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How dare?! He worked hard for that shiny! Rude! What about his cuteness discount?
if anyone ever asks why return of the jedi is my favourite star wars film i’ll just send them this gif
I think the funnier conclusion is that Luke did mean to physically kick the guy, missed, and then used the force to cover his fuckup.
that works cause dude kicks, misses, then the guy flies backwards. that’s 100% what he did lmao
I don't think Jinu is evil. I think he was manipulated while on the verge of death. I think he had to choose between 1) starving and watching his family starve to death 2) being tortured, enslaved and abused for 400 years.
And frankly, I think if he had dug deep into the well of Human Spirit or whatever, and denied Gwi-ma, Gwi-ma would have grabbed his family and killed them in front of him anyway just to prove he could.
Gwi-ma feeds pretty indiscriminately, but I do think it means something that he offered Jinu a deal for his soul. He wanted Jinu, and I don't think saying 'no' was ever an option Jinu was ever meaningfully afforded.
YES to all of this.
This raises some intriguing questions! Why does Gwi-Ma choose to consume some souls and buy others? What made him want Jinu so badly?
prepare ye.
They're just silly
the silmarillion bride
there's something about the recurring theme of risk and how each they each deal with it. stratt is extremely risk averse and grace starts out like that too, just that he runs away from his problems while stratt does 200% overkill problem solving… and then there's rocky. and bit by bit we get grace going from "but is it worth risking the lives of everyone on earth over?" to "why risk his life and his whole mission for me?" to "yeah it was impatient and a little risky" to "i'm surprised i put this much effort into it actually". risk taking behaviour can be good actually
Fascinated by everyone's but especially American's desire to give medieval keeps, especially in colder regions, central heating (and I think Winterfell is to blame for this trope, where, to it's defence, the hot springs were not a matter of comfort but survival wrt the deadly fantasy Winter that's not real irl), because I'm always like. okay I know they told you in middle grade that castles were all cold and drafty but like ... no also what
There's generally going to be rooms dedicated to and build for warmth, the living quarters, both for nobles and their servants. This will be the central living tower, or parts of it called a Kemenate (literally 'room with a stove'), the great hall and work spaces around the kitchen. You can put the Kemenate on top of the hall to catch the big fires' and daily living's heat through the wooden floor, but you often can't put wooden stuff on top of the kitchens (that's a fire risk). If you have the money and space, you build a whole separate comfy place for living because you don't have to stay in the most defensible part of the castle all the time. These separate living buildings are also called Kemenate and are often build from wood, cob, brick etc.
People used to wear much more clothes indoors, including while sleeping, and those clothes were much thicker and sturdier than what we largely wear today. Every time you think of how cold those stone walls are, think about everyone wearing a linen shift + two-ish layers of wool on all body parts except hands and head + stockings and shoes + some kind of head-covering. In Ye Old Middle Ages, women are probably wearing a wimple, which is kind of like a modern Hijab in terms of coverage. People wear shifts, socks, and a head-covering to bed.
I think people used to radiators also really underestimate how much a large open fire/tiled stove heats up a room. Also, middle and northern Europe (as well as parts of Northern China) had and to this day have beds and benches build into tiled and cob stoves. Those fuck.
Beds are enclosed so you stay warm in them, either by curtains, in wall niches or with wood. There's also a type of bed that's inside a chest (like a coffin) so you can stuff your stuff inside during the day and put down the lid to use it as a bench. That's also another reason for people to always sleep in groups. Depending on the era, one of the jobs of a lady's maid or a retainer might literally be warming their master's bed. In early times and among servants, people also sleep in large groups in rooms together in general even outside a farming context, often with animals like pet dogs, too, which further warms everything up.
Walls are not bare, cold stone, but covered with a layer of plaster or cob, tiles or wooden panels, sometimes layered, and believe me, this makes such a difference. Source: I lived in a Ye Olde German Farmhouse with 70 cm thick stone walls and flag stone floor and all that converted to modern flats for a while.
On top of that you hang tapestries on the wall, which are not like modern printed cloth but basically wall rugs, sometimes several inches thick, and rugs or rushes (like a light cover of hay) on the floor on top of stone, tile, wooden panelling or a cob floor cover that goes over the heave flag stone. Pillows and blankets on all sitting surfaces, often on top of panelling (in the case of benches build into the stone). The roof of a room is also tiled, panelled or plastered. Upper stories will generally have wooden floors. Stories in a tower heat each other upwards, so the nicer rooms are further up.
