i got that deer in me (watery brown eyes and the constant urge to run into oncoming traffic)

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i got that deer in me (watery brown eyes and the constant urge to run into oncoming traffic)
Jew here with a friendly reminder that:
Criticizing Isreal ≠ antisemetic
Supporting Palestine ≠ antisemitic
Believing in the Free Palestine cause ≠ antisemitic
BUT ALSO
A random ass Jew just living their life oceans away has nothing to do with the Isreal-Palestine conflict
Palestinian Jews exist
Jews that support Palestine exist (I am one of them)
Calling out ACTUAL antisemitism ≠ supporting Isreal
Love how shit the media is.
benefits of having a job: WOOO MONEY 🔥🙏🥇💥💥💰
bad parts of having job:
You're in her dms well i'm in my jammies. goodnight
god brussel sprouts are so goated. how the hell did they get known as the nasty vegetable
bring hans over here right now so that i may suck him up sloppy
Got his ass together in three words
garf :3 💜💙
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That makes it WORSE
one call from each tower
Bro wake up its 2002, lets get a gamecube for $49
movie pirating sites are like horses
each one unique. some wild, some tame. when they open new tabs you have to pet them and say sshhh easy there. you have to feed them treats from your hand
listening and learning 🙌
Source: With You and the Rain Ame to Kimi to 雨と君と
by Ko Nikaido
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"I completely changed the recipe and it turned bad. This means the recipe is bad. Two stars."
Please enjoy this updated meme:
a modest proposal
[ID text–
Various images of the smiling Pillsbury Doughboy with accompanying text:
Pillsbury Doughboy with arms raised joyfully in the air – "HE IS RISEN! HAPPY EASTER!"
Pillsbury Doughboy with arms raised joyfully in the air, but with his usual puffiness replaced by the mottled appearance of unleavened crackers – "HE IS NOT! HAPPY PASSOVER!"
Pillsbury Doughboy with one arm raised as though signaling – "HE IS OFF LIMITS UNTIL SUNDOWN! HAPPY RAMADAN!"
Pillsbury Doughboy with arms folded across his chest – "HE IS AN OFFERING TO THE ANCESTORS! GOOD WISHES FOR QINGMING!"
End ID.]
All these are references to some belief systems and their connections to food, around the world:
The Easter Doughboy's text is a play on the leavening of baked products made by the Pillsbury company, as well as the belief of Christ's resurrection ("He is risen") celebrated at Easter;
The Passover Doughboy's text is a reference to the practice of consuming unleavened cracker-like flatbreads (matzah or matzo) at the Jewish festival of Passover, when leavening is forbidden;
The Ramadan Doughboy's text is a reference to the fasting month of Ramadan, when Muslims are forbidden from eating anything (including, presumably, a halal Pillsbury Doughboy) from dawn to sunset;
The Qingming Doughboy's text is a reference to the practice of offering food to deceased ancestors at the Chinese Qingming festival (including, presumably, an edible Pillsbury Doughboy).
This year (2023) all four of the above religious observances fall within close proximity of each other, in the month of April.