Shuffle

a blog dedicated to fuckery and nothing but

[dogpuppy]

[cubsha]

kind of a snort. rehog.

[hikikomoricomplex]

[lp-random-thoughts]

Whan the Federation leaves ds9

Happy Halloween

[kuuura]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

never forget

[neuroxin]

what is that peanus even supposed to be tho??

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

It’s supposed to be a rock with a fireman’s hat on top 😬

[rudeteens]

POV Minecraft steev looking down at his dong

[pocketss]

widehead

[toastyglow]

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Milkfish

Chanos chanos

[fish-identifier]

i scrute the milkfish

[toskarin]

[orcboxer]

having someone do "I think coolsville sucks" to you always feels so surreal. always feels like trolling. probably is

[totallynotgayforyou]

I can't belive you would say this

[orcboxer]

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[tall]

[anneemay]

[ontopofgravity]

I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

[teakayblog]

Dude, fortify is bangin’. That makes things like you’re some kind of RPG character. Fortify is way better than “man up.”

[auspiciousleader]

Happy 10th anniversary to Fortify

[morriganwarrior]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[parkchanwoohoo]

[eeveestho]

ok but the full translation is also extremely good

[human-pet-girl]

that translation is accurate except for that last part. pflegestufe doesnt really translate to a state of need, its moreso means that the weed would leave you disabled in a way that makes you legally eligible for care or assistance