Tired & Confused

A mentally ill queer just screaming into the void

[bruzum]

[galileosballs]

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

[bumblebeebats]

"Potassium cyanide. Arsenic trioxide. Polonium 210. Tetrachlorodibenzodioxin," I say, smugly and with full confidence, before downing the glass of wine my political rival insisted on pouring for me. Seconds later, she watches with a smirk as I collapse writhing to the ground, in the knowledge that I never could hit that "R" in "pinot noir" quite right

[fairycosmos]

ive won your thought experiment by taking a hammer to the skull

[shititskat]

The nuns hate my enormous penis

[hometoursandotherstuff]

By California-based artist Maybell Eequay.

[thej0ry]

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

[meshugenist]

reblog it

[librarycards]

i am just moved by everything now. i'm porous and everything gets inside me

[screenshotsofdespair]

[hawfstuff]

[mcsryaoihell]

my bonnies

[doublism]

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

[scissorsaint]

(flirting) i could be your problem

[ttnn77]

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

[itscoldinwonderland]

Deconstruct your amatonormativity!!

Take yourself out on dates. Go to the movie theater alone. Go out to eat alone. Enjoy life alone, it's okay. Enjoy life with friends. Take you're friends out on dates. Have sex with people you don't love. Have sex with people you don't want to marry. Have friends with benefits and hook ups and one night stands and situationships. Never have sex. Never get married. Marry your best friend. Kiss your friends. Date multiple people. When people say you'll never be happy alone kill them with hammers 🔨🔨🔨🔨. Live alone with several pets. Be happy. Be free. Do you.

[shititskat]

I think I’m made to be a butch housewife. Like, did I make dinner and do all the cleaning? Absolutely. I also did some repairs, fixed your car, and did 4 craft projects. We have a new coffee table I made it from pallets I stole from the hardware store.

[3liza]

IDENTITY EMERGES ORGANICALLY FROM ACTION

[3liza]

IF YOU DONT DO ANYTHING YOU ARENT ANYONE. SORRY

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[selkiewizard]

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce