Rabit Buster

A Rabit's trip through juggling, unicycling, ponies, trolls, and movies

[robertpattisons]

tony stark + evolution

[phantasmalli]

[charismat1c-megafauna]

Friendly reminder Bea Arthur was the real mvp and created a shelter for lgbtq+ youth

[meangirlnurse]

the Bea Arthur Residence could use donations to help cover their operating costs, btw!

[carlaconnors]

Please welcome Kristin Chenoweth.

[hotvampireadjacent]

oh good lord it’s bad if fox news is also with them

[computationalcalculator]

[stuck-y-together]

John Mulaney’s next bit: I was walking down the carpet at the Oscars and everyone started cheering, I thought I had finally made it. Then I looked around and there was Captian fucking America.

[anxietyproblem]

I felt that

[hillaryisaboss]

And that’s why she beat you by 3 million votes, Donald.

[perryfellow]

“Harlot’s Web” written with @benevolentspung (uncensored version on site: http://pbfcomics.com/comics/harlots-web/)

[catchymemes]

How deep does the hole go?

Art by Penzilla

[sky2fall]

God, I fucking LOVE the color of the sky

[avecesfui-deactivated20200518]

The color of the hole

[effervescentbi]

That’s a copy

[stuck-y-together]

John Mulaney’s next bit: I was walking down the carpet at the Oscars and everyone started cheering, I thought I had finally made it. Then I looked around and there was Captian fucking America.

[buckysbrat]

I literally heard that in his voice

[thepigeongazette]

It’s been like…way too windy

Also sorry I’ve been MIA, working on a big project! Will be back soon! also prepping for C2E2!

[animalbody]

nothing makes me more nervous than my bus taking a different route then it normally does like???? where are u taking me

[animalbody]

me: I’m the king of public transportation, a ghoul haunting the streets that run like veins through this city-

the bus: turns left where it normally goes straight

me: I am naked and alone in this universe and no one is watching over me

[narcoslug]

dead bug on my balcony this morning

sad :(

[narcoslug]

I’m planning to organize a funeral

You’re all invited

[lun-avi]

Can i write a eulogy

[narcoslug]

Please do

[narcoslug]

HE CAME BACK TO LIFE

[narcoslug]

What did I make this bug-size coffin for then

[lun-avi]

Oh my god nael

[narcoslug]

He’s chillin right now

He says hello and thank you for your genuine kindness towards him

[narcoslug]

Update :

BUG FRIEND IS ACTUALLY A TRAITOR

Look at this lil mothersucker

[narcoslug]

Last update :

Bug Jesus/Bug Friend is no longer a friend. Actually this is with deep sorrow that I announce you he might be dead for real now. Learning he was a lil blood sucker, my mom threw him out the window. He didn’t even have a propre burial.

At least the little paper coffin I made will always remind me of his determination to stay alive

Please now pay your respects

[lun-avi]

Press F to pay respects

[narcoslug]

WE KILLED AN INNOCENT MAN

[lun-avi]

Oh jesus fuck nael this is a goddamn soap opera

[narcoslug]

EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING SO FAST I’M IN TEARS AND MY MOM IS ROARING WITH LAUGHTER SAYING IT’S ALL MY FAULT

[axelinabox]

For the 3rd year in a row I’m seeing people give Netflix’s A Series of Unfortunate Events a try and then get disapointed/angry that nothing good ever comes out of it that everything always seem to go wrong for the Baudelaire and I’m just… if only someone, anyone…. had warned them

[naturelidragon]

me: *is repeatidly told by the story itself that it doesnt end well, has a title sequence song that is just about how one should stop watching immediately because it’s sad, the narrator, each episode, tells me that i have an option of not watching it and proceeds to wait a few seconds for me to leave*

A Series Of Unfortunate Events: *isn’t a happy story*

me:

[fictionismyfreakinglife]

A Series of Unfornate Events: *is a A Series of Unfornate Events*

me:

[luisonte]

[wiselwisel]

[prim42]