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Nobody asked, but here's a snippet from an Elden Ring fic that I've been working on.
On one of their return visits to Leyndell, an idea occurred to Vyke.
The dragons were the first Elden Lords. It’s their power that governed this world at its inception. Perhaps the Order has forgotten their absence. Tendrils of electricity crackled at the spear tip, as he stood before the thorns. Let us reacquaint them.
Only later, as Vyke perched on the dais steps, a searing pain climbing up his arm, did he have his answer.
“Witless, insolent martyr,” Morgott hissed. There was a familiar comfort in the litany of insults muttered under his breath, in between snippets of incantation. “Bereft of anything approximating sense. What madness compelled thee?”
“A theory,” Vyke said, because desperation didn’t capture the same air of scholarly rigor. “I didn't think it would rebuff me as it did.”
Morgott chose not to dignify that with an answer, although his brow furrowed—in concentration, or annoyance. Perhaps some quantity of both. More golden motes suffused the empty chamber as he spoke them into existence, giving the Erdtree Sanctuary a luminous aura. Like stray embers, drifting from a fire, before winking out one by one.
Vyke’s teeth clenched as the magic washed over him, and in spite of himself, he found it difficult to look away. Under the pulse of amber light, skin knitted itself back together along the interstice. Blisters scabbing at unnatural speeds. The fractal burns lost some of the intensity in their color, but didn’t fully fade, as the sensation ebbed. Abruptly, the grip that had been steadying his arm released him.
“There. For all the good it will do thee.” His shoulders hunched as he scowled down at his handiwork. “That scar is beyond my mending. Thou willst bear it in perpetuity.”
Vyke inspected the raised lines branching across his skin. The residual pain had faded to a dull ache, and he exhaled silently. “Thank you for tending to—”
“Of course, it would have been avoided altogether, hadst thou a shred of reason.” Vyke jerked back as the glowering face was thrust nearly into his. The sudden proximity, and the impropriety of it, were either ignored or beyond his care at the moment. Not all that surprising, since he was preoccupied with his own self-righteousness. “The thorns repel all manner of attack in equal measure. What didst thou think would happen when thou blasted it with lightning?”
“I thought I might die and be spared another one of your lectures.” It was an irreverent thing to say to a demigod, let alone a scion of the Golden Lineage. But the aftereffects of the incantation had left him feeling lightheaded. His eyes drifted to the curtain of vines overhead, cascading in verdant arabesques, so that he didn’t have to meet his ornery stare. “At least we now know it doesn’t work.”
Something about the absurd matter-of-factness appeared to mollify him. That, or the dissonance of Vyke's answer, with the precipitating event, had convinced him that lecturing was pointless.
Which was why it startled Vyke when a calloused hand shot forward, and roughly seized his chin—and suddenly, he was forced to meet his gaze. Under the clinical scrutiny, he felt dissected. An insect with its wings pulled off.
Whatever Morgott had been searching for, he either didn’t find it, or he was disappointed by what he did. The viselike fingers didn’t relent as he turned toward the woman observing nearby, her arms folded over each other with practiced indifference. “Didst thou counsel him toward this lunacy, maiden?”
She peered out from beneath the ornate fillet, the lacework rendering her a portrait framed in powdered snow. “I take credit for his achievements, not his follies,” she said. The faintest amusement crept into her voice. Then, more soberly, she continued. “I neither advised nor discouraged him, my lord. With the battery of tests we’ve already run, it seemed inevitable. What harm was there in trying?”
The single, golden eye turned downward, toward the fractal pattern radiating across Vyke's skin. "What harm indeed."
His momentary inattention had loosened his grip, and Vyke extricated himself from it. He reclined a little against the steps, grateful for the support of the marble.
“There’s not much point in proceeding with caution,” Vyke said.
Not when resurrection had already turned his body into a thanatotic constellation of scars. If Vyke wanted, he could unfasten his other vambrace and show him the countless pale lines crisscrossing his skin. The physical memory of lacerations. Or shed the hauberk under his armor—the steel ringlets a pale imitation of the Great Runes humming below his chest—and reveal the shallow pits in his abdomen left by crossbolts. It was difficult to say if there was any part of him not marred, not touched in some way, by the endless cycle.
His flesh was a mosaic of death.
A small wonder, that self-preservation now felt antithetical.
Vyke had hoped the pragmatism would appeal to Morgott. Reassure him, maybe. He didn’t intend for Morgott’s expression to darken. His eye closed, and he breathed out a ragged sigh. Like loose parchment fluttering across the flagstones. “Maiden, kindly fetch him some water. There’s an ewer in my study.”
She didn’t contest the dismissal. With a polite bow, she departed, her robes scattering erdleaves across the hallowed floor.
The fic this was taken from, Far Beyond the Sundown, is my interpretation of Vyke after he was brought back Tarnished. I'm a huge fan of @redzombie's headcanon that Vyke and Morgott knew each other. (And that Vyke was the only Tarnished that Morgott endorsed to become Elden Lord, way back when. Their alliance was kept a secret—especially after The Incident.)
Hey! I just read your fanfic “Where we choose to kneel” and good god, it was beautiful. Just absolute perfection, all the character dynamics, from Mohg and his dynasty members, Varre and Ansbach and of course Mohg and Morgott were just so perfect.
Specifically anytime Ansbach sassed Varre had me reeling and I would gasp. You wrote the girls fighting so well😭 I loved the part where Mohg’s internal voice reminded him of Varre and then immediately thought of what ansbach would say about debts. Just absolute peak. Also the Latin use was such a big brain move my god
It really really inspired me and I wanted to ask if you’d be alright if I drew a few of the scenes! Of course I would 1000% put your account and fic title up with it! I just can’t get it out of my head
This is the best thing to wake up to and find in my inbox, holy shit. Thank you so much!
It’s great to hear that all of the character interactions worked out so well (especially since 90% of those interactions consisted of nonstop bickering). Morgott and Mohg were a lot of fun to write. I enjoy exploring characters whose beliefs are ideologically-opposed, while simultaneously being derived from the same stock.
Varré and Ansbach, on the other hand, I wrote as “coworkers who can’t stand each other and are secretly hoping the other gets fired.” It’s especially funny to think that Ansbach—a man so courteous that he forgives you for attacking him and tells you not to fret over it—has absolutely no patience for Varré. None whatsoever. “The girls are fighting” is LITERALLY what I was going for!
I talked about it over on the AO3 version, but I like the idea that Latin was the stand-in lingua franca of the Lands Between, prior to Marika’s ascension and conquest. The Nox, who were banished from the surface, would’ve also spoken the language, so it stands to reason that Mohg could have learned it when he built his dynasty’s foundation upon their ruins. If nothing else, it justifies his seemingly-random usage of Latin during his boss fight.
Actually, before I forget, let me throw in the translation:
Mi domine? Quid haberes nos facere?
