2: We shouldn't treat mental health facilities as objects of horror because it stigmatises mental illness.

Level 3: Asylums are scary because there's psychiatrists there.

[nonpsychotic]

I love the amount of hatred the 2021 car is drawn with. because I agree

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

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