maybe it's the angle or the lightning or wtv but i feel like nolans much bigger n bulkier than ivan
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@silverwritesthings
maybe it's the angle or the lightning or wtv but i feel like nolans much bigger n bulkier than ivan
I love your Hey Lover fic! Kwei deserved better than what he got in canon, so I will patiently wait for the next chapter. Look forward to seeing more works by you in the future hopefully!
yeah he really did deserve better :(
thank you so much for reading!! I'm glad you enjoy my works! I hope to be able to write the next chapter soon, I'm just a little busy right now
You've really been one of the inspirations to help me write again too! I stopped writing blurbs and fics myself after I fell out of my Fandom spaces, but I'm really wanting to try again.
John "6 ft on tinder" Mactavish who has always gotten the short end of the stick from the rest of the 141 for being 5'11". who has seen and heard beautiful women excuse all kinds of behavior just because they have to look up at Ghost or Price. who has had Gaz pat his shoulder one too many times and tell the bird he's chatting up, "man's lying about his height." and who is frankly, fucking tired of it. watching with barely disguised malice as Gaz (who is barely over 6'!! the nerve of that man!!) hits on you at the bar, strikes out. and is immediately replaced by Price, then Ghost, each man taller than the last. each one gauranteed the lay if only because of his height, sulking back to their seat after less than a minutes conversation with you.
"the height not workin' out fer ya, ya deciduous bastards?" Soap grumbles.
"bird doesnt date horses," Ghost grunts.
"they what?" Soap's mouth twitches.
"don't date horses," Price grumbles, his lighter sparking pathetically as he tries to light his cigar.
"and that means?"
"Anyone over 6 foot," Gaz slumps, tipping the last dregs of his pint back and forth in the glass.
Soap nearly vaults the table, scrambling to spin you from the bar and announce,
"Ahm 5' 11"!"
you bite your lip hard against your grin, its the sweetest thing he's ever seen.
"could wear tall heels around me and ah won't complain," he jabs a thumb over his shoulder, "the horses have me well trained lookin' up."
"how about from your knees?" you laugh, reaching to hook a finger in his belt loops.
he drops before you even get the chance.
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
I am sorry…
sorry
sorry,not sorry
I love my momza im not taking any chances
sorry
Why does this keep appearing on my damn dashboard!!!
I ignored it and then I felt very, very guilty about it…
i ignored it and then i felt very very guilty about it…
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
That’s the kind of crap I hate Tumblr for. It’s not sarcasm. Whoever started this thread should be - I can’t even come up with a perfect punishment without reblogging it first. I just hope that you suffer a lot. That’s all.
It’s evil because you cannot not reblog out of a messed up paranoia
Okay fuck you whoever did this
Seriously?! Fuck!!
Honestly who even makes these anymore
NO MY MOMMY NO BITCHES
NOT MY MOTHER
MOM PLEAS DON’T BE DED
momm y no
im desi and my mom is sometimes mean but I LOVE YOU MUMMA
also who the hell makes these
not risking it cuz i love her way too much
also, youre (the person who made it) an awful person. badbye
No risks with mumma sorry
someone help Gaz out pls
I can offer Gaz a washcloth and some face wash, and I can offer Soap an ice pack.
Who are you? Who sent you?
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@merlinofstory
Abuse isn't an excuse
So bit of a vent post because I've had to watch this mother fucker absolutely emotionally destroy my best friend and metamoure for fucking months. Before I start I am a survivor of SA CSA and DV. Reactionary Abuse is still fucking abuse. Going around and twisting words to paint someone setting a boundary as abusive is fucking wild never mind that fact that you tried to use polyamory and them to fix your abusive ass marriage putting them in direct fucking danger. I've seen the screen shots, I've had to listen to everything. Just because you're getting abused doesn't mean you have a right to take it out on everyone else and emotionally abuse them. That just tells me you:
1.) Only care about yourself and
2.) Anything for attention so you can keep playing this little game.
I hope you get out but you need more than therapy, you need a personality transplant.
Also as a side note you have kids, you shouldn't be associating openly with someone who doesn't care about the fact that they straight up actively support literal pedophiles and behaves creepily towards content creators just trying to do their jobs and exist ,which is why they've been banned from multiple servers but fucking go off I guess. Stop construing friends as something more, you're jealousy is showing and its real fuckin' nasty. You dead ass have no fucking right to complain about them severing ties with you for YOUR actions, you've been actively stalking them on social media for weeks. Yeah people will stick with you through your highs and lows but they aren't going to stick with you being abusive, that's a false equivalent and you fucking know it.
Further more they never said you didn't deserve friends, they said you shouldn't be seeking them out until you get help because you Obviously can't handle having any without actively emotionally abusing or manipulating them.
BUT OH WAIT you don't believe that emotional abuse is abuse very clearly.
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It also only has 1 note. Truly a broken post
I had an interesting night last night
I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post
Tumblr gold users rise up
you can only reblog if you have tumblr gold. dont even try if you dont.
Reblog if you have Tumblr gold
With Thanksgiving literally tmr, I'm curious: Who do you think at a big fest would completely clean their plate and ask for seconds?
