The Narwhals Domain

(thunder clash of lightning)

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🚫 THIS BLOG IS TAKING PART IN THE ANTI-CENSORSHIP PROTEST ON DECEMBER 17th 🚫

The owner of this Blog will be making as much noise at Tumblr Staff about how horrible this ban in on other sites such as Twitter or Facebook. 

The owner of this blog will be logging out of all accounts for the entirety of the 17th. Will Not run a queue. Will not even check the dash. Or give the money hungry executives a single page view to squeeze ad revenue out of

The owner of this blog believes in an ACTUAL positive, better, safer Tumblr and well be doing their part to fight for it by logging out on the 17th of December. 

[sleeps-with-scales]

good sweet lord in heaven deliver me from orbital dynamics, I’ll never touch a rocket again I promise you

[brbgensokyo]

[hyenasmaze]

I honestly didn’t think it was going to work

[deadsparker]

OH MY GOD

[mamoru]

this game is a gift that keeps on giving

[silver-tongues-blog]

i love that this game is basically the opposite of a speedrun. like, isntead of doing the easiest, fastest and most efficient way, people are looking for the most convoluted and improbable solutions

[spectrealenko]

we stan a legend

[sub-res]

Friends and cool people shilling masterpost

Hey I figured I might as well make a big ol’ post containing friends and other cool people I want to shill and where you can now find them, should tumblr decide to nuke them too. May contain NSFW!

@tenkaboutart: https://twitter.com/TenkAboutArt | https://twitter.com/TenkAboutHeart | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=621166

@deel: https://twitter.com/radiokeg | https://twitter.com/radiolewd | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=418555

@thundragon: https://twitter.com/thundragonart | https://thundragon.newgrounds.com/ | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=4182897

@fiptaide: https://twitter.com/fiptaide

@barbariank: https://twitter.com/Barbariank/ | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=793572

@twrlare: https://twitter.com/Twrlare/ | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=2459549

@dd-duck​: https://twitter.com/DevilishDuck

@sandcasket​: https://twitter.com/SandCask | https://sandcasks.newgrounds.com/ | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=5228093

@urwart: https://twitter.com/URWart | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=5089111

@ehrrr​: https://twitter.com/ehrrr_ | https://twitter.com/ehrrrbutlewd | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=890158

@jdotkdot5​: https://twitter.com/jdotkdot5 | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=4290651

@snibako​: https://twitter.com/snibako

@jiffic​: https://twitter.com/jiffic | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=5691625

@genedola-art: https://twitter.com/GeneRockArt

@uprightblue​: https://twitter.com/UprightBlue |  https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=8990674

@kanachiro​: https://twitter.com/kanachirou | https://twitter.com/korewakana | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=5995704

@monorus​: https://twitter.com/monorus_ | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=7376451

@pokke-chan: https://twitter.com/Pokke_chan | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=5960979

@shiftbait: https://twitter.com/ObsceneMofu

@galaxyspark​: https://twitter.com/stefanmartello | http://spellcross.smackjeeves.com/

@redidoodles​: https://twitter.com/redi_n8 | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=20660965

@pride-kun: https://twitter.com/pride_kun | https://twitter.com/pride__kun | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=2240731

@standby-art: https://twitter.com/Standby89851272

@vedasisme: https://twitter.com/vedasisme | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=119705

@kuso-otoko​: https://twitter.com/kuso_otoko

@krekk0v​: https://twitter.com/Krekk0v | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=16270596

@pincerpencil: https://twitter.com/pincerpencil | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=17351702

@artmoroon​: https://twitter.com/moroonroon | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=17609749

@joeydrawss​: https://twitter.com/Joeydrawss | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=2561455

@unsomnus​: https://twitter.com/Unsomnus | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=11844052

@zanamaoria​: https://twitter.com/Zanamaoria

@haohi​: https://twitter.com/Haohi_Oterin

@dipsterer​: https://twitter.com/DipsterA | https://dipsterer.newgrounds.com | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=7281424

@d-floe: https://twitter.com/d_floe_

@yokudraws​: https://twitter.com/yokudraws

@the-excore​: https://twitter.com/mastercoreex | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=4051618

@azuumori: https://twitter.com/azuumori

@noccu​: | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=933633

@arceonn​: https://twitter.com/arceonn

@hereisds​: https://twitter.com/Here_DS

@caleana​: https://twitter.com/_Caleana | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=12947321

@kion-kun​: https://twitter.com/migellardo | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=9445737

@hexunart​: https://twitter.com/hexundev

@roresu​: https://twitter.com/_roresu | https://twitter.com/roresu_ | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=31489422

@ssate​: https://twitter.com/sate2801 | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=9729081

@pencilanon​: https://twitter.com/pencilanon

@airisubaka​: https://twitter.com/AirisuBaka | https://twitter.com/BakaAirisu | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=10701161

