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y'all will circlejerk yourself to the mysticisms of faeries and elves in european countries for centuries and take it as fact but the second native americans ask you to respect our spirituality and culture suddenly you're all aetheists
non natives can, should, and will reblog this.
same goes for african rooted religions.
goes without saying, but also Asian and Pacific Islands' indigenous spiritualities and religions.
Rebecca Sugar cooked with "Character whose entire existence is devoted to the service of another character who's now dead and now they have no idea what to do with themselves except live." I love that shit. I forged myself into a tool for you and now you're gone. I'm sniffing this like a bloodhound
"I swore I'd die for you but now you're dead and I have no conception of what it's like to live outside of my devotion to you but now I've no choice but to learn" is already so delicious. But giving that character "Fumbled a BBW and now has to raise her kid" is so much better. There's umami in this
COD lobbies are toxic af, but lawd jaysus these are some good ones
"Watching you try to get a defuse that bomb is more painful than sitting through one thousand episodes of One Piece."
"Fucking Troy Aikman over here." After attempting to throw a grenade over a wall, hitting a tiny pixel at the top and having it fall back on us. "I'm just happy you didn't call me Tony Romo.". "Tony Romo would have hit the other team!".
"Watching you play had convinced me some people evolved from the sloth."
"You would be chosen to be at the end of the human centipede"
"You sound like you put your shoes on like sock-shoe-sock-shoe instead of sock-sock-shoe-shoe"
"Well, well, well. Helen Keller is back with Stevie Wonder as her wingman"
Also my favorite inspirational line during a losing streak
"Alright ladies. Pull up your big girl panties, get the knee pads ready and pucker those lips cuz if we're gonna suck this hard we're doing it in style"
CoD lobbies were character building experiences.
Still collecting the full alphabet of the âlive, laugh, loveâ variants if anyone has some good examples.
Bonus if they can fit the âWe canât ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.â
compilation of the commentsâ best hits + some of mine own.
Missed a big one, huh
On Friendship.
the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because itâs a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
the edit itself
this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point
Im not even american but im having a great time with this
DONT LET THIS DIE
credit to miraculousgastropod for the original
How to turn off AI-scraping from your Word documents
Microsoft Office, like many companies in recent months, has slyly turned on an âopt-outâ feature that scrapes your Word and Excel documents to train its internal AI systems. This setting is turned on by default, and you have to manually uncheck a box in order to opt out.
If you are a writer who uses MS Word to write any proprietary content (blog posts, novels, or any work you intend to protect with copyright and/or sell), youâre going to want to turn this feature off immediately.How to Turn off Wordâs AI Access To Your Content
I wonât beat around the bush. Microsoft Office doesnât make it easy to opt out of this new AI privacy agreement, as the feature is hidden through a series of popup menus in your settings:On a Windows computer, follow these steps to turn off âConnected Experiencesâ:
File > Options > Trust Center > Trust Center Settings > Privacy Options > Privacy Settings > Optional Connected Experiences > Uncheck box: âTurn on optional connected experiencesâ
Gonna yell about it again...
If you do not absolutely need Word (for work or school or a functionality that exists literally nowhere else), just stop using it.
For a 1:1 Word replacement, I'd always recommend LibreOffice. There's also a version of OpenOffice still around, though it updates at a slower pace.
If you're a fiction writer and would like to switch to a dedicated novel writing software, the free options tend to be a bit limited. However, there is SmartEdit Writer, which looks a lit like a slimmed-down Scrivener (which is pretty much the writing app, but has a one-time cost).
Most people don't need Word. It's just what's familiar. And even there, LibreOffice is very similar in design. It will also generally read your Word docs out of the box. The switch really isn't hard, I promise.
By all means, yell as much as you want.
YOU hates terfs
DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE
it was my bachelorâs degree đ
you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and itâs like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. thatâs how god keeps you humble
I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims âThereâs a human here!!â to which the father replied âYes, thereâs humans everywhere.â
It has officially been one year since I met aliens at Kmart and the Kmart in question no longer exists.
The Aliens took the K-Mart back home with them?
THAT WAS MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Literally me!!! Little girl!!! That was me!!! (Iâm a guy now but that was me!!!)
Okay for context, long story short,
Our family is really weird. Really weird. Weâre not aliens (at least not that I know of although itâd explain some things) and yet I was a weird kid. Normal autistim child. Mom says that I called everyone âhumansâ which is really funny â shes always told me that humans are humans, and yet you dont have to be human to be a people (example: cats, bunnies, dogs, et cetera â not human, but still people). Aka mom never corrected me because i was right. Of course she also calls humans humans because we are. I still call people humans but yes. Back to story. Went off topic there.
A long while back, like maybe five years ago, I asked mom if Iâm anywhere on the Internet, because given how weird our family is, that wouldnât be surprising.
She replied that yes, she believes so, because she found a tumblr post that happened earlier that day mentioning an alien encounter in K mart. This exact post.
When she saw it, she was really confused, because wait. My child. With my husband (who transitioned a few years back so is now my other mom!!!). Earlier today. At K mart.
She checked with mom and yes, that interaction did happen, they laughed about it and went about their day. When she told me about this a few years back, she didnât remember what store, only that it doesnât exist.
Finally, it recently circulated in conversation again, and since mom remembered the name I have found the post!!!
TLDR; Iâm the alien, and hi :) weâre doing fine
I understand that most of your calls can be resolved by telling the dumbass on the other end to plug it in properly, or maybe turn something off and back on again. But I, an advanced dumbass, have already tried that and I'm afraid it's worse than either of us thought going into this.
Once had an IT guy tell me the only possible explanation was a localised black hole under my desk disrupting the space time continuum, and I've always been obscurely proud of having an error that severe, even though it definitely wasn't me creating localised gravitational anomalies
I once had a computer problem so weird that it was escalated through like 4 different tiers of Apple Care until I was on the phone with this incredibly earnest guy who told me [in the thickest Eastern European accent imaginable]: "Oh my God... This is so strange... Haha!! Oh my God!!! Charlie, I will tell you, I have never encountered anything like this in my seven years of working here! All my days are spent usually helping people with stupid nonsense, but Charlie, you have brought me a PUZZLE! You have brought me a GIFT! I am FASCINATED! Now, I am going to get my manager, but Charlie, I PROMISE you. I PROMISE YOU, I will be back soon. PLEASE, Charlie, stay with me, and I PROMISE I will return to you and my manager and I will take care of you. OK?" and yes thank you i did tear up
You encountered I.T. Poirot
just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.
âwait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?â i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.
i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.
iâve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.
in my defense:
and:
its very hard to tell for someone who only kind-of reads Japanese and just saw the component for "sake flask" (é ) and, rightfully assumed, that the bottle that said sake was probably sake.
No no, you donât get to hide this in the tags
Summary: no one involved was drinking sake.
this is your thanksgiving reminder that the chinook tribe is still fighting for federal recognition, which means they are unable to access programs and resources. please take some time today to sign their petition and donate if youâre able to. and if you live in washington or oregon please write to your elected officials.
and another reminder that the quileute tribe (the very real tribe that was featured in twilight and received no compensation) is still located in a tsunami zone and is trying to move to higher ground. please consider donating.
