Don't touch me

Hi! My name is Shana, I’m 33, I’ve been here for far too long and I’m trying my best. Pronouns are they/them.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

[ka-di-gan]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[racial]

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

[racial]

i have to pee

[lobotomy-lady]

complicated by avril lavigne as if jesus was singing it

[ph-cutie]

[sararasx3]

[microvibing]

the people in the notes have spoken

[ciqqy]

I got places to be

[heckinpupperino]

[queen-x-nothing]

@semataryyyy

[heckinpupperino]

Leave him out of this

[cute-catts]

[beardedmrbean]

[blogofex]

These guys would be the biggest hit at any Renaissance fair they went to.

[therobotmonster]

An envoy from a kingdom in the far East comes to your hamlet and of course you give them a warm welcome!

Do you have any idea what access to the spice road would do for the tiny Dukedom of Fairground By the Budget Hilton?

[lafseanchai]

This immediately made me think of this video

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[equius]

this qrt has absolutely fucking sent me

[kosmogrl]

[gopyxp]

Can you believe it? This thing 👇 just told a lie.

[evilwizard]

welp. to the shredder

[postsintoblinkies]

i turned this post into a blinkie

[nitegyrl-deactivated20151213]

[mp-lily]

this was posted in 2015. the years come and go but tumblr is eternal.

[ooppo]

Y'all pretentious photosynthesis bitches r so annoying let me lurk in the darkness like a wet salamander. Stop picking up my rock

[smeagles]

british ppl are so funny man

[bymcr]

am i missing something… or is this like…. a problem….

[nealashitposts]

the english are weak

[teaboot]

Okay but genuinely is there something missing here?? Because when I lived in Vancouver BC it was $5.25ish CA for a three-zone ticket to school and that was an hour and a half from A to B. Why is a 30 minute $5-$12 ride an insurmountable task. What am I not seeing here

[goodfriendo]

I've made jokes and observations about how the British have no tolerance for vehicular travel (even buses) but this is ridiculous

[firewalkwithmedvd]

speaking of unhinged stupid shit I've read recently

[trismeowgistus]

torn between astonishment at how stupid this is and a momentary breathless giddiness at the idea of somehow creating a psyop among conservative americans where we create a moral panic over sex for procreation.

[bernard-jackson]

[yossyislandd]

you fucking suck at burger

[zangoonse]