@yosinoya901​​: https://twitter.com/yoso901

@pixelmaritan: https://twitter.com/MariTheLilim | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=1108477

@enarane: https://twitter.com/enarane | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=576300

@miyart​: https://twitter.com/MiyaDrawsArt | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=15283026

@skrats​: https://twitter.com/Skratsu | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=2982738

@paintrfiend​: https://twitter.com/painterfiend

@joosiart​: https://twitter.com/JoosiArt | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=22143301

@itsnaaaav​: https://twitter.com/ThatNav | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=981085

@suzuneco1112​: https://twitter.com/SuzuNeco | https://twitter.com/Linco_c5

@nito0013​: https://twitter.com/nittoro

@amino-dopple​: https://twitter.com/amino_tiger | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=129844

@dreadtie-diary​: https://twitter.com/DreadTie_tw | https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=3152935

@sakurainu613​: https://twitter.com/sakurainu_

[snowradish]

[werewolfxo-moved-deactivated202]

novel about a morally grey pirate captain who is cursed to die within 5 years for stealing some forbidden treasure, and only giving her heart to someone and expecting nothing back can break the curse

but rather than go on some journey to find some true love or whatever, she decides to use her last years to travel the seas with her crew and collect treasure and drink and be merry

and on the day of reckoning, she is falling more and more ill, and her crew gather all around her to say goodbye to their captain when suddenly the curse is broken. because she gave her whole heart to her ship and her crew, and expected nothing back.

[they-better-be-mysterious-deact]

#i like it  #i really like stories about True Love that isn’t the romantic kind (x)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[pansexualcookware]

Oh oh oh oh oh yessssssssssss please

[silenthill]

Oh this made me laugh

[whyequalsemexplusbee]

Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess  Bard Must be able to play an instrument Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature  Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DM’s a wimp)  Monk Must practice a martial art  Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports  Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately  Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice)  Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom  Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government)  Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA  If you can’t be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.

[riteofthunder]

ok. from now on everyone is only allowed to post pictures of minecraft dirt block. go.

[isaaclaforeze-remade]

[stump-chunkman-deactivated20181]

I’m on NewGrounds since I managed to dredge up my old account from like 5 years ago and yeah, pretty much every porn blog is now on there because of the purge.

I should’ve placed a bet on that happening tbh

[stump-chunkman-deactivated20181]

THE DIASPORA HAS BEGUN GENTLEMEN

[stump-chunkman-deactivated20181]

This is still the funniest shit.

Newgrounds is THE oldest media hosting website STILL ACTIVE.

MySpace got its ass beat by Facebook, LiveJournal got steamrolled by Tumblr but now, the godfather of all of them is getting a redemption because Tumblr got gut punched by Apple over porn and Tumblr fucked up trying to combat that porn problem.

[iamalivenow]

for everyone who’s excited about obsidian dragging bethesda this isn’t just about how fucking trash garbage 76 is, this is about how obsidian was shafted by bethesda when fallout new vegas came out.

heres the thing, obsidian used to work on a weird kind of business model where they would make games on a budget for certain companies and if they met a certain review quota they would get a bonus.

new vegas missed the quota by 1 point.

1 point because bethesda didn’t give them enough money to make one of, if not the best game in the franchise, and rushed them continuously through production

this isn’t new drama

this is obsidian finally getting its vindication after bethesda robbed them and almost sent them into financial ruin

and its Great

[sparkles-and-trash]

[normal-horoscopes]

IF AND WHEN THIS SITE KICKS THE BUCKET YOU CAN FIND ME AT CTF_2FORT

[delusion-of-negation]

Results so far

[jujuoh]

ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period

[heinousactszx]

[tranarchist]

When Tumblr bans porn, who loses?

Verizon is leaving the engine of internet culture to sputter and die, and its communities to scramble for a new home.

A former staff engineer, who recently left Tumblr and asked to remain anonymous for professional reasons, tells Vox that the NSFW ban was “in the works for about six months as an official project,” adding that it was given additional resources and named “Project X” in September, shortly before it was announced to the rest of the company at an all-hands meeting. “[The NSFW ban] was going to happen anyway,” the former engineer told me. “Verizon pushed it out the door after the child pornography thing and made the deadline sooner,” but the real problem was always that Verizon couldn’t sell ads next to porn.

Porn on Tumblr is something Verizon needs to wipe out if it’s going to make any money off what it thinks is actually valuable about the platform — enormous fandom and social justice communities that, just before the Verizon acquisition, Khalaf was insisting the staff figure out how to better monetize.

On that note-

Two former Tumblr employees said they were alarmed when Khalaf chose Black Lives Matter as an example of a community that the company should focus on converting into Yahoo media consumers. One told The Verge, “Simon explicitly said that Black Lives Matter was an opportunity to [make] a ton of money.”

[smitethestate]

Capitalism is disgusting and ruins everything.

[cybercrimer]