My lord? What would you have us do?
Eum abducemus?
Shall we remove him?
Omnia bene est. Id sinam. Linquite.
Everything’s fine. I will allow it. Leave.
Sicut mandas. Ero foras, si me requiras.
As you command. I’ll be outside, if you need me.
Etiam ego.
Me too.
It’s grammatically correct, too! (At least, as far as I was able to translate it. I think I got the declensions and verb conjugations right.)
Lastly:
I KNEW I RECOGNIZED YOUR NAME. You’re the genius that made this gem! My sister and I literally spent days quoting it at each other and cackling in glee. Your art is so good!
Oh my god yes??? Please?? I don’t think I’ve ever had anyone make fanart based on one of my fics, let alone offer! I would love to see it! (And reblog it, too, if that’s okay with you.) <3
The mother of truth craves wounds. But not all wounds bleed.
[Takes place in the aftermath of the Shattering, prior to Miquella's enchantment.]
Esgar was late.
Not that Varré was particularly inconvenienced by it. Once more, he adjusted his stance, reclining a little into the masonry. The ashlar was cool and damp—a consequence of the perpetual fog. Even now, it hung in the air like an opaque shroud, instantiated by the vague outlines of foliage.
It was simply the principle of the matter. While Varré had never begrudged the often-stationary nature of his work, he preferred it be productive. Or interesting, at the very least. Waiting held the distinction of being neither.
The undergrowth crackled. Varré jerked his head up, a hand hovering over the handle of his mace.
Only to relax, as a familiar, haunting pitch called from the dark. The ululation of some beast, echoing across the water. A stag, perhaps.
Disappointed, Varré settled back in.
The Rose Church hadn’t been his first choice for a rendezvous spot. It was strategically useful, to be sure. It saw little in the way of traffic, being both the least accessible and the least glamorous of the pilgrimage sites. After all, not many of Marika’s supplicants were keen on wading across a lake, just to pay homage to a rotting building.
Yes, it was very useful for keeping people out. Perhaps a little too useful.
No one had yet to ask for his opinion (nor was he inclined to offer it). But as Varré continued to watch the sickle moon climb higher, he couldn’t help but wonder if they had been a tad myopic in their decision-making. Then again, it was possible he was being unreasonably generous.
Esgar had many commendable traits. Punctuality wasn’t one of them.
The reeds along the shoreline hissed—disturbed, as he initially presumed, by the wind. Varré tilted back his head a fraction to study the crowns of the nearby trees.
They were still.
The brush snapped again, much closer this time. It was faint, and partially muffled by the fog, but he could discern the rhythm of encroaching footsteps.
Speaking of which.
With a grunt, Varré pushed off against the masonry. “Taking the scenic route, were you?”
Esgar did not answer. Varré prepared to call out again—only to immediately stay the impulse.
It was seldom that his comrade traveled anywhere without his bitch-hounds in tow. By now, they would have riled themselves up and started baying.
Their absence spoke to their master’s.
This time, his gloves wrapped around the ornate steel of his mace, and did not lessen their grip.
It was slightly more obvious now, the closer they neared. A discrepancy in the gait, marked by a hitch on the second step, as if their weight was unevenly distributed. The stride was wrong, too. It was longer. Heavier.
The earth shifted as Varré dug in his heels. Weighing his options.
Hiding seemed irrelevant, as he’d already done a fantastic job of broadcasting his presence. (The crumbling church didn’t offer many places he could conceal himself, regardless.) Retreat didn’t strike him as a viable alternative, either, since he had no way of knowing whether or not his pursuer could simply outrun him.
Of course, there was always a third option…
Varré exhaled slowly. He forced the tightness from his shoulders, letting the tension bleed out. In its place was a well-practiced nonchalance. He neatly folded his hands upon each other, his mace set aside.
“It isn’t often people venture this way,” he said, in a passably cordial tone. A silhouette was beginning to take shape in the fog. It wasn’t human. “Come to offer your respects to our long-departed queen? Or to rest from your travels, before you resume?”
“Neither,” he growled. The stranger was closing the distance between them. “War surgeon, I wish to speak with thee.”
Varré wasn’t given much time to ponder the request before he stepped fully into view, and all considerations fled.
He was an Omen.
A strange one, at that. The right half of his face was framed by a complex of gnarled horns, several looped around each other in an interlocking helix. A clubbed tail briefly swept into view; ashen-gray, like the rest of his complexion. It bristled like a morning star.
His attire was somewhat dissonant with his physique, however. The cloak he wore was threadbare and tattered at its edges, the fabric loosely draped across him. A thick cord of rope barely secured the interstice between the two folds. The look was completed by what could be charitably described as a walking stick—a staff fashioned from a repurposed branch, longer than Varré was tall. Dark, asymmetric whorls covered the bark, and the handle was burnished.
In spite of himself, Varré was intrigued. The Omen he typically encountered were polled, their horns shorn or removed in their entirety.
He had only ever met one Omen spared that fate.
The stranger continued to regard him. With, if Varré wasn’t mistaken, an air of impatience.
He could relate.
“Venerable Omen.” He bowed his head, and every self-preservation instinct balked at exposing his neck to a potential foe. “Well met. I did not expect to encounter one of your kind so far west. Liurnia isn’t usually graced by your presence.”
At the mention of grace, his scowl deepened.
Very quickly, Varré steered the conversation forward: “I confess to some surprise. Not many are familiar with the war surgeons.”
At least, not any longer. While his faction, strictly speaking, wasn’t dissolved, there was little need of their duties. The Shattering had precipitated violence on a scale not easily replicated since. But in its aftermath, long centuries of stalemate had seen dwindling conflict—and with it, a vacuum which the war surgeons no longer filled. Apart from the occasional skirmish on the Leyndell-Gelmir border, the world labored on. Stagnating.
The stranger shifted. “I’m well acquainted with the raiment of thy…euthanasic order.”
The admission surprised him, and Varré studied him with renewed interest. Age was always difficult to guess in their kind, not helped, in the least, by their considerable lifespan. It had been said in times long passed that the Omen were conscripted as soldiers, but he had never sought to confirm the rumor. Now, though, he wondered. A veteran, perhaps?
Abruptly, the meaning of his words clicked.
“If it’s my services you’re after,” said Varré coolly, “I’m afraid I must decline. My mercy is reserved for the dying, which you, as it stands, are not. Being Omen is not a terminal affliction.”
The single eye narrowed.
“I did not come here seeking death.” His tail lashed, once, flattening the marsh grass behind him. “The ideologies thou cleavest to are of little concern to me.”
Varré faltered. “Then why seek me at all?”
The stranger inclined his head, his features grim. “I know to whom thy loyalties are pledged. I request an audience with thy lord.”
The utterance chilled him, and Varré stilled.
