idk

scrape me a dab

[kosmogrl]

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

a surprising number of people see the term "social construct" and think that it means something is not real when it actually means something is so very real because it was created by us and is constantly enforced, often violently

[papayajuan2019]

killing myself out of habit

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

Hey, you. I... I couldn't help but notice you are having a rough day... May I offer you some snuggie rats in consolation?

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[furryprovocateur]

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

[furryprovocateur]

there is no acceptable explanation for this post being given a mature content warning outside of saying that you are an adult baby on the cyber nanny website!

[punkrock-bottom]

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

[adastrabbit]

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

[owlgams]

Time for a new Jelly, new good vibes! Good luck everyone, it’s gunna be good soon

[owlgams]

So many people are reblogging this and tagging that the money jelly looks stressed. Shes not stressed, shes old and wise. Eyebags aren't always a sign of stress.

[weirdness-is-good]

[sighinastorm]

This is a painting to me.

[cannibalchicken]

[thememedaddy]

[dat-physics-gal]

yes but never say it like that again

[20dollarlolita]

WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN HOBBY LOBBY

[amethystviolist]

[depsidase]

[animentality]

[netherworldpost]

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

[pedulum-chronometry]

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

[rimonoroni2]

“a penis is Ontologically Evil because it’s technically capable of perpetrating sexual violence” damn, wait till you hear about hands!

[rimonoroni2]

yeah, so… listen, you’ve just made everyone in the group really uncomfortable because like, you know… you have hands. and some of us here have been hurt by people with hands, so… that makes you, like, a violent offender in the making, you know? because you have hands. and the other day stephanie said that you shook somebody’s hand and that’s like, basically a violent threat to us so. you need to leave actually

[depsidase]