a miserable little pile of secrets

im cammy, i cry alot gamer girl ;))) skype: hi.im.cam

[shoggoths]

does anyone still exist in this post-apocalyptic bomb shelter? also hi im hot now

[dreaming-ofthe-abyss]

Look what insanity can do to a good, honest man.

[pissvortex]

smash has the worst community of any fighting game change my mind

[pissvortex]

yeah they sent this on discord a couple months ago

[nicejewishguy]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[akibadetectives]

Gokushufudou: The Way Of The House Husband Chapter 28

This time: Tatsu gets caught up in the chase.

Find download links and etc in a reblog soon (if you can, hold fire on uploading it to sites until that comes out for highest quality! (that means YOU, MD))

[catchymemes]

[okiitos]

Never make fun, always help people help themselves.

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

I have a lot of respect for Klingons

[lesbiandmon]

tfw ur girlfriend is twitchchat

[mpregcraig]

Thank you for agreeing to take the Pre-Employment Assessment Test. Please answer all questions as truthfully as you can.

QUESTION 1: Your wife, the mother of your children, is drowning. You have a life preserver. However, a customer requires your assistance. What do you do?

QUESTION 2: A man has been caught stealing from the company and he is currently awaiting execution. You are the executioner. Do you pull the trigger?

QUESTION 3: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I have clinical depression.

- I’m ready to be productive!

QUESTION 4: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I try to do things to the best of ability.

- I am willing to bleed for you.

QUESTION 5: Are you afraid to die?

[0101101101]

[1dietcokeinacan]

I just spent 5 full minutes laughing at this

[catinued-deactivated20190902]

What’s he playin that tune on…..a pencil?

[hammerfelll-deactivated20220522]

this is such a fucking power move

[say-duhnelle]

and the weirdest twist is that of all the people in the world, Tucker fucking Carlson is supporting this as well

[capacity]

Okay I’m scratching my head at this twist tbh

[cheekbonered]

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

[trueka]

(cicadas singing)

[memecage]

Forever Number 1

[oleskyfm]

[sweetener]

[onceiwashere]

gettin real drunk and deliriously trying to explain the entire concept of Illidan to my friends in under 60 seconds 

[sarcoptid]