3rds and a plate to take home, less greens more meat, ty luv.
seconds and asks if he can come by again the next day
3rds then fucks off with some bourbon straight to a chair on the porch
3rds, denied 4ths then throws away a paper plate that's been bitten into. also asks to come back the next day.
Ain't no way. Bro is so unserious
This is so fucking funny to me I bet my ass he showed this to Arachnid too and she just silently approved it
Feeling bored so LET'S CREATE A TAG CHAIN
Ik this is probably overdone rn but I finally found out how to actually get aesthetic images that for some reason didn't work the way I was writing it before (aka I used to write "rickie core" instead of "rickiecore")
GO TO PINTEREST AND WRITE "[YOUR NAME]CORE" AND PUT HERE THE FIRST 9 PICS THAT SHOW UP
These were mine :33
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Fun fact! Water actually turns “blood red” when it is contaminated by sulfur creating sulfuric acid. And scientists have discovered that around the time of the plagues a volcano went off that disturbed Egypt’s environment. So the plagues are scientifically proven. The other parts of the plagues are explained by the sulfuric acid river making the animals leave the river and escaping into the human population.
WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THE PLAGUES WERE PROVEN
if anyone wants a full list heres how they happened:
basically they all stem from a massive eruption of a volcano on the island of santorini off the coast of greece. the ash then floated over to egypt which kickstarted the plagues
1) blood: the ash carried the mineral cinnabar, which has the capability of turning water red
2) frogs: the ash also had many toxic and acidic substances so naturally, all the frogs are gonna flee the river
3) lice: given what was going on insects would have burrowed into dead animals/peoples skin and laid eggs, which then hatched
4) beasts: everything is getting poisoned from the ash and toxins, causing animals to freak the fuck out/die
5) pestilence: toxins again
6) boils: the ash would have caused storms that carried acid rain which when it fell, would irritate peoples skin causing boils
7) hail: the storm again
8) locusts: again with the insects and the amount of dead bodies and such which attract more insects. a lotta insects basically.
9) darkness: the ash covered the sky, blocking out the sun
10) slaying of the first born: given that children’s bodies were found in higher numbers than others, some archeologists think they may have been sacrificed to stop all the destruction, but they aren’t 100% sure about that. this is just me but I would say another possibility is that babies/kids are a lot more susceptible to toxins and shit, so while an adult may have been fine or gotten a bit sick, it might have been very dangerous/deadly for kids or babies
the volcano would also attest for the parting of the sea weirdly enough. the red sea was in fact the ‘reed’ sea, and was very shallow, probably waist deep or so. given the amount of shit dumped into the ocean from the volcano, this wouldve caused a tsunami to head towards egypt. the water would get sucked out from the reed sea right before the tsunami hit, letting people pass it easily, then the actual tsunami would hit, fuckin up anyone who tried to follow.
another theory is that the red water was caused by algae, which would cause the frogs and stuff to jump out as well. the algae also carried substances toxic to animals so if they ingested any they’d get sick and die, so more insects. in this theory there was a sand storm coincidentally that caused the rest
some sources: X X
The volcano wasn’t ON Santorini - it WAS Santorini, then called Thera. It completely blew away the Minoan settlements on the island and was one of the largest eruptions in human history.
The tsunamis from the Theran eruption devastated Crete, weakening the then-powerful Minoan civilization, leaving them open to being invaded by the Mycenaeans.
The volcanic winter it created devastated crops in China leading to the fall of the Xia Dynasty.
The abrupt and catastrophic loss of the people of Thera may have also inspired the myths about Atlantis.
this is blowing my fucking mind
I love that if you really boil all this information down, what you get is something approximating “the sinking of Atlantis caused the 10 Biblical plagues of Egypt” which is, like, one of the greatest mythological mash-ups I have ever heard of.
Hey um I think we glossed over it ENDING A CHINESE DYNASTY
reblog to do this w your mutuals
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Thankyou @roxyrondell for tagging me!! I am a carrot!!! 🥕 (also sidenote I do actually say "omg that's so cute" 100 times a day lol)
Find out which vegetable you are here: https://sophie006liu.github.io/vegetal/
Tagging (with no pressure): @sherlockig @livwifeofkarl @neverbelessthan @the-gentleman-mermaid @hang-on-lil-tomato @elby3000 @niti-who @ineffable-shenanigans
Thanks you for tagging me @jessystardust !!
This was the cutest lil quiz omg. Ngl prettyyy accurate but makes me out to be a bit more of a go getter than I really see myself 😅
What is everyone else's vegetables??
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What a wild ride! I was not prepared for it to be so intense 😅♥️ thanks for tagging me!
Inflicting this adventure on @kd-heart @sanhatis-abyss @misskhep @frauleinvonmausefels @gabessquishytum @smmywinchester45
Click here to start your adventure!
This was shockingly quite an accurate character assessment lol
@five-and-dimes @academicblorbo @seiya-starsniper @reluctant1lady come get ur veggies lol
This is... concerningly accurate wtf
Tagging because I'm too curious @chaosheadspace @airlocksandaviaries @tj-dragonblade @notallsandmen @signiorbenedickofpadua
@blaiddydbrokeit @absolutefreakingnerd
@silverwritesthings @aromantic-angel @lesbianambulon
You can create yours at https://sophie006liu.github.io/vegetal/