The inner stone walls of a castle, even if stone and very thick, will heat up a few degrees in comparison to the outside walls if the castle is continually heated/lived in, and also trap heat inside, and this will make a difference. Inner walls might also be thinner and made of wood, cob or brick. You're defending against the outside, after all.
You put stuff in the windows. Holy shit. Screens of wood, horn, cloth or leather/hide, often treated for extra insulation. Why are these fantasy castles all so drafty.
Like, idk, I know Americans especially can't pop down to their nearby castle museum to have a look around, but even with people who can and do: The castles you'll see, even the ones who aren't 'ruined' are ruins. They're stripped down. I remember touring Norman towers in England, and those places do look dire and are cold because even if they're still standing, they're ruins. It makes such a difference to get to look at a castle that is still lived in, has been inhabited until recently, or has been historically restored where these amenities are preserved. The exact amenities will depend on the era, of course, but they'll be there. The publicly accessible parts of Burg Eltz are a great example to google, especially since I promise you, you have seen this specific castle before. They have pictures on their English language website here, and the German National Geographic has a few further inside pictures here. Seeing a place like that that isn't a ruin with bare, stripped walls, nothing in the windows, no decorations and furniture etc. makes you realise that yeah actually. My characters are probably just gonna go grab a pillow if their ass is cold on the window's stone bench. Blankets are a pretty old technology, humans (elves, dwarves, whatever) can figure that one out.
Oh these links are a FANTASTIC reference!
Remember the painting of Ivan the Terrible cradling his dying son?
Yes, yes, unequalled representation of unspeakable grief and guilt and horror, that's not important right now. Look at how heavily carpeted everything is -- multiple layers of carpets! -- and how heavily dressed they are.
Story time:
In middle school biology, we did an experiment. We were given yams, which we would sprout in cups of water. We then had to make hypotheses about how the yams would grow, based on descriptions of yam plants in our books, and make notes of our observations as they grew.
Here’s what was supposed to happen: we were supposed to see that the actual growth of the plant did not resemble our hypotheses. We were then supposed to figure out that these were, in fact, sweet potatoes.
What actually happened was that every single student in every single class lied in their notes so that their observations perfectly matched their hypotheses. See, everyone assumed the mismatch meant they had done something wrong in the process of growing the plant or that they had misunderstood the dichotomous key or the plant identification terminology. And, thanks to the wonders of a public school education, everyone assumed the wrong results would get us a failing grade. We were trying to pass. We didn’t want to get bitched out by the teacher. Curiosity, learning, science - that had nothing to do with why we were sitting in that classroom. So we all lied.
The teacher was furious. She tried to fail every student, but the administration stepped in and told her she wasn’t allowed to because a 100% fail rate is recognized as a failure of the teacher, not the class. It wasn’t even her fault, really, though her being a notorious hard-ass didn’t help. It was a failure of the entire educational system.
So whenever I see crap like Elizabeth Holmes’s blood test scam or pharmaceutical trials which are unable to be replicated or industry-funded research that reaches wildly unscientific conclusions, I just remember those fucking sweet potatoes. I remember that curiosity dies when people are just trying to give their superiors the “right” answers, so they can get the grade, get the job, get the paycheck. It’s not about truth when it’s about paying rent. There’s no scientific integrity if you can’t control for human desperation.
you’ve heard of living weapon whumpee, now get ready for:
living sacrifice whumpee!
whumpee raised for one specific purpose - not to kill, but to die, whether in body, or mind, or spirit, to make room for something greater in the world
whumpee with countless hours of pain and suffering carved into their skin and bones, all for the sake of seasoning their soul
whumpee who’s held on a pedestal as nobility, as godlike, but not because of who they are, but what they are
whumpee who has known reverence from everyone around them, but never kindness, never love
whumpee with the empty, placid demeanor of a lamb that knows exactly what its fate is
ok so, I approached my local library with a proposal to donate a mural as a way to A: build portfolio/gain practical experience and B: give back to a beloved public institution. The director was very enthusiastic about it and i've been working on it since the beginning of March. Come with me as I endeavor to paint what is in all honesty an excessive amount of birds
I wanted the birds to look like they were actually in the space so first thing after doing the draft was to do a lighting study
after that I covered the walls in letters in lieu of a projector/vr headset bc i have neither of those :) Then i take a picture of the section of wall and superimpose the lineart over top of it so I can pencil in the lines
et voila
and that was a whole week on it's own so next comes the paintin' >:)
and now, the birds
Birds 1 and 2/14: Red Winged Blackbird, Male and female, Agelaius phoeniceus
Bird 3/14, American Robin, Turdus migratorius
hoo boy, ok *out of breath*
GIVE IT UP FOR BIRD NUMBUH 5, THE CANADIAN GOOSE, Branta canadensis!!!!