Knowledge of their dynasty was privy to seldom few. Of his lord, fewer still. It was a necessary precaution, as they had no shortage of enemies that would see their efforts undone—fundamentalists, recusants, Omenkillers. Even the Tarnished that he was sent to recruit had to be carefully vetted. Information was kept in the strictest of confidence.
Varré was briefly tempted to ask how he came by it. A single glance at his austere expression, however, dissuaded him. He would be denied, it told him that much.
It also told him that the stranger would not be easily refused. Nevertheless, Varré did.
He smoothed a hand down the front of his gown—rather deliberately lingering over a bloodstain, long seeped into the material. “My apologies,” he began. “But that simply isn’t possible. All audiences with my lord are through prior invitation. He prefers to be acquainted with his guests before they entreat him.”
An unreadable look passed over his face. “We were acquainted, once.”
Uncertain how to parse that comment, Varré ignored it. “Be that as it may, he has pressing matters to attend. I, Varré, however”—he offered another bow, though his gaze remained fixed upon the Omen—“am at your disposal. Whatever you require, my aid shall suffice.”
The stranger took a step closer. Light from the moon struck the side of his face, carving out the angles in shadows. “I did not travel such distance only to parley with his sycophant. I am of even less proclivity to tolerate hindrance.”
Varré righted his posture, threading his fingers together. “I’ve reconsidered,” he said slowly. “Perhaps my mercy can be rendered to you after all.”
“Thou art mistaken, to believe me cowed by tacit threats.” He peered down, his lips pulled into a taut line. “I’ve no ill intentions toward thy lord. But ’tis imperative he and I speak.”
Varré likewise considered himself immune to intimidation. All the same, he hesitated. Bluff or not, he wasn’t confident he could actually best an Omen, and he wasn’t eager to find out.
His hand itched for the comfort of heavy steel. Reluctantly, he tamped down the feeling.
“You misheard me,” he assured, his voice smoothing back into a more pleasant lilt. “However, my answer remains unchanged. You’re welcome to request as many times as you like. But my lord sees none without invitation.”
The stranger grunted. “Then extend me one.”
His audacity was admirable. Foolhardy, but still. “That’s beyond my purview. I’m only a humble messenger.”
Without warning, he took another step closer. Reflexively, Varré mirrored the step back. He held up his hands.
“Hurting me would make a terrible first impression, wouldn’t you agree?”
He stopped.
“Would you be amenable to a compromise?” Varré offered. “Give me your message, and allow me to relay it to him.”
“And have thee slip away under false pretenses?” He snorted. “I think not. Thou wert already tedious to locate once.”
And how the stranger had accomplished that, Varré couldn’t begin to fathom. Esgar’s continued absence, however, pressed upon him with renewed urgency. For the moment, he pushed the concern aside.
“Even if I were to entertain the idea,” he said, not without a hint of disdain, “I fail to see why my lord would receive you. He doesn’t suffer fools, and you’ve done nothing to prove otherwise. You haven’t even given me a name. What makes you think he’ll agree?”
In the gathering darkness, his eye gleamed.
-
“—still three days’ time from Mistwood. They were pinned down on the southern banks of the lake.”
“What accosted them? More soldiers?”
Ansbach glanced down at the report in his hand. “According to Nerijus, it was a dragon.”
The nobles stirred uneasily.
“Wretched beast,” one of them muttered. “I thought their kind had all fled to Caelid.”
“This one didn’t get the missive, it seems.”
“We needed those provisions. Recovering them has to be of the utmost priority.”
“What good will supplies do us if they’ve been incinerated?”
Pointedly, Ansbach cleared his throat, and the bickering ceased. He turned to the figure listening close by, seated upon the chamber stairs like a statue hewn from obsidian. “Orders, my lord?”
Mohg tapped a claw upon the ancient stonework. Each hollow click bounced off of its surface. He did not answer right away, but instead tipped back his face to study the false night sky. The proxy stars glittered like crystalline dust, suspended among the stalactites. He beheld the simulacrum a heartbeat longer before lowering his gaze. “Casualties?”
Ansbach consulted the parchment. “No deaths, but nearly half of his company sustained serious wounds. They’ve been forced to make encampment near the cliff face. With so many injured, they dare not risk leaving, lest the dragon continue to harry them.”
Mohg lapsed into temporary silence. Then: “Eleonora has an…understanding of dragons, as I recall.”
Ansbach nodded.
“Send for her at once. Have her depart for Limgrave with a contingent of Pureblood Knights.”
“My lord,” a noble ventured, “will that be enough to slay it? I don’t doubt their skill,” he hastened to add, as their commander wordlessly turned to stare at him. “But I shudder to think of more lives needlessly wasted.”
“If the dragon can be repelled, then killing it won’t be necessary.” The claw stopped, only to then scrape over the surface. It cut a deep line in the stone. “It is not needless. Pray that the day does not come when I deem your life so easily discarded.”
Chastened, the noble bowed his head. “Y-Yes, my lord.”
“We’re done here.” Unceremoniously, he stood, dismissing the group with a flick of his wrist. “Return to your posts. I want an update as soon as Eleonora’s contingent makes contact with Nerijus’.”
None of them protested—not that they ever did; they knew better—and filed out of the mausoleum. Ansbach tidily rolled the parchment and tucked it under his arm with the other scrolls, before turning on his heel.
“Ansbach,” Mohg called after him, “stay a moment.”
His advisor halted, before turning to face him. “How may I be of service?”
The chains on his clasps rattled faintly as Mohg approached. “The new initiates,” he said, as he drew to a stop across from him. “Tell me of their progress.”
Ansbach immediately straightened. “Training goes well,” he said. “They’ve no shortage of pride nor discipline. The fire in their blood will anneal them, I’m certain.”
“Good,” Mohg rumbled. “Very good.”
Ansbach dipped his head. Long white hair spilled from the loose braid over his back. “If it interests you,” he said, after a moment’s pause, “and barring other matters, would you care to watch? I’ll be instructing them on how to wield the helice soon—”
“Another time, perhaps,” said Mohg.
The scrolls rustled as he adjusted them. “…Of course.”
Mohg caught the lapse, and he suppressed a sigh. Of all the accusations he had borne, sentimentality was the very least of them. Regardless… “My presence isn’t needed to ascertain their skill. So long as you impart yours, I will find no fault.”
Ansbach, clearly caught off-guard by the compliment, looked up. “I am obliged, my lord.”
“Think not of it.” He waved it aside. “Is there anything else I should be made aware?”
To Mohg’s surprise, Ansbach hesitated. “Would you object if, going forward, we held our drills on the turf below the palace?”
The brow over his remaining eye rose. “Is something wrong with the courtyard I allocated you?”
“In a manner of speaking,” Ansbach replied. Unlike his lord, he made no effort to suppress the sigh. “Two of the initiates were—enthusiastic during their spar yesterday, and a section of the floor collapsed.”
