We're Here Because We're Here, Because We're Here

♠ At this point I don't even know what you could call this ♠

[euforri]

Meeting in Akershus Fortress (1412)

[jaynuu]

3 more to the lineup!!! 🇧🇪🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 and some recolours of 🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇩🇪 in my fav versions of their ‘26 wc kits

footnotes for nerds :

- HAD to give brazil a perm that boy needs it so bad, i have mixed feelings on his canon design lol

- alasdair’s pose is from scott mctominay’s iconic bicycle kick that scored the goal that qualified scotland for this year’s word cup 😎

- emma’s kit is from the women’s euros ‘25, i love its wine red hue specifically

- more thoughts and another version of the england kit cus i like both ⬇️⬇️

[butchfagminotaur]

nothing is worse than the agony of someone getting major details of your special interest WILDLY wrong

[butchfagminotaur]

i’m watching an analog horror video and the guy is like “the family gave me a disposable camera and i’m slowly working on developing the photos” and i was like ??? what do you mean like the whole roll gets developed at once how is this slow? do you mean he’s enlarging them and that’s why it’s gradual??? then he says “i asked her if the photos within had ever been developed before” and i was like ?!?!? like what they developed the roll and put it back in??? and then you??? what? redeveloped it or something??? then the family replies “yeah this camera frequently had its photos developed” like HUH?!? THE DISPOSABLE CAMERA?!? WHAT LIKE YOU WERE PULLING OUT INDIVIDUAL FRAMES IN A DARK ROOM AND THEN DEVELOPING THEM AND THEN WHAT??? PUTTING THEM BACK?!?!?

[butchfagminotaur]

i need people too young to know how film photography works to understand that that’s like looking at a bowl of cake batter and asking if that specific batter had ever been baked into a cake before and the person responds YES IT HAS

[stealingpotatoes]

i hauve a cold

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

happy anniversary to the funniest i have ever been in my life and happy one year of Lady Normalgirl and Her Eunuch!

[squishranger]

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

[zayatshh]

🇫🇷FrUK🇬🇧

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[porcelain-rob0t]

fwuaty-ate ounceza cawffee

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[fractally]

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

[stealingpotatoes]

happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates

[indigonite]

Happy 4/13 you homestuckers, it’s that time of the year again

[baejax-the-great]

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I like your brain

[fairyblue-alchemist]

one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag

[dragonpyre]

[teradul]

Sometimes a beloved mutual transitions and starts frequenting places you wouldn't go yourself, yk?

[crowboy-bebop]

when your beloved mutual suddenly joins a fandom you have no interest in

[figofswords]

i miss my beautiful wife joann fabrics it feels as if eons have passed since i last saw her. this guy michael keeps waving her visage in front of me and saying she’s living in his house but he is lying to me. i know this because i went into his house and found only fragments and memories of my beautiful wife joann and pictures of her shadowed face labeled “online only”. michael won’t even let me order swatches from him

[ladytharen]

#do not mention that piece of shit grifter hobby lobby#he is a violent criminal (via @plavoptice)

[meangirlnurse]

i have yet to see tumblr's mature content filter actually flag any mature content on my dash. it's basically always shit like this

[meangirlnurse]

i have to admit, it does make me contemplate the latent eroticism of art pieces that i would not have considered erotic without the label

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I like the implication that Caesar gets re-murdered each time

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

that's what makes it a ritual celebration

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.