this guy took me about 4 days to completely finish, all of those freakingk coverts were a bear to render
speaking of obnoxious coverts:
bird 5/14, Bluejay, Cyanocitta cristata
the friggin stripes almost got me chat, i may not make it
Madam....
birds 6 and 7: American Goldfinch, Spinus tristis, male and female
pleasantly simple to paint! next is the flickerrrrr
*melts into goo*
BIRD NUMBER 8, (yellow shafted) NORTHERN FLICKERRRRR, Colaptes auratus
genuinely made me start questioning my sanity around day 3, it's half the size the of the goose, WHY did it take me 4 days to finish??
nothing but pain and suffering, i'm sure hope the next bird will be much easier and with FAR less barring :)
in other news, I am losing my mind hairline
SHE'S DONE!!
Bird number 9: Red-tailed hawk, Buteo jamaicensis
my chains are broken i am FREE. although i did have a great deal of fun with this, the barring on the wings itself took me like four days and i am READY to move on
this was a week and a half of continuous work so please excuse me for getting a little emotional in the bg 🙏
*does a little jig*
BIRD NUMBER 10!!! The Male Mallard Duck, Anas platyrhynchos
the male and female ones are gonna be posted separately bc they're taking a lot longer lol but yea! super happy i was able to capture the iridescent green of the head, i found metallic green and blue paint at a craft store that really made his head POP. it looks better in person i promise
ALSO!! As this is the 10th one, BIG announcement. The end is in sight!!!!! I plan to finish within the next 3 weeks and there will be a small dedication ceremony/ unveiling happening at the library to commemorate its completion on the 16th of May. If you live in the Western New York region and want to check it out for yourself shoot me a dm!
Also thank you everyone for your kind words and support throughout this whole process, it's been a genuine treat thinking there are potentially thousands of you out there cheering me on while I paint this 🥹
aaaand another one bites the duck,
we're movin right along with bird numero 11!! The lady Mallard!! Anas platyrhyncos
the 16th is looming in the distance so i'm trying to get thru these as quickly as i can so i can have as much time for the GBH as possible. i still need to do the names next to all of them so i've got about a week and a half to finish everything which is GREAT because i have adhd and nothing gets my ass in gear like a fuckin deadline, let me tell you
power couple that they are, here's bird number 12 and 13,
the Northern Cardinals, Cardinalis cardinalis
and NOW that they are complete, ITS GO TIME, in the next five days (library's closed for mother's day 😭😭) i need to have the GBH fully rendered, the names of the birds vectored, weeded, masked, applied to the wall, and then painted, plus additional cattails throughout. I may be able to get away with just getting the GBH done in time for the unveiling and then just have the names and cattails added later, but i'm gonna really try to get it all done in time. BUT, i have a plan. Part of why i take so long on these is because i really am just figuring it out as I do it lmao. there have been many a time where i am sitting on top of the ladder googling "how to paint birds" but I think if i take the time tomorro to do all that figuring out how to approach it beforehand, this will go a lot faster. I may also recruit some of my artist friends to help with the placing of the names... hrmm we'll see.
Anyways, shout out to the librarian who tracked down exactly the thing i needed so i could figure out where to place the highlights in my birds eyes, ur the real mvp
thanks for the reminder, kid
at long last, we've reached the end...
