Steddilly and more headcanons bc Im bored
Billy introduces both of his boyfriends when they go anywhere
When it comes to flirting 1. Billy speaks fluently in flirting, 2. Eddie does it on accident and doesn't know when hes doing it, 3. Steve cant flirt for to save his life
They all have pet names they share and have to themselves.
Steve's are pretty boy, prince, etc,, Eddie's are metal head, trash panda (kindly given to him by Billy), and loverboy,, Billy's are butt face, big boy, etc. The ones they share are babes, baby, etc
Billy and Eddie argue about which Metallica song is better and they always agree upon Master of Puppets
All three of them love Wayne and would gladly take his name if the three were to get married because Wayne is the only good parental figure among the three
After a game of basketball he heard his boyfriend singing Blondie and he teased him for it
Eddie, Billy, and Wayne bonding listening to If You Want Blood (You Got It) by AC/DC
Wayne and Billy working on his camaro one cool summer evening
Robin and Billy both get into arguments over the dumbest things ever- thats their way of bonding
Billy adopting Steve's kids being their second dad
Billy is secretly booksmarts one of his secrets no one knows
They all take turns getting cuddled in the middle but Billy gets most of the attention because hes touch starved
As parents all three of them go to any of the kids functions, Lucas's basketball game, Will's art stuff, etc. They love being there for the kids
Steve and Billy secretly learn how to play D&D so they can surprise Eddie when they need a sub. Billy complained at first but he gets into it after a while and convinces Eddie they should gamble (none of the kids are aloud to gamble but they can sit there and watch the game unfold in front of them)
Billy is more lenient with Max he loves her so much he doesn't want to lose her
They all steal each others clothes so one day Steve noticed Eddie was wearing his yellow sweater and Billy was wearing one of Eddie's band shirts
Eddie is band from the kitchen but after a while Billy starts to teach him how to cook and he learns to make spaghetti and Steve said it was delicious and Eddie blushed
Eddie loves horror along with true crime he loves writing notes about it and taking in facts and like Robin he starts spouting information as fast as his mouth would let him
Hopper helping Eddie get his name out of the air
Eddie unresponsively teaches Dustin, Billy, and Mike how to hot wire a car without burning themselves oh the conversation he had with Dustin and Mike not to tell their mom
All three of them arguing on who's hair takes the longest and uses the most product- its Steve duh
Wayne teaching Billy and Eddie how to fish
Steve who doesn't want to hurt the fish sits on the side and watches his father figure and boyfriends
Robin is a vegetarian (people thought people who didn't eat meat lead to being gay -sweats nervously- I think its silly so I added it in)
Billy and Steve play kickball with the kids; Billy's team is Mike, Erica, Lucas and Steve's team is Dustin, Will, and Robin. Wheres Eddie? Hes on the side line cheering for both sides
Drags both Steve and Billy to watch horror movies with him and they all end up cuddling each other because at first Steve got scared then Billy (they were watching Halloween, The Exorcist, and Children of the corn)
I think I sat he longer than 20 minutes well I hope you like this aim gonna go die- being the sickly person I am rn ;(