Mohg—having grown accustomed to the infrastructure giving out at inconvenient times—merely closed his eye. Slowly, the lid fluttered open, in a look caught somewhere between resignation and exhaustion. “I don’t object. See to it in the meanwhile that the area is kept clear, until I can remove the debris.”
“As you command.” He paused. “Their reflexes will be most impressive, when all is said and done.”
He snorted. “Very droll.”
Ansbach simply folded his arms behind his back. “How go the repairs?”
Mohg grimaced. “Predictably.”
The admission drew his gaze up to the entablature, and the fluted pillars that held it aloft. Grandiose as they were, they still hadn’t escaped the ravages of time. Much of the foundation was marred by gouges and cracks—or, as was the case for one of the arches, missing a column. It was a hazard, and it needed replacing.
Another concession. Like everything as of late.
Repairs, as Mohg had initially believed, didn’t actually meaning fixing things. It meant a constant trade-off between preservation and renovation, and deciding which one took precedence. The original techniques that had built the Eternal Cities were gone, right alongside their creators. They could not be replicated, and thus had to be replaced.
Gutting the dilapidated stone meant substituting it with something inferior. Something lesser. Mohg’s lip curled.
One proposal had involved sending an expedition team upriver—explore the neighboring city, and study its ruins for insight.
It only took one expedition for the idea to be rejected.
The senseless waste of it all settled over his bones. The decay, the obliteration. An entire people, condemned to the dark for the crime of existing.
The memory of steel around his ankle sent a shudder of revulsion through him. Ruthlessly, Mohg shoved it aside.
If Ansbach noticed, he didn’t comment.
“I’ll find somewhere to store the debris in the meanwhile,” he decided. “The caverns below the palace should have enough room to—”
“My lord?”
They turned in unison.
Varré hovered on the mausoleum threshold, his hands wrung together.
“Forgive my intrusion,” he said, as he slipped into the open chamber. Mohg didn’t need to look past the white porcelain, to picture the face beneath it. “But your presence is required. Rather urgently, I might add.”
“I was under the impression you were meeting Esgar,” said Mohg, as Varré stopped before him. The agitation radiating from him was palpable. “Why have you abandoned your post? Where is he?”
“Tardy, as usual,” Varré muttered under his breath. “But that isn’t the problem. You have a…visitor.”
“You brought an outsider here?” Ansbach drew himself to his full height, his unseen gaze reproachful. “Such folly is beneath you.”
Varré whipped his head around. Mohg rested a hand on Ansbach’s shoulder in silent warning, and his advisor relented. He turned back to Varré.
“What kind of visitor?” he asked.
The weight of the question bowed Varré’s head. The answer was slow to come, and when it did, his words were windblown embers, heedless of the things they ignited as they were carelessly dispersed. “The king of Leyndell.”
Mohg stiffened. The reaction was immediate—visceral—and no amount of self-control could suppress the tension that coiled at the base of his spine. Fear was an unwelcome feeling, and it coated the back of his throat like bile. He shook his head, trying to dislodge it. Blood continued to roar in his ears.
He was distantly aware of Varré still talking: “…have information worth extracting from him. At the very least, I didn’t want to act with haste.”
“Haste,” Ansbach repeated, in a tone that required some effort. “Has the meaning of that word changed since I last heard it?”
Varré sniffed. “Should we waste every opportunity that comes willingly to our doorstep?”
“Clearly, since it now appears that assassins knock.”
“I—” The syllable jarred them out of their argument, and they turned to face him. When Mohg went to speak again, the sounds dammed at the back of his throat, and he let out a frustrated noise. “I will abide no scion of the tree. See him removed from the palace.”
Varré folded his arms. “I don’t think he’ll go willingly. Force may be required.”
“And was it force that coerced you to bring him here?” Ansbach asked.
Varré answered—and pointedly refused to look at Ansbach as he did. “I think it might be worth speaking to him. At the very least, I don’t believe it’s a trap. He asked to be brought here, and he came alone. And unless we choose to escort him out, he has no way of leaving.” He rested a fingertip against the chin of his mask. “The king of Leyndell could make a valuable hostage.”
“A hostage requires negotiations,” Ansbach said, and Mohg could hear the restraint on the implied insult. “It rather undermines the point of secrecy.”
With a forced exhale, Mohg composed himself. “Where is he now, Varré?”
“The lower atrium,” he said. “Shall we—?”
“I’ll receive him.” Mohg’s gaze slid toward the pair. “I want you both present. As soon as we’re finished, get him out of my sight.”
They bowed their heads, and silently fell in step beside Mohg as he exited the chamber. Neither dared intrude upon his thoughts as they boarded the dais. It lurched, groaning under the weight of eons, before the stone lift began to descend.
In truth, Mohg doubted the conversation would yield much, beyond the memories of old injustices. It was only curiosity that spurred him.
The Veiled Monarch. Yet another one of Godwyn’s diluted pedigree, if the rumors were correct. The furtive nature of his reign wasn’t improved by Godrick’s foul exploits, and the inextricable comparisons they invited. It was often assumed that his privacy obscured similar perversions. (Outside of the plateau, at any rate. Mohg doubted Leyndell’s subjects were witless enough to gossip in earshot of his soldiers.)
Strangely, the thought comforted him. That after all this time, even Marika’s blessed golden lineage couldn’t escape whatever curse ran in her veins. The wellspring of golden ichor, poisoned to its depths.
The lift shuddered to a standstill. Mohg disembarked, and rounded the bend in the monolith, following the uneven flagstones that curved its base. A pair of Tarnished bowed as he approached. One looked as if about to call out a greeting, only to catch sight of his expression, and quickly avert their eyes as he passed.
The lower atrium, like every other building, hadn’t been spared from deterioration, though it was arguably the least affected. The gatehouse at its entrance was one of the few structures to still have an intact roof. Immense statues, tablets clutched in their grasps, flanked it on either side. Their ubiquity didn’t help shed the feeling of being assessed by cold, dead eyes as the group passed beneath them.
Mohg briefly entertained the thought of summoning his trident. Not that he was anticipating a fight, he mused, as he crossed the gatehouse threshold. But he wasn’t about to allow some wretched man—another stunted bough of the tree—to be in his presence, and think that an Omen was only fit to stand beneath him—
He stepped into the atrium.
And his lungs hitched on a breath that was no longer there.
Morgott lifted his head in silent regard.
“Brother,” he said.
Out of his periphery, Varré and Ansbach turned sharply.
Shock rendered him speechless. For lack of anything constructive to do, Mohg found himself reluctantly drinking in his appearance. The calm, unwavering demeanor was unchanged, although the now-mirrored symmetry of their blindness took him aback. Disturbingly, the horns above his left eye were gone.