Bird number 14 out of 14,
The Great blue heron, Ardea herodius
thank you to everyone who reached out or got excited about this project, it genuinely gave me the fuel i needed to keep going. In total, the 480+ total hrs it took me to cover this wall pales in comparison to how long its expected to spend on there, hopefully imparting a sense of beauty and love for the natural world to the next generation and here's hoping i'm only getting started with these.
i'll see y'all soon :')
Ok here he is. Why is he so shapes
Thinking about this pinterest comment
unrestrained summer fun
every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event
Have I ever shared this here or
yall know what makes this worse actually
is how based on the manga canon (and the viz eng translation of that)
the last thing Roy ever told Hughes was to “go to hell”
ryland grace aroace realisation moment but it's not grace driving it at all... grace is in his forties and now thinks of himself as a guy with a very low sex drive (which does Just Happen, he's a biologist he knows these things vary. maybe his mother didn't drink enough milk while pregnant with him, maybe it's a genetic mutation, mostly it doesn't matter that much) who doesn't want someone in his house. he IS an incredibly lonely person but that's because he doesn't have FRIENDS because he has the autism cptsd where you would rather peel off your own skin than let other people See You. like he is a bit fucked up about not having a spouse but it's cuz a spouse is supposed to be someone who understands you and is on your side anyway. he wants a best friend. he started writing this off as impossible while still in high school and oh boy is he in way too deep now to start interrogating how he's maybe made a self-fulfilling prophecy
enter rocky!!!!!!!
rocky who has never met a human and who has been alone for forty-six years and who is thinking about four different things at once always. rocky who has a best friend he had to leave behind, a best friend he's been missing like a limb. rocky who has absolutely no cultural frame of reference for living Alone, apart from the four and a half decades he just spent living alone that have made him just a little bit (very very very) insane. grace live alone on PURPOSE question? no one watch grace sleep ON PURPOSE, QUESTION??? earth not have psychology, question?????
like. rocky learns grace doesn't have a mate and is like, yeah not everyone has One Person who ticks all the boxes i can get that i have a frame of reference for that. personally i did meet My Person while young enough i can't really comprehend being an adult without them but that is notably lucky at home too. but he learns grace doesn't have close friends and is concerned. he is very concerned!!!! grace you are a pack animal!!!!
and grace has to be like, look my specific subset of human culture works in this specific way. where there isn't actually a lot of social pressure to form long-lasting friendships because-- well, okay, so i am not a social sciences guy but when we invented advertising, companies realised they can sell more things if everyone has to have their own individual thing so then they started going all in on reasons to have Your Own Individual Thing, and if all households only have two adults-- that's a gross oversimplification, there are a lot of factors. you have a society you know how it works. my point is the focus is on finding one person to fill all your pack animal needs, and i tried that once and it didn't work and, y'know, it just seemed like more effort than it was worth. and anyway i DID have friends, okay, we were all grown adults with jobs, MOST people don't see their friends that often!
and rocky says. wow earth sound terrible. and grace says well maybe a bit yeah. and rocky says need word, like mate but friend. grace says friend??? rocky says no i know friend, friend But More. friend meaning-intensifier deepest-affection-indicator legal-obligation-indicator. grace says well partner i guess but that's not exclusively platonic and you aren't usually. married? eridians marry friends???
rocky says SOME friends. best friends. most best friends. rocky marry grace question?
and grace says What.
rocky says grace stuck with rocky forever ever ever statement. grace know this. rocky marry grace statement
grace says What.
rocky says grace willing DIE for rocky but not marry rocky??? grace many psychological problems.
grace says typically you wait longer. on earth. before proposing.
(they're like two months into the journey to erid)
rocky says yes yes wait until sure. grace willing die for rocky. how much more sure does grace think can rocky get, statement. grace rocky save stars.
and grace is like okay. right. i need to, uh. i'm gonna lay on the floor for a bit. and rocky says okay have fun i look for better word
and then rocky goes on an internet deep dive so he can find 'queerplatonic' (rocky's language is like german with compound words and he's fascinated that english doesn't do this more and he's been reading the dictionary for fun), and then when grace returns from floor time rocky's like new words! queerplatonic! amanormativity! aromantic! asexual! and grace says. no you reproduce asexually, humans definitely do not do that. rocky says yes english confusing. same word mean something else. asexual: english word for human with notably low desire for sex. grace: human with notably low desire for sex. grace aware thinking machine has information beyond serialised visual fiction songs question?
and grace says, i didn't NEED a word, rock, there does not have to be a word for absolutely everything. rocky says miscommunication major plot point of all serialised visual fiction songs because humans never miscommunicate question? strange novel experience for humans question? grace says having a million specific words does NOT prevent miscommunication. rocky says yes because humans can't do enough tones. rocky grace queerplatonic question? grace leaking, grace full of shit, rocky find grace good important words grace be GRATEFUL. command.
