Quotidian

Tori: trash person

[importantanimalstories]

This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

[serozvero]

Well, now I'm a Gilbert fan. That sly villainous grin and squint…

[probuccalfat]

why are you a cunt

to honour my mother before me and her mother before her and so on and so forth

[xflesheaterx]

To honor my dead grandfathers and soon to be father

[probuccalfat]

no, this is about matrilineal cuntery.

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

honouring your father 🤢

[yorgen-sh]

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[vampiresdontsleep]

[autismfox]

Someone else come fuck that guy for me

[thenyanguardparty]

[pinche-aquarius]

Keep up the great work, lads

[mayax81]

[snakebites-and-ink]

I love how this addition would be absolutely incomprehensible almost anywhere else but we know exactly what it means

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[spitblaze]

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[charl0ttan]

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

[grymmdark]

you were the control

[charl0ttan]

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo

[dankxsinatra]

[culturalgluttony]

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

Mecha-Lincoln has been programmed to know sorrow.

[arcadianambivalence]

Four score and C-3PO…

Our fathers brought forth upon this Tatooine, a new hope, conceived in secrecy, and dedicated to the proposition that we can free the galaxy.

Now we are engaged in a rebellion against the Galactic Empire, testing whether we droids, or any member of the Rebel Alliance so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure…

[bruzum]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[tatzelwurming]

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

[homo-neandertalensis]

Was made to groove

[tatzelwurming]

my man

[targetedknowledge]

[glavilio]

a bad bitch on one arm and a cig in the other. need