He took a step closer—and proximity caused his Great Rune to resonate in the presence of the other Shardbearer. He could feel it calling to the anchor. Like a second heartbeat, drumming a savage rhythm against his ribs.
By the set of his jaw, Morgott felt it the same.
“What deference is owed to the Lord of Leyndell?” Mohg finally asked, when he had recovered enough to do so.
Morgott’s tail swept behind him. “No more than is owed to the Lord of Blood.”
More than sound or sight, a sense of displaced air told him that Varré had crept closer. “My lord?”
He didn’t answer.
Varré hesitated. And then, in a quieter voice: “Mi domine? Quid haberes nos facere?”
“Eum abducemus?” Ansbach offered, his stare not wavering from their guest.
Morgott inclined his head—with wary interest, not comprehension. He didn’t inquire, although his hands gripped the wooden staff more firmly.
The urge to agree was tempting, and Mohg nearly did, the words already half-formed. His claws flexed.
He hadn’t forgotten their last conversation.
But damning pragmatism wouldn’t let him. He couldn’t just—dismiss him, as if countless years didn’t span the gap preceding where he now stood. Mohg remembered well his brother’s many traits—and that rash compulsions weren’t among them. Nor was he inclined to do things in half-measures. He wouldn’t have gone through the effort of finding him were it not important.
Varré hadn’t misspoken—the king of Leyndell would have valuable information.
And Mohg didn’t have the luxury of ignorance.
Pragmatism won, and he pushed the spiteful urge aside. “Omnia bene est,” he answered. “Id sinam. Linquite.”
He didn’t want an audience for the conversation about to follow.
Doubt was etched into every line of his posture, although Ansbach did not contest the dismissal. He bowed low. “Sicut mandas. Ero foras, si me requiras.”
The dark robes fluttered behind him as he left. Varré lingered, just long enough to add, “Etiam ego,” before he followed after Ansbach.
Morgott watched them go. It was subtle, but Mohg didn’t miss the way his shoulders dropped, before his attention shifted back to him. While his expression remained guarded, it wasn’t hostile.
“Thou seem’st hale,” he said, after a moment.
“You don’t,” Mohg replied. “Why are you garbed as a vagabond?”
His nostrils flared, and a moment later he forcibly closed his eye. When it reopened, his brow was furrowed with obvious restraint. It was such a familiar gesture that Mohg fought against the reflex to apologize for whatever childhood misdeed had prompted it.
“Discretion while traveling aside? Humility.” Morgott leaned a little into his staff. Though upon closer inspection, he didn’t appear to be relying on it for support. “Vainglory is not a prerequisite in my service to the tree.”
“Perhaps it ought, if you wish to avoid comparisons to a beggar.”
Morgott’s eye trawled over him.
“I can imagine worse alternatives,” he said.
Mohg could feel what little patience he had beginning to fray. “I’m not required to oblige guests, be they lord or kin,” he said, his teeth snapping around the words. The heavy stoles rippled as he stepped off to the side. “If you’ve come here simply to disparage me, then you’re welcome to leave.”
He waited.
To his disappointment—and relief—Morgott remained. His staff clacked upon the tiles as he approached, reducing some of the distance between them. He was careful, Mohg realized, to not venture too near. To stay outside of striking range.
“Forgive me,” he sighed. “A fortnight’s travel, accosted by the elements, hath done little to better my disposition.”
Nothing ever did, although Mohg bit back the words before he could utter them. The admission, however, seemed bereft of insincerity.
“Quite the distance to travel,” he agreed, inspecting the tips of his claws. “I can only imagine your discomfort after being borne here by palanquin.”
His stormy expression darkened.
Mohg arched a brow. “No?” he asked. “By horse, then?”
“What steed dost thou think can carry me?”
He already knew, but he pressed anyway: “Surely the king of Leyndell did not deign to walk all the way to Liurnia?”
Morgott’s silence answered for him.
“Disgraceful,” Mohg drawled, not bothering to hide the emphasis on the word. “That you would tolerate such insolence from your subjects. Not even an entourage to escort you through the wilds?”
“I don’t require such profligacy.”
“Afraid your men will see something they won’t like?” he asked.
Morgott’s eye darted off to the side. His tail swept closer, coiling loosely around his heels.
“Subterfuge has ever been your repertoire,” Mohg said, unable to keep the note of contempt out of his voice. His brother’s gaze snapped back to him as Mohg began to move, in a slow, gliding circle. He didn’t turn his head to follow him, although his eye tracked his movements. “That would explain why your kingdom believes that a man sits the throne.”
His shoulders hunched. “The throne is not mine to take.”
“Is that right?” His steps slowed. “Does it belong to a Tarnished, then? One of the innumerable you’ve culled in recent years?”
Morgott glared. “Thou hast outgrown the need for simple questions.”
He snorted, and resumed his pace. “I thought as much.”
For a long moment, Morgott didn’t speak. Before Mohg could prompt him, he let out a ragged noise.
“There was a time, once,” he murmured, “when I walked amongst them.”
The words rooted Mohg to the spot. He turned his head to face him, not daring to believe what he’d heard.
“As you are?” he asked, the question scarcely above a whisper.
To his disappointment, Morgott shook his head. “No. ’Twas after the Shattering, when the capital was engulfed by chaos. Almost all of the other demigods had abandoned the city by then.” The vestige of a darker emotion passed over his countenance, before fading into something more impartial. “Leyndell was on the precipice of consuming itself. Little wonder I was undetected when I entered the palace. Had I been, I wouldn’t have chanced upon it at all.”
“Upon what?” Mohg snapped.
“A guise.”
Try as he might, Mohg couldn’t feign a lack of interest. He jerked his head in a vague gesture to continue.
“I knew not what manner of enchantment lieth upon it,” he admitted. “I thought it only a mere veil, at first. Until the gossamer passed over mine eyes, and in my reflection, it rendered a stranger.” His gaze was distant. “I cannot begin to fathom why she kept such a thing.”
She? The meaning dawned on him. The words were painting a picture in his head, and certainly not the picture his brother had intended. “You mean to tell me that you ransacked her chambers?”
Morgott flinched.
The customary scowl returned a second later—but not before Mohg caught the flicker of guilt. “No. I did not fossick through her belongings,” he said harshly. “I was searching for documents. Records. Something to avail me guidance in restoring order of the city. The veil was…serendipitous. It enabled me the means to govern more directly. Losing it…”
His speech dimmed. “Losing it hath exacted certain costs.”
Mohg considered what he said, before, gradually, his attention shifted upward. Toward the bony nodes above his eye, their cross sections laid bare.
From excision.
His fingers curled into his palm. Cautiously, Mohg reached forward, and extended a hand toward his face. Morgott stiffened, but didn’t recoil as he lifted a claw tip, and traced it over the shorn edge.
“Was this the price you paid?” he asked.
Morgott let out an unsteady exhale. It ghosted over his wrist. “No. That was my doing.”