My dream
ryland grace aroace realisation moment but it's not grace driving it at all... grace is in his forties and now thinks of himself as a guy with a very low sex drive (which does Just Happen, he's a biologist he knows these things vary. maybe his mother didn't drink enough milk while pregnant with him, maybe it's a genetic mutation, mostly it doesn't matter that much) who doesn't want someone in his house. he IS an incredibly lonely person but that's because he doesn't have FRIENDS because he has the autism cptsd where you would rather peel off your own skin than let other people See You. like he is a bit fucked up about not having a spouse but it's cuz a spouse is supposed to be someone who understands you and is on your side anyway. he wants a best friend. he started writing this off as impossible while still in high school and oh boy is he in way too deep now to start interrogating how he's maybe made a self-fulfilling prophecy
enter rocky!!!!!!!
rocky who has never met a human and who has been alone for forty-six years and who is thinking about four different things at once always. rocky who has a best friend he had to leave behind, a best friend he's been missing like a limb. rocky who has absolutely no cultural frame of reference for living Alone, apart from the four and a half decades he just spent living alone that have made him just a little bit (very very very) insane. grace live alone on PURPOSE question? no one watch grace sleep ON PURPOSE, QUESTION??? earth not have psychology, question?????
like. rocky learns grace doesn't have a mate and is like, yeah not everyone has One Person who ticks all the boxes i can get that i have a frame of reference for that. personally i did meet My Person while young enough i can't really comprehend being an adult without them but that is notably lucky at home too. but he learns grace doesn't have close friends and is concerned. he is very concerned!!!! grace you are a pack animal!!!!
and grace has to be like, look my specific subset of human culture works in this specific way. where there isn't actually a lot of social pressure to form long-lasting friendships because-- well, okay, so i am not a social sciences guy but when we invented advertising, companies realised they can sell more things if everyone has to have their own individual thing so then they started going all in on reasons to have Your Own Individual Thing, and if all households only have two adults-- that's a gross oversimplification, there are a lot of factors. you have a society you know how it works. my point is the focus is on finding one person to fill all your pack animal needs, and i tried that once and it didn't work and, y'know, it just seemed like more effort than it was worth. and anyway i DID have friends, okay, we were all grown adults with jobs, MOST people don't see their friends that often!
and rocky says. wow earth sound terrible. and grace says well maybe a bit yeah. and rocky says need word, like mate but friend. grace says friend??? rocky says no i know friend, friend But More. friend meaning-intensifier deepest-affection-indicator legal-obligation-indicator. grace says well partner i guess but that's not exclusively platonic and you aren't usually. married? eridians marry friends???
rocky says SOME friends. best friends. most best friends. rocky marry grace question?
and grace says What.
rocky says grace stuck with rocky forever ever ever statement. grace know this. rocky marry grace statement
grace says What.
rocky says grace willing DIE for rocky but not marry rocky??? grace many psychological problems.
grace says typically you wait longer. on earth. before proposing.
(they're like two months into the journey to erid)
rocky says yes yes wait until sure. grace willing die for rocky. how much more sure does grace think can rocky get, statement. grace rocky save stars.
and grace is like okay. right. i need to, uh. i'm gonna lay on the floor for a bit. and rocky says okay have fun i look for better word
and then rocky goes on an internet deep dive so he can find 'queerplatonic' (rocky's language is like german with compound words and he's fascinated that english doesn't do this more and he's been reading the dictionary for fun), and then when grace returns from floor time rocky's like new words! queerplatonic! amanormativity! aromantic! asexual! and grace says. no you reproduce asexually, humans definitely do not do that. rocky says yes english confusing. same word mean something else. asexual: english word for human with notably low desire for sex. grace: human with notably low desire for sex. grace aware thinking machine has information beyond serialised visual fiction songs question?
and grace says, i didn't NEED a word, rock, there does not have to be a word for absolutely everything. rocky says miscommunication major plot point of all serialised visual fiction songs because humans never miscommunicate question? strange novel experience for humans question? grace says having a million specific words does NOT prevent miscommunication. rocky says yes because humans can't do enough tones. rocky grace queerplatonic question? grace leaking, grace full of shit, rocky find grace good important words grace be GRATEFUL. command.
My dream