what even is consistency

26, I like memes and cats

[dogkin]

This is the only pet owner ever

[dogkin]

[dogkin]

pls let this blow up I’d be okay with dealing with the notes I promise I’d be so strong. I want everyone to see this banger post. If I could blaze it I would

[transarsonist]

reblog this post to remind the person you reblogged it from that they're valued and loved and seen

[wordfather]

mystery novel but the author has no clue whats happening either and is getting increasingly more upset

[sandersstudies]

I’m 25 and sometimes it still hits me that I can do whatever I want.

[sandersstudies]

Me: man I wish I could go to the zoo.

Me:

Me: …wait.

[madlori]

please go to the zoo if you want I’m a zoo docent and I love talking to grownups who are visiting the animals and want to know all about them.

[captainclickycat]

You can buy yourself stuff in the gift shop too, if you have the money. Don’t need to ask a grownup or anything. If you want that toy gorilla it’s yours.

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

@prince-of-moths

[sandersstudies]

Both my cats are having very difficult days. One of them is on heavy medication for an infection and is therefore having trouble walking, focusing, and vocalizing.

The other cat is experiencing the cat uncanny valley with the first cat and keeps trying to warn me that her brother has been replaced by an evil alternate who smells weird and keeps staring at her.

[sandersstudies]

My girl cat: Mamá you must see the intrùdere that has entered our fair home, a monstére in my brothere’s guise, he will súreley kill us all.

My boy cat, zooted out of his mind:

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[sixpenceee]

The way her dress flows. Almost hypnotizing | source

[titkoks]

[striders]

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

[girl-in-the-hitops]

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

[afanofmanystuffs]

Look, reanimation is a Process, okay

[ohmightysmiter]

“Reanimation is a process” is a sentence that just makes me want to play a Necromancer as a very deadpan Build-A-Bear employee.

[ellie-valsin]

Women’s fashion, ca. 1830: Day dresses, part 1

You know all of these dress posts are going to take many parts each…

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[tinktoks]

[i-hate-ohio]

omen…

[mechappreciator]

@mothman-etd

[tvguts]

i always liked this picture of the sickos looking at each other but felt that something was missing in the blank space between them. so i gave them a GIR and they seem a lot happier now

[radiofreederry]

[memewhore]

[shrapnarl]

[sartorialadventure]

Dracula: *glides creepily past* *heelie sounds*

[bearie]

[orchidbreezefc]

#good news: this is how you make more of them and it doesn’t hurt them#bad news: i checked the tags to see if that had been said and someone called this ‘grinch meat’#and now i want to crawl into a hole (x)

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

I laughed so hard at this I accidentally exited the Tumblr app and when I reopened, Tumblr had bolted back to the top of the feed, so I just rage scrolled through every single thing both posted in the last hour and that I scrolled past in the last hour to find to present this incredible tiktok to you, my dear followers. Esp @ritterssport