Mohg stilled. “You mutilated yourself,” he said. It wasn’t intended as an accusation, but it came out as such. “Why?”
“Because it would have blinded me.” The strain in his voice became more pronounced. “I watched their trajectory, as the horns spiraled inward. I knew what would happen, should I choose not to intervene.” His eye closed. “I remembered what it did to thee.”
Mohg said nothing.
“I knew the risks,” Morgott continued, “and deemed them worthwhile, if it meant preempting what would follow. ’Twas better than repeating the same mistake.”
He ripped his hand away.
“Mistake?” he spat.
Rage that had once laid dormant now roared in his chest.
“Yes.” Morgott wasn’t disconcerted by the sudden outburst, having weathered them before in their youth. Though the creases around his face deepened. “Should I have gouged the eye out instead? Let it fester into a sepsis which I had not the means to treat?”
Mohg bristled. “You think I should have done as you did?”
“I think thou didst as thou always hast.” Morgott leveled his stare to meet him. “Whatever pleaseth thee.”
The only thing that would have pleased him then was slamming his fist into his brother’s teeth.
“What good would it have done me?” Mohg asked. “What need did we have for sight in that lightless pit? Let it claim my eye, if it meant keeping my dignity. My pride. I would have that, if nothing else.”
“Thou mistakest conceit for pride,” Morgott said. “And ’tis misplaced. Should we lament every tumor that must be resected? Mourn every canker?”
Fingertips dug into his palm, until Mohg felt them break skin.
“It may be your voice,” he said, “but those are her words pouring out of your mouth.”
A hairline crack formed in the bark under Morgott’s hand.
“Say it.” His steps were soundless as he advanced. “Whose fault is it we languished in that cesspool? Whose fault that we endured years of privation? Whose fault that you saw no alternative than to maim yourself?”
His brother’s face hardened. Like the stone beneath him—rigid, senesced. Trodden upon.
“Say it,” he hissed. “Say the name of the woman who left us down there to die!”
“We did not.”
The answer, barely more than a dull rasp, caused Mohg to lose some of his momentum.
“We didn’t perish,” Morgott reiterated, more firmly. But there was a quality to his voice that felt lacking. Misplaced. “But had our existence not been hidden, we would have.”
“You can’t possibly be so naïve to think we were put there for our safety. Those tunnels weren’t made to keep our executioners out. They were made to keep us in.”
“They kept us alive. Beyond the reach of anyone that could harm us. Thou art here to complain because of it.”
“At least I don’t cower behind a lie.”
Morgott’s eye widened, and his tail lashed.
Mohg could feel his anger escaping him in hot, heavy pants, in time with the rise and fall of his chest. He made no effort to stop them. “It rejects us.” The words slid through his teeth, steeped in cold acrimony. “The city, the order, her. All of it. Where is the value in fealty after all rewards are forfeit?”
“Thou art mistaken,” Morgott growled, “to think I labor under such delusions.”
The tattered fringe of his cloak trailed at his heels, as he turned away, and paced across the courtyard. He came to a stop on the edge of the peristyle, his unoccupied hand braced against a column.
“I don’t deny that we are forsaken. How could we not be? Grace was withheld from us the moment we were conceived. We were born accursed. Who amongst my subjects would suffer an Omen as their king?”
He glanced over his shoulder. In the shadows of his face, the golden eye burned.
“But by birthright, Leyndell is mine. And I will pile high a mountain of corpses ere I let a usurper take it from me.”
Morgott turned to face him. “Surely thou, even in thy abattoir, canst understand that.”
“Far better a slaughterhouse,” Mohg rumbled darkly, “than a gilded cage.”
Apart from the abrasive rasp of his tail sweeping over the stone, the atrium was silent.
Until Morgott broke it: “’Twas also thine, once.”
Mohg watched through a narrowed eye as Morgott rejoined him. Still careful, of course, to maintain a certain amount of space. An unspoken boundary.
“The city,” he clarified, when Mohg didn’t react. “Thou hast claim to it as well.”
Mohg sneered. “Is that why you bothered to come looking for me? To ensure I wasn’t intent on stealing your birthright?”
The accusation didn’t rile him further, as Mohg had wanted. Indeed, it looked as if Morgott was visibly reining in his temper.
“Hardly. My reasons for seeking thee out aren’t so ulterior in motive.” The unwavering stare was belied by a hint of uncertainty, flickering at its edges. “But since the subject hath been broached, I see no reason not to pursue it.”
“Which is what, exactly?”
“Thou couldst return with me,” he said.
The simmering rage evaporated, replaced by a yawning chasm that threatened to swallow him. Mohg took a step back, as if doing so could dispel the feeling of being trapped behind teeth. “Why?”
“Traditionally, inheritance is primogeniture. In our case, however, ’tis shared equally.” Morgott cleared his throat. “I don’t expect thee to assume the responsibilities of lordship. Or—”
“No,” Mohg cut him off. “Why are you offering? Out of some misguided sense of propriety?” He folded his arms. “Or is this your pathetic attempt at reconciliation?”
Morgott winced. “…Perhaps some of both.”
“You haven’t done much to convince me.”
“And thou wert the embodiment of hospitality.”
The desire to argue was loosening its grip, and Mohg clung to it with renewed desperation. Hostility was familiar; at least he knew what to do with that. The grim sincerity on his brother’s face, so at odds with his habitual derision—that he didn’t know what to do with.
But he wanted it gone.
“Leave,” Mohg said suddenly.
Morgott blinked. “What dost thou—”
“You’ve made it clear that being here offends you. So let me alleviate your conscience.” The fabric hissed as his robes dragged behind him. He took a step closer, ambivalence shed from him like the Erdtree’s dying leaves. “Get out of my sight, and don’t come back.”
Whatever Morgott’s first reaction to the dismissal had been, it was quickly displaced. The muscles in his jaw tightened as he lifted his chin. “No.”
“That wasn’t a request.”
“And yet mine answer is unchanged.”
Mohg let out a low growl. “Must I remove you?”
“I invite thee to try.”
Neither of them stirred.
“I did not spend all these years searching for thee,” said Morgott, in a low tone, “to be so easily dismissed.” Of all the things Mohg had expected, it wasn’t for him to crouch, and lay his staff upon the floor. When he rose, his hands were splayed. “Thou’st made it clear that I’m to blame for every hardship thou suffered. So let me rectify it.”
He kicked the staff away, and stepped forward. His hands dropped. “Hit me, and be done with it.”
For a single, fleeting moment, Mohg very nearly did. He could all but feel the motes of fire dancing along his claws, his hands awash in their heat. Ribbons of red light trailing at his fingertips. The invocation upon his tongue.
But the longer he stared at his brother—tired, careworn, resigned—the more distant that feeling became. More pointless. Attacking him would do nothing to the person that he actually wanted to hurt. And for all that Morgott espoused her ideologies, Mohg wasn’t blind.
