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👻 …someone my muse considers a best friend.
this little shit i took shopping
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👻
👻 …someone my muse considers a best friend.
this little shit i took shopping
@talesofalifeatsea
👻👻👻👻👻 !!!
👻 …someone my muse considers a best friend.
[soulja boy voice] yOOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
@soleadosonrisa
Get to know the people in my muse’s life.
Send me a symbol and I’ll tell you about…
🌟 …someone my muse trusts. 💔 …someone who broke my muse’s heart. 💕 …someone my muse loves. 😒 …someone my muse hates. 🔥…someone my muse would die for. 💀 …someone my muse would kill for. 👻 …someone my muse considers a best friend. 💘 …someone my muse has a crush on. 🔪 …someone my muse hurt in the past. 👀 …someone my muse likes, but doesn’t trust. 💩 …someone my muse dislikes, but admires. 👿 …someone my muse used to like, but doesn’t anymore. 😉 …someone my muse has had sex with. 💋 …someone my muse used to date. 😜 …someone who makes my muse laugh. 👪 …someone in my muse’s family. 👑 …someone my muse is jealous of. 👊 …someone who hates my muse. 👫 …someone who has a crush on my muse. 👌 …someone my muse has only met once, but will never forget. 🍓…someone my muse has never met, but wants to meet. 👰 …someone my muse would consider marrying.
[ he's going to snooze on her couch and she won't be able to do anYTHING ABOUT IT!!! ] [ he is a tired boy ] [ Zzzz ]
[ ?????? ] [what in name of hell is with everyone and finding her house a legit place to snooze?????] ...........is this what I get for breaking into your house..........
@soleadosonrisa
[SLAMS OPEN HIS WINDOW] Hey birthday boy come out I got a gift for you!
[jumps up from his bed in only PJ pants] [he had been taking a nap, but now he’s wide awake in shock] gah-AH! wh-? [his brain is piecing everything together]
Can I get dressed before I get this gift?
Only if you want! This’ll just be quick! [waves the small package in her hand] If you’re not fast enough I’m throwing it to your window so hurry up! And I’m freezing so please.
“Don’t let them see what goes down in the kitchen.”
“uh…oh…” He blinked his eyes widening slightly. Did she know about-oh no she couldn’t possibly. Could she? “What are you talking about?”
“Just some secret ingredients,” she responded, winking at the visitor while she hurriedly mixed the Secret Ingredient into the chicken feed, “People may not think it’s special but it’s what makes the chickens really healthy!”
[ lays right on top of her. ] I'm sleepy.
[lets her lay on top of her, too lazy to move] Same--wait how did you get in my house?
@porpora
ooc; *DABS DABS DABS DABS IN*
HELLO i’m going to drop!! all my winter-related threads for chiara and all my other muses (david and kiyoko) since they’re mostly old ;;7;;
however!! any thread set in an ‘ambiguous’ season can be retained unless you want a new thread so if you want a new thread pls let me know so i can throw my muses @ ur muse’s ask box ORRRR you can like this post <3
Thank you! o/
Here. [hands her a gift] Ah'm yer secret santa. Ye look like ye'd burn easily in the sun, so Ah got ye sunblock.
[turns to the woman] Oh? [looks at the gift and chuckles] Actually, I usually just tan first before I burn like hell but either way, I’d need it. Thanks, bella! [ <3 ] Wait let me just get your gift from the back...
@orphancaretaker
[breaks in and stEALS YO CHEERIOS]
[ SOMETHING IS AMISS!!!!! ] [ caveman spongebob pose ]
[ he, very quietly, goes to check his kitchen and– ] [ … ] [ tip toes, sneakily, behind her while she’s in the act of thieving aND HE LIFTS HER UP FROM BEHIND LIKE SIMBA, OVER PRIDE ROCK!!!! ]
I got you now, ladrona!
@signorapollo
[mission accomplished ok girl let’s get outta here before you get--SHI TT I N G HELL HOLES WHAT THE FU C K]
[SCREAMS AS SHE IS LIFTED] [the box of cheerios fall down to the floor] FUCK!!! LISTEN I CAN EXPLAIN--
“I can’t think ‘cause I’m just way too tired.”
Josephine watched as the beautiful lady almost yawned, and she let a small smile pull at her lips. She couldn’t say that she felt any different, she was tired herself. With a small sigh, she closed her eyes, murmuring, “I know what you mean, I think I could fall asleep right here and now.”
Josephine offered the lady a very reassuring smile, “oh non, please, I would prefer if you rested. Collapsing from exhaustion is something you don’t want or need, non?”
She shifted a little, “I insist, I’ll keep an eye out for your turn and wake you up, it’s the least I can do for someone so tired.” She hoped the reassurance was suffice enough, and the other did seem about ready to keel over and catch a few winks of sleep. It seemed only right to help her out.
Hmm.... this woman seems trustworthy enough. Oh well, better than nursing a stiff neck when she wakes up.
“Okay but if anything happens while I’m asleep, please just wake me up,” she said, suppressing a yawn. Damn, pulling an all-nighter really was a bad a idea, “If I drool you’re free to shove me away though.”
“I can’t do this.”
“Querida, it’s not as hard as you think!” Isabel neatly sealed up another empanada and picked it up so she could see it better. “Just fold the corner over itself and keep on doing that around the rim of the pastry, entonces mira! Done perfectly.”
“The egg mixture acts as…ay, como se dice…a binder? It keeps the pastry together,” she explained, rolling out her dough and cutting out another neat circle with a cup. “Plus it gives it helps the empanada brown nicely, sí?”
!!!!
“Really?” She blinked, glancing back and forth from the strangely shaped dough in front of her and back to Isabel, “I thought they just go brown on their own as they cooked.”
Chiara then finished up her own empanada, a pout forming on her lips as she compared her dough to the other woman’s, “I guess..... this is okay... for a first timer.”
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WHYY??!!!!?!?! [internally sobbing in pain]
[good he’s awake]
Wake up loser we’re going shopping.
[huff puff]
The wind better not blow my chickens away again. The upgraded barn better stand this weather.
“I’m twenty five years old and I’ve already wasted my entire life.”
[he blinks–how did he end up in this situation again?–] Now, I’m sure that’s not the case.
[she sighs] Sorry. Just wanted to let that out. Shit’s been going down at my farm since the season started so I’m kinda stressed if you get what I mean. I feel like I’ve been missing out on some stuff since I’ve been huddled up managing it all day.
when u swear by all the salt in u
Send “What’s That Up There?” for our Muses to meet under a mistletoe.