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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Cosmic Funnies
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Kiana Khansmith
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Stranger Things
occasionally subtle
Peter Solarz
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@silver-twin-newman
My favorite part of Spider-Man Homecoming was the bit where Peter briefly impersonates Thor. He’s a British dude perfectly impersonating an American kid poorly impersonating a somewhat inconsistent British accent done by an Australian dude
elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH
the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it
then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!
he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it:
my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.
squirrel girl is canonically more powerful than thanos
if anyone is wondering “how the fuck?”: this was a pretty complicated thing that marvel set up, where they evaluated each hero and villain’s capabilities based on who they defeated, how they defeated them, who they were defeated by, and so on.
except, as it turns out, squirrel girl has defeated a LOT of powerful villains. case in point, her very first appearance has her solo-defeating doctor doom, without the help of iron man (who was nearby). this was also one of the few occasions where doom was defeated and it WASN’T a doombot. this turned squirrel girl into kind of a meme once the story hit the internet for obvious reasons, even though this story was just a one-shot. so then marvel brings her back, and has her defeat three villains in one comic, INCLUDING THANOS. (they even had other characters confirm that it wasn’t a trick, it wasn’t a fake thanos, that was actually thanos and he lost to squirrel girl because she set squirrels on him.)
the result? squirrel girl always wins. if there is an argument about “who would win?”, and squirrel girl is one of the options, then she wins by default because she’s squirrel girl. and this means that squirrel girl has to be the most powerful character in marvel by raw stats, because she always wins. you genuinely can’t beat squirrel girl.
by the by: she’s coming to the mcu soon in the new warriors tv show. that should be entertaining.
Local Furry Is Too Powerful, More at 11
someone: it’s okay! you tried your best!!
me, with no idea of what my best even looks like anymore:
mrs. tartan being purse proud, but not daughter proud
olive senior talking about how plants are going to take over the world
Zenobia that fake bitch
I am… legs
guy who invented the piano: what if we laid a harp on its side and added hammers
musician: you clumsy oaf, you just knocked over my harp with your toolbox!
guy who’s about to invent the piano: oh, haven’t you heard?
how dare you take this mediocre shitpost and make it genuinely funny
Even if you don’t like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth
The goth kids hold the line.
As someone who lives in a country with NO Thanksgiving and an appallingly lax Halloween, you have no idea how true this is.
constantly
Oh, I was trying to edit this but I must have accidentally pressed the ‘express dissociation’ button because
He Scream
AHHHHH!!!!
OOOOOOOOGHHHH
i want to meet her
i need to meet her
I love how yokai range from “You smiled at me a little bit so now I will kill you with my razor-sharp hair.” to “Hey man, heard you were feeling down on yourself again so I thought I’d drop by and do a funny little dance.”
Person: Ok, so if jungkook is a bunny, then what is jimin?
Me, an intellectual: Hamtaro.
Person:
Me:
Jimin:
Humans start out at birth with milk white blood. The more crimes they commit, the darker their blood becomes. One day, you meet your soulmate. Skip a few years, and things are amazing… Until your soulmate trips, falls, and exposes black blood…
“Dude, I have not paid for music since 2006.”
“Oh yeah, I forgot that was a crime.”
“Me too, tbh.”
-fin-
he makes a serious point here
Honestly, the fact that Simon immediately thinks that every person who pays him over a second of attention is gay and then romanticising that person is a big mood