There was an impression around his ankle, too.
Mohg swallowed back the urge, and the incantation with it.
“Why did you refuse to come with me, when I left?” he asked.
Morgott hadn’t anticipated that question, because his face went blank.
“There weren’t any sentries that night. You saw how easy it was.” Mohg could still hear the metallic snap of his shackle, incandescent from the bloody flame. Feel the surge of renewed vigor as the confinement lifted. For the first time in his miserable existence, he’d felt alive. “We could have left together.”
More than anything, he still remembered Morgott wrenching away from him, half-shouting, half-pleading, to get away. Self-recrimination was the hammer, and duty the molten steel, that had been beaten into the shape of his chains. No gaoler, however, had fastened them around his neck. Morgott had done that himself, willingly, long ago in those merciless pits. An act of penance. As if his entire reign hadn’t already been one long expression of it.
Sometimes, Mohg wondered if the endless futility didn’t assuage his guilt. Or if denial was an easier lie to swallow.
He almost didn’t expect him to answer, for how long the silence dragged on. In a way, it didn’t matter. His brother had never needed a veil to obscure himself, with how easily he had learned to guard his thoughts. The trick, Mohg had learned, was to listen for the things that went unspoken. The things that Morgott could no longer bring himself to name.
He waited.
Until Morgott swallowed, thickly. Almost too softly to be heard, he said, “Leyndell is my home.”
Mohg sighed, the last dregs of his anger spent. He went to retrieve the staff. “Then we have an understanding.”
His fingers wrapped around it. There was a strange energy running below the surface, Mohg realized, although he couldn’t identify what it was. It pulsed beneath the wood.
He returned, and held out the staff in wordless offering. Their eyes met.
“You can’t ask me to come with you,” Mohg said, “any more than I can ask you to stay.”
Mohg couldn’t remember the last time he’d seen grief upon his face. It was faint, but unmistakable.
And it was gone before he had the chance to assess it; an impression in the sand, swept away by unremitting tides. Morgott reached out, and accepted the staff. “No,” he murmured. “I suppose not.”
He leaned into it, his free hand tucked in the folds of his cloak.
Which left them…there. Painfully aware of each other.
Vulnerability was just as foreign as it was intrusive, and Mohg suddenly found himself unable to meet his gaze. He tipped back his head to avoid it. As ever, the glow from the false night sky was calming, and Mohg could feel some of the tension leave him.
“What was it that brought you here?” he asked. “I can’t imagine you were content to leave the Erdtree unguarded.”
Likewise, Morgott had turned his attention upward, and he appeared to be studying the stars. He let out a quiet, mirthless sound that might have been laughter, once, if not made rusty from disuse. “What maketh thee believe it is?”
Leyndell didn’t have its reputation as an impenetrable fortress for nothing. Still, Mohg wondered.
“As to thy question…” Morgott flicked his tail. An idle gesture, if Mohg ever believed him capable of such a thing. “How dispersed are thy scouts?”
Tonight was determined to keep wrong-footing him. “What?”
“Do thy activities extend across the continent? Or are they more localized?” he continued. The insouciance was at odds with the nature of his inquiry. “The war surgeon already confirmeth thy presence in Liurnia.”
It was too specific to be anything innocuous, but Mohg couldn’t discern his motives. He folded his arms behind his back. Thinking.
“It’s selective,” Mohg said. His reply was delayed, as he measured the repercussions of sharing that information. Deciding there were none, he continued: “Limgrave receives most of our attention. Liurnia and Caelid, to lesser extents.” He was careful to omit Altus. “There are a handful of places we avoid—the Barrows, Aeonia, Stormveil. I’m sure you can gather why.”
Morgott nodded, almost to himself. “Dost thou ever survey the coasts?”
His line of questioning was becoming more pointed—toward what, Mohg wasn’t certain, although an idea was starting to take form. “Routinely. It’s how we intercept Tarnished, before they traipse their way to the Hold.”
“They’re recruited by thee?”
“Would you prefer I send them your way?”
Morgott scowled.
“I thought so.”
Morgott redirected his stare to a different patch of cavernous sky—the facsimile of a nebula, coalesced in clouds of red dust. Like the alpenglow of a distant summit, suspended below the earth rather than above it.
“You despise the Tarnished.” It wasn’t a question. “What interest could you possibly have in them?”
“Not them,” Morgott corrected him. “Merely one.”
He lowered his head, and turned to look at Mohg.
“Their exodus is compelled by lost grace. All of the Tarnished were adjured to return—including the first. I had hoped,” said Morgott, haltingly, “that in all thy doings, thou mightst have whereabouts of our father.”
He wasn’t sure why Morgott was so determined to make him exhume every complicated emotion he had ever buried. But he was beginning to tire of it.
Mohg pinched the bridge of his nose. “No, I haven’t seen him.”
That was clearly the answer he had expected. Nevertheless, Morgott sighed.
“I had thought…” He frowned. “Surely, if any of them were to arise…”
The throne is not mine to take.
The snippet of conversation from earlier resurfaced.
“You wish to see him restored to the throne,” said Mohg. “Don’t you?”
Morgott looked as if he were debating whether or not to respond. When he finally did, it wasn’t what Mohg had expected. “I wish to see him.”
His lip curled, almost reflexively, and Mohg jerked his head back up toward the ceiling. He could see Morgott out of the corner of his eye, furrowing his brow.
It was almost deafeningly loud amidst the quiet: “Dost thou repudiate him, too?”
There had been a time when Mohg already knew his answer.
Perhaps, once, he had paced the length of the Shunning Grounds like a caged animal. Lashing out at anything that dared approach. Consumed by inexhaustible rage as he clung to their father’s parting words, his promise to one day return from exile, and come back for them. Only to never see him again.
Perhaps, once, he had knelt in a ring of flickering candles. His brow anointed with blood, the ground before him smeared in dark crimson, as he had beseeched his new mother. Cried out until his voice was hoarse. Had asked his patron what more could be done—what more he could give—to erase the pain. Only to be chided. Scars, she told him, could not be erased.
Perhaps, once, he had scanned the horizon. Had convinced himself that he wasn’t looking for the silhouette of a lion, astride the shoulders of a man.
Perhaps, once, if had he been asked the same of his brother, his answer would have been no different.
Mohg closed his eye. “No,” he sighed, and the effort left him feeling drained, “I do not.” He opened it again, taking in the stars and their bright, otherworldly glow. “Should one of my scouts find evidence of his arrival, I’ll investigate. I will ensure no harm comes to him, insofar as I am able.”
The relief in Morgott’s face was replaced by confusion. “‘As thou art able’?”
“It isn’t just scarlet rot that inhibits our movements. Inducting the Tarnished does nothing to ward off those that would hunt them.” The frown he wore was identical to his brother’s—vexed by things beyond his control. “I’ve lost scouts to Godrick’s hunting parties. To riders, as well.”
