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the absolute fucking height of comedy is scientists and scholars getting into fights over incredibly niche subjects. the idea of nerds in labcoats and suits getting close to blows over something that only like 20 people care about is so funny.

lesbianshepard

this is what real comedy looks like

cumdumpstiel

honestly bears are how humans should be. bears are an improvement on the human blueprint. they can get up on their back legs like a man.... but they also walk on four legs so they don't get cocky and forget where they came from (the earth). big and hairy and silly. can kill with a single swipe of the paw

shittywizardplush

sleep long time

cumdumpstiel

sleep long time.

cursed-and-haunted

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

cursed-and-haunted

In case you're curious here's what I mean.

Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):

Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):

Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):

Do you see the difference?

genderfluid-and-confuzled

op is a vampire who painted works in all of these times

cursed-and-haunted

shorepine-deactivated20200923

primrosetta

OBSESSED with the fact that there’s a redditor out there who calls themselves “PISS BOT” but carries themselves with the unflappable politeness of a confused Victorian gentleman.

tiktoksthataregood-ish

deliriumcrow

These cats have clearly Never Been Fed Ever, just ask them. They are Storving. They are Wasting Away.

carinavet

translation, for those wondering:

“Yes, yes, thanks for waiting, thanks for waiting. Yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Look out! Look out, look out, look out, look out! Look out, look out! Look out, look out! Look out, look out! Look out, look out, look out! I know, I know! I know, I know, I know, I know, I know! I know, I know, I know, I know! IknowIknowIknowIknowIknowIknow! Stopitstopit! Wait! Wait!”

sevdrag

IM FUCKING SOBBING THE ONE HANGING OFF THEIR SHIRT LIKE KAJHFDKJSDGHSDJKGHJSLD

kasvii

thatsthat24

Reblog if teenage mitosis was literally SO embarassing for you

bringiton

Screenplay by Diablo Cody JENNIFER’S BODY (2009), dir. Karyn Kusama.

curiousfeline

SOMEONE PUT IT INTO WORDS

dailynarnia

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

mosticonicposts

certified iconic post

dspressed

Just a reminder that Vincent van Gogh did not eat yellow paint to make himself feel happy, he ate paint, and drank different chemicals because he was suicidal and this is why he was not allowed in his studio while having breakdowns. He also did not paint starry night and his other great works because he was depressed, he painted most of them while he was in recovery and demonstrated his hopefulness and love of the world through this. Most of his great works were painted from his room at a hospital. Van Gogh’s depression should not be glorified. His hope and effort toward a better life, as well as his recovery from depression should be glorified.

darkplaces27

My baby sister started watching OB and naturally she is terrified of Helena and what she's capable of and I'm just here like, "Don't be scared! She's really more of a feral puppy that OCCASIONALLY kills people."

under-dark-stars-blog

lavender-ice

please.

wyvernchild

That is the exact spot my parents found a stray kitten. Nice little addition to the family, but would have been a terrible addition to the pavement had she not been very vocal OTL

keepmywhiskeyneat-deactivated20

No joke, the place where that cat is resting in this picture is called a “dead cat hole” it’s an automotive term. Don’t believe me, look it up.

theforestbeneathme-deactivated2

This is also where I found a stray cat, she was up in there during a thunderstorm and I begged my dad to let me being her inside and that’s the story of how I got my first cat.

deanplease

Please don’t skip over this without reading it and making a mental note. Even if you don’t have a car, tell your parents or whoever, and make sure to do this. You think that’ll never happen but that’s what everyone thought who had this happen and didn’t check, and that poor cold cat met with a terribly sad end.

sargentsnowy-blog

REBLOG WHETHER YOU LIKE CATS OR NOT

desdemere

My little sister accidentally killed our family cat this way. It was horrible. Save yourself and a cat some pain by just being a little more attentive.

mimisunnybun

It’s getting to be that time again.❄ Make sure to check in/under your vehicles for critters!🚗❗😿

officerhaughtstuff

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

heterokatedison

is it too early or can we start screaming now

iocane

There’s actually a fair deal of overlap between cultural decades. So not only is it acceptable to start screaming now, we can keep screaming up to the mid 30′s.