greetings, officalverse
as a shady Merchant Leech
(a merchant that is a leech. i do not support the selling of my own kind)
i am joining the officialverse as, if permitted, a side character to the plague world
my wares include:
souls (roasted, jarred, jared, boiled with herbs) (you may bring me a soul to roast. this is free as you procured the soul. I will not question the morality of your choices, due to my own shadines)
Aromatic Herbs (@offical-plague-doctor is particularly fond of these)
blood (choose what flavour, I have them all)
bottle miasma lockets (miasma is a hostile gas and avoids its own kind. from credible source, yes, yes *nods solemnly*)
I possess the ability to import any other wares thy may have a desire for in a matter of a moon. I also sell various trinkets and engraved masks.
Turnips
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Oh. Nice to meet you, Mr(?). Merchant Leech. Welcome.
I prefer the title of Merchant, Esteemed Man of the Malady. However, Madam Leech may also be used if thou'st the desire to
