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we're not kids anymore.
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if i look back, i am lost
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art blog(derogatory)
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@shycrazythoughts
Lost media is fascinating from an outsider's perspective because you get facts like "half of all American films made before 1950 and over 90% of films made before 1929 are lost forever" and then you actually see what the community is up to and they've devoted a decade to looking for a lost, supposedly spooky Portuguese SpongeBob commercial that someone mentioned once on 4chan
imagine you had a friend who constantly made jokes at the expense of something you loved. they're never funny, but they seem to expect you to laugh even though the punchline is just, "this thing you love sucks ass". it's not even really a joke, there's nothing funny about it, you can tell that they genuinely actually believe it. but they insist it's just a joke!
no matter what the situation is, they're always bringing the social interaction to a screeching halt with these jokes. nobody ever wants to participate in this joke with them. nobody agrees with the premise. nobody ever knows what to say afterwards, it's just an awkward moment and a subject change. but they just keep doing it.
you have to stop with the self-deprecatory "humor", it's not fun for anyone including you.
#actual advice: switch to self-aggrandizing humor #have the biggest ego in the world even if it's fake #does wonders
as the smartest and most beautiful woman in the world, I can confirm this
Self aggrandizing humor saves lives. I’m an authority on this since I’m legitimately the coolest girl in the world.
Meow
Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me
i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder
the absolute devastating intimacy of a forehead rest. when you are both just so tired from existing in a world that demands you to be a rigid, functional individual, and you finally collapse into each other and just lean your forehead against theirs, or against their shoulder. it’s the physical equivalent of dropping your shields. it’s saying i am entirely heavy right now, and i am trusting you to bear a piece of that weight. and the most beautiful part is that the other person doesn’t even flinch. they just adjust their stance, tuck you a little closer, and absorb the impact. we were designed to divide the burden of being alive.
HUH?
Most cop thing I've ever read. what the fuck are you talking about. The posts you're looking for might be on this website but we won't show them to you???
I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT
the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you
What the hell
What is going on
just so you know, if you completely ignore the search feature on the website and just type "tumblr.com/search/term" into the address bar, it bypasses all of this. broken-ass website
your cat was an honor to see in the window
had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online
for the record I have never used tiktok and like explicitly in the dream I learned about it secondhand from a discord server so there's that also which is funny I think
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This damn site. If I described this site as accurately as I could, I would be unable to justify the time I spend here.
Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered
And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in
Bad salesman
studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be
working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent
they’re all like ten to thirteen lol
close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see
Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step
Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum
when the truth comes out, it's quite
♬ cassandra by taylor swift
what is it like to be a prophet? / it's like formula e on steroids / i got a question and shared my opinion / told to "shut up and drive" / questions driver influence / because there will be incredible racing / we get paid a stupid amount of money / welcome to go to the nordschleife / cassandra of troy by sir frederic leighton / i said this in 2023 / max is normally always right / maybe it's a lesson for the future / what is coming will come
(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it
Something's Fishy
someone made a discord group for students of the education program n im like. was thinkin bout posting some of the resources n rubrics i have found on the 'old' bc curriculum in there that arent sposed to really be available anymore. but idk if any of the ppl in here are scabs
technically ive found pre 2006 bc curriculum course outlines through official means. like it took a lot of scrubbing old articles n works cited of various studies n sometimes using the wayback machine. but also they all have fucking copyright shit on them all 'the distribution of this text is prohibited by the bctf' blahblahblah.
alsoalso i love lookin at the members list of this server rn cuz theres like 25 ppl so far n its like. a lot of default icons or icons w pets and landscapes, their actual names etc. and then im there like
