The Third Sigafoos

[kristina100000]

i love when i am drinking water and some of it spills on my shirt and i dont really react.. i dont give a fuck anymore to be real with U

[sigafoos3]

I once had to explain to someone that I wasn’t drunk, I’m just bad at drinking water

[transhuman-priestess]

reblog to share a plate of delicious waffles with your followers :D

[mortimermcmirestinks]

I'm going to animorph into the fucking Joker

[drunktuesdays]

i will never get over that the bucks are soooooo obsessed with getting a guy to stand between them. any guy will do, but preferably a big sexy important guy, and they like to hang off him like a pair of floozies. this game NEVER stops being fun to them. they LOVE to pet their chosen guy and kiss his face and tell him he’s soooo handsome. and then when they get bored, they’ll step over his broken body and go get brunch. guys of ALL TIME.

[drunktuesdays]

it's a game to them....................

[psygull]

spending several weeks scheduling a get-together for six of my friends but not telling them my plan is for us to walk around the business district downtown in a line like the band Madness

[lew-basnight]

[foone]

A Song Of Mice And Fire

[foone]

What the fuck is redwall

[casualpasta]

[nativenews]

[lesbianchemicalplant]

New York Dedicates $75 Million to Police, Expanding Surveillance of University Protesters - Left Voice

Governor Hochul’s announcement of expanded police funding for surveillance is aligned with similar new initiatives from the Biden administra

[cathemeralcoelocanth]

Everyone outside the cities hates her as governor and this is all aimed at folks in the cities who would vote for her as the "chosen" democrat...

Her and Eric Adams are gonna be out by next term and they're gonna blame the folks in those cities and black and brown people all over the state.

[necron-9-9]

Hailing from the same home region, everyone in Buffalo hates her too

[sigafoos3]

And everyone outside the cities hates her because if you go 10 miles past city limits NYS is 80% “Trump 2024” signs by capita

(Which is different from all the valid reasons to think she sucks shit, just saying that this state is racist/sexist as hell)

[dgsource]

[necron-9-9]

"Why is this guy so popular?" Well

[twinsfawn]

barbie dreamhouse baba yaga hut!!!!!

[mysticdoodles]

Only a single one of you so far has mentioned 'Barbie Yaga' and I'm so proud of them and disappointed in the rest of you /j

[elodieunderglass]

Howl’s Moving Dreamhouse

[sigafoos3]

@bobbieyaga

[mjfass]

Synchronicity. When two people work in perfect rhythm with each other. When you are synced with your partner you are fully present with that person: Mind, body, spirit.

[mjfass]

This post was ahead of its time.

[sigafoos3]

The moment they started falling in love ❤️

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

[mastermatoyas]

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

[fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive]

Gotta respect their snivacy (snake privacy)

[sigafoos3]

I thought it was like a zip tie or something

[txttletale]

everyone who says that bdsm is just improv should probably ask their improv groups to stop tying them up and flogging them with whips i dont.think improv groups are supposed to do that

[txttletale]

starting to suspect you guys' improv groups have deeply misapprehended the term slap stick comedy

[tooies]

"humans are naturally selfish and evil" factoid actually just statistical error. former united states president ronald w. reagan,

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

[lostspirit101]

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

[wazimoomoo]

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

[greatcomputerearthquake]

Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[sigafoos3]

The one before the bird is fake, though

[nemfrog]

"The Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years." Dream of stars. 1940.

Internet Archive

[sorrytoallwholikeme-blog]

[khealywu]

my SPOON is too SQUARSHED

[sigafoos3]

“Can you believe those old dipshits thought this looked like a spoon”

[urayuli]

i'm sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp

[mrv3000]

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

[apisashla]

reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on

[alpine-insurrection]

this is literally like one of the most justified and honorable hills you could die on??? lol??

[harostar]

[lilithtransrights]

Quick someone reply with the gif™️

[burnt-to-cynders]

[lilithtransrights]

[momusu-saval-deactivated2024010]

Always reblog this if you are cool

[wayfarersblog]

To be more specific, it’s a hill where fascists die.