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captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper”

i wanna read those. tell me those.

necroesque666

sindri42

ahdok

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

prokopetz

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

probabilitydirigible

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy”

probabilitydirigible

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing

thepageofhopes

This has to be my favorite patch note ever

blue0909

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

#the way this had me losing my fucking mind in an instant

fuzzyghost

Daybreak - Antonio Peticov (1982)

frozenpinetree

labyrinth warriors 🔥

the-knife-consumer

Is that your fursona?? That's awesome. Be kitties with me right meow

eyegengrauu

i know i talk a lot about tenna in a way that seems like im absolving him of wrongdoing (Hes never done anything wrong in his life Ever) which is Mostly said by me Jokingly and isn't so much to mean that he's never done wrong or doesn't have character flaws and doesn't have things to apologize about. but bc that theres this like. all too common narrative ive seen multiple times that he should be Punished and isolated and shunned and he needs to apologize RIGHT NOW!!! for everything bad he's Ever done

.... but like i dunno. he's a character that we meet at his very lowest (SO FAR!!!) that just. keeps getting kicked and kicked and kicked while he's down (and he's already BEEN down for a long time) without any chance to fully get back up on his feet. we're literally watching this man drown in real time begging and pleading (quite literally dropping to his hands and knees) for help and everyone LEAVES him for it. Not because they hate him, not necessarily because he's Mean to them specifically, but because they think he's lost his marbles and looks like he's gone full saturday morning cartoon villain on them trying to catch the lightners without knowing any of the context about the deal he made with kris and the knight that he Cannot tell them about (discussion for another day but it's also a very consistent trait of his to specifically be taken advantage of Himself because he's desperate and lonely and kept in the dark)...

and when he's finally offered some kind of understanding, finally given hope for the first time in... who knows how long, he's cut down while he's finally standing in what is probably Currently the goriest death in the game. and you can only save him if you remember to get all the required recruits and don't forget about him while on your escapades in the lightworld.

and again. it is not as though tenna hasn't made mistakes, hasn't made bad choices, hasn't done wrong. his contracts suck, he's pushy and arrogant and stuck in his own head. but i don't think he's at a point where he even Can look introspectively at himself and his issues yet, not without breaking down further. he's so deep within his spiral at this point, even within castletown, that i don't think he will be Able to pull himself out without receiving help First.

like ive talked about this before but he's barely at the first level of the needs pyramid !!!! he needs community and friendship and patience before anything else at current. he may have survived the drowning but he's still treading water. he needs to be pulled out of the water and Fully rescued and helped and given time to Recover before he can even Think about apologizing to anybody he ended up pulling down with him in his panic. Does this make sense.

hexbugswallower

I really enjoy the embryonic-stage xkcd comics from before randall munroe knew how to make them funny

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey

I still think about this one on a regular basis

seabassapologist

never forget

hollowistheworld

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

jaubaius

No way out

bogleech

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

lochnutmonster

Sisyphus

parakavka

I have expanded my selection of hazard sign pins! Choose from the road sign style pins or the bar designs or mix and match them together. They also pair great with my recently restocked first wave of hazard pin designs.

catsofyore

Bubble & Squeak. Undated postcard from my collection.

circusheart

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

#it might be too late for me ngl #it's okay. apparently non-humans are in with the perverts these days #so at least someone will have interest

ineed-to-sleep

I can make another mean looking woman with dark eyeshadow. As a treat

ineed-to-sleep

I saw some people mentioning they'd like to hear more about her, so I thought it'd be nice to share a few things :] 💗 I don't have a whole lot of lore yet, but this is what I do have so far:

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☆ She's usually pretty blunt, likes to say exactly what she's thinking without dancing around her point. It's not that she *can't* be polite, it's just that she usually feels like there's no point to it.

☆Used to be a healer, a sort of "village witch" living in the outskirts of a small village with her mentor. They moved around a lot in the past, mostly when Emma was a child so it'd be easier to keep her curse hidden, but in her later adult years they settled down in one village and she spent a long time getting to know the people who lived there and taking care of them. She's used to people who might not always be the nicest, or the most polite, but who need help, who have a lot of ailments of body and soul and a lot of stories to tell. She's learned to be very straightforward and assertive, but also to be kind, and to listen.

☆Her experience with people also made her a very perceptive person and a good judge of character.

☆Has an initial dislike for city folk, thinks most of them are full of themselves. Especially the people in Eridia.

☆Hates being ordered around or commanded to do anything. Might still obey certain people for the sake of survival, but she'll be quick to turn on them if given the opportunity.

☆Loves to collect odd little trinkets and shiny objects, especially if they can be used for alchemy or spellcasting (but also enjoys hoarding many of them just for the hell of it). Really enjoys gift shops.

☆She's in her late 20s to early 30s.

☆Loves critters, especially rats, bugs and frogs, but also gets along with cats and dogs. Really enjoys animals in general. She knows a little bit of veterinary medicine.

☆Also has a lot of technical knowledge about soulless physiology. Has definitely dissected at least one of them before.

☆Very curious, and has no qualms about dabbling in forbidden schools of magic or dark arts of any sort. It's that little bit of a lack of academic ethics that she inherited from her mentor <3

☆She's gotten away from her mentor, but has mixed feelings about her. Emma sees her like a mother, and partially hates her for what she did, but also partially still loves her and secretly hopes she'll someday find her, apologize, and try to make it up to her. It's a naive wish, more of a fantasy than anything, but one she still holds close to her heart.

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tibby

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

blackphoenixincorporated

Tubi is where I found this gem:

mornington-the-crescent

rabbitindisguise

wait this wasn’t a “poob has it for you” bit?

notbopper

tubi doesnt have what youre looking for but it does have a lot of things you would never have thought to

kristina100000

mozzarella and cheddar when i open my fridge and its not their time to be added to a fuckalicious grilled cheese sandwich

nosimpincurly

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

catherinebunnington

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)