[shesjustme]

reblogs

Yeah I just reblog stuff I like here :3

(she/her, 21, never call me anything masculine, minors DNI.)

[theonion]

[were--ralph]

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Voting ended onMay 20

[elbiotipo]

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

[elbiotipo]

Branson Reese, whoever you are, I keep your words in my heart all the time.

[kaijuerotica]

"branson reese, whoever you are" put some respect on the smooth sharks one fear man's name

[boringkate]

*points and laughs* You're never gonna be just a sex object like you wanna be! People care about you and they like hearing what you have to say! Your body isn't the only thing about you that has value! Loser!

[bruzum]

[misspetbait]

being polyamorous and having no game is so humbling. yeah im poly but i don't have any girlfriends. im just in love with all my friends and nobody wants me

[misspetbait]

well evidently it doesn't work since I don't have any girlfriends

[pocket-deer-belly]

i really need "villagers from minecraft are antisemetic caricatures" to become a popular enough sentiment for them to finally change their designs somehow

[jojo-the-dogg0]

Equiping an armor tutorial

i'll prob make more bc i love talking ab armors

[wizardyke]

my vent art

[strange-house-art]

[tastylemonbread]

[doggirldick]

imagine if cocks could self-lubricate, like they could secrete ooze

[doggirldick]

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight

[its-a-beautful-day]

See them jousting

[kuropin]

Yea

[swagophile]

i went to the starting village and they didnt even tell me to kill 5 dogs. they just told me that my vibe was awful and that i should probably just die all things considered. and i was like. okay but dont you need a hero to slay the demon queen. and they were likd yeah but its obviously not you. you suck so hard.and i was like ok but what about the 5 dogs and they were like honestly i hope 5 dogs kill you. well whoop dee fucki g do. wait until they realize im actually the chosen one. yeah. ill kill 5 dogs all by myself thank you bery much. and NO that isnt my pee. i would never do that

[swagophile]

i got to the second town and ive killed over 12 dogs and ive unlocked my first ability (basic fire spell) and i was like hey guys its me. yup. its your chosen hero. gonna save your realm. and rhey were like Fuck off. like Fuck you. they told me my outfit was "fucking ridiculous" and that i looked "stupid as fuck" ans that normally they would send me on a dangerous quest to defeat a goblin king in the woods so that the town elder could give me a special key that unlocks the way but they told me theyre jusy giving it to me for free so i get the fuck away from them. but jokes on them. i'm killing the goblin king anyways. im gonna show everyone

[swagophile]

ok so i won but with like 2 hp and i used all of my potions and no one will heal me because im weird. so i guess im just fucked. fuck my.life i guess. i guess they really want me to die

[swagophile]

so i ran intona group of thieves (random encounter) but when they saw how fucked up and weird i was they gave me a potion and let me go and like they didnt even take my gold which like i have a lot ofbut no one will sell to me because im weird. so i guess i just keep this fucking gold i guess. im still using the starter weapon. no one will sell me anything else. i dont fucking know what to do with all this gp. this realm fucking blows

[swagophile]

and no. i still havent peed myself. my jester suit is yellow down there for a very normal reason

[swagophile]

welp. i had to kill a fuckton of dogs and random enemies. i killed a bear. yup. i straight up killed a bear. anyways i found a cave and it had a stronger weapon but it was hidden behind a strong as fuck skeleton wizard but ws soon as they saw me the skeleton wizard was like. ew oh my god. why do you smell like that. just take the axe. get out of here. why are you dressed like that. so i just got a powerful axe i guess. now i have to kill even more random skeletons and evil animals i guess. i have no idea where the next town is cus the persom whos job it is to tell me that said mu boobs looked fake and told me to go away so what ever i guess

[swagophile]

third town and yup. you guesses it. they HATE my ass. i didnt even bother trying to tell them i'm the hero. like it would not make a difference. the town armorer and the local fair maiden grab me and put me in the stocks. people have been throwing shit at me all day. i think theyve been trying to get into my jester suit. i didnt even do anything but at least they didnt bother taking my stuff. at least. yeah. i dont know how long theyre gonna keep me here. i vaugely overhead what i think is an important questline so once i get out of here i totally know what i'm doing

[puppybeargf]

*trying to sext* can i make a joke about clue

[puppybeargf]