Morgott’s reply was uneasy. “…What manner of riders?”
“Knights, of some kind.” He recalled the description from Ansbach’s latest report. “Wearing black armor, and carried by horses that don shrouds. They patrol most of the major roads.”
“They are called the Night’s Cavalry,” said Morgott, suddenly. “And they serve me.”
Mohg tore his gaze from the sky. “They serve you?”
Shame was as much a permanent fixture as his white hair. Yet Mohg couldn’t ever recall seeing it directed at him. “They are spirits, rejected by the tree, bound into my service through oath. I granted them new purpose when they died.” Unmistakably, he winced. “As a contingency measure…against the Tarnished.”
At a loss for words, Mohg could only give a noncommittal, “Ah.”
They stared at each other.
“I did not think they—that thy ranks would be—” He cut himself off with a frustrated noise and shook his head, before his shoulders dropped, settling into acquiescence. “What reparations can I make to thee, for my transgressions?”
It was such an absurd notion that Mohg actually thought he had misheard. But, no, he knew he hadn’t. His horns had taken his eye, not his ears.
Having the king of Leyndell in his debt would be useful, Mohg thought, in a voice that suspiciously resembled Varré's. It could be extorted—leveraged—to incredible effect.
Almost as soon as the thought entered his mind, it was discarded. Debt was no longer a prize worth coveting. It complicates things, Ansbach would have told him. And Mohg couldn’t have this—whatever this tentative truce between him and his brother actually was—if it was predicated on transactions.
“None, that I wouldn’t then need to reciprocate.” Mohg shrugged, broad shoulders shifting under the black garment. “My servants have killed a number of Leyndell soldiers. Of course,” he added, “I hadn’t realized at the time they were yours.”
He extended a hand.
“Consider the ledger balanced?”
Morgott eyed the appendage, letting it hang between them—before, finally, stepping forward. Their hands clasped.
“We’ve an accord,” he murmured.
His palm was warm and calloused. Leathery, even. Years’ worth of self-neglect, no doubt. It startled Mohg how achingly familiar the touch felt.
Mohg almost regretted letting go.
He wondered, as Morgott watched his hand return to his side, if he didn’t feel the same.
“My cavalry only rideth between dusk and dawn,” Morgott said. “So long as thy scouts avoid the roads betwixt then, they will be safe.”
“I’ll bear that in mind.”
Morgott opened his mouth again, only to close it. His tail swept behind him, and without warning, he brushed past Mohg and made his way toward the gatehouse.
“I’ve overstayed my welcome, unannounced as it was,” he said, rather abruptly. “Where is thy war surgeon? Lurking somewhere nearby, I assume? Let me find him, and I’ll see myself out.”
He only made it eight steps before Mohg capitulated.
“Morgott,” he called after him. “Wait.”
His brother glanced over his shoulder, his look of puzzlement morphing into confusion as Mohg caught up, and pressed the medal into his hand. “Take this.”
Morgott lifted the crest to eye-level. It was the color of rusted iron, emblazoned with a trident in its center. “What is it?”
“My aegis,” he said, ignoring the startled look he received. “There are enchantments upon it. Should you need to reach me, it will bring you here.”
Morgott thumbed over the intricate design. A nacreous sheen rippled across its surface—the only evidence of latent spellwork. “I’ve naught to give thee in return.”
“Oh, that won’t be necessary. I have my own methods for going as I wish.”
Morgott’s brows shot up. No doubt the aloof drawl had sparked recognition—the same one that, in their adolescence, had threatened to turn his hair prematurely gray; a foreboding sound, of amusement at the expense of his brother’s peace of mind. A moment passed, and Morgott let out an exasperated snort. It was almost fond. “I don’t want to know.”
“No,” he agreed, and his face split into a jagged grin, “you rather don’t.”
Mohg might have missed the brief, furtive smile, if he hadn’t been looking for it.
ennui /ɒnˈwiː/ n. a gripping listlessness or melancholy caused by boredom; depression.
Anger did a lot to deaden a person to their surroundings. At least, that was Flint’s impression when he finally noticed where his pacing had taken him.
It said more about his current emotional state than he’d care to admit, that he’d wandered this way on reflex. His first impulse was to keep walking, let the fatigue gradually creep in until he no longer had the energy to feel.
Does this conversation have a point?
What are you doing here?
“The hell if I know,” Flint sighed, as he pushed open the door, and let himself in.
But he needed answers.
Personally, Flint had always liked the café, if for no other reason than how obnoxiously its rustic vibe clashed with the rest of Sunyshore’s aesthetic. The barrels and weathered floorboards wouldn’t have looked out of place somewhere pastoral—Solaceon came to mind—but the effect was jarring. He suspected the dissonance had been somewhat intentional.
The Houndoom lounging below the window barely reacted to Flint’s presence, beyond a cursory glance in his direction. Not all that surprising, given the gray streaks on his muzzle.
“It’s been a while, Dante.” The Houndoom dropped his chin back onto his paws, a cracked eye tracking Flint’s movements without any particular sense of urgency. “I don’t suppose your owner’s around?”
Dante yawned, and flicked his barbed tail in the direction of the kitchen.
Right on cue. The mahogany door swung on its hinges as a familiar figure stepped past, a stack of plates balanced (a bit precariously) in his arms. “We’re still eighty-six on the half-and-half,” he shouted over his shoulder. “Just toss the heavy cream and milk in a pitcher for now. We can update the inventory later—”
“I’ll take a coffee, when you have a second,” Flint said.
The Proprietor’s head whipped around.
Flint leaned against the bar counter. “Glad to see the hairline’s still receding, old man.”
“‘Old man.’” The Proprietor let out a huff, as he strode behind the bar and began shelving the dishes. “I’m sixty-two, not dead, you insolent punk. They haven’t buried me yet.”
“Give it time.”
They held each other’s gaze.
The Proprietor was the first to cave. His lip twitched, before widening into a grin. “It’s good to see you, Flint.”
“Same.”
“What was it you said, a coffee?” He ducked below the counter. The telltale clink of ceramic was followed by him resurfacing a moment later, a mug in hand. “I’ve got a pot brewing in the back. Let me guess, the usual?” He didn’t bother waiting for a response as he retreated toward the kitchen. “Give me a second. Sit, pull up a chair. You know the drill.”
Flint waited until he disappeared into the back, before his smile wavered. The stool creaked as he sank onto it. Without the fear of an audience, Flint capitulated, and buried his face in his arms.
He was almost tempted to ask that he substitute the coffee for something stronger. Almost.
“Sorry for the wait.” Only when the sandwich and chips were slid across the counter did Flint grudgingly resurface. A carafe was unceremoniously plunked next to it, before the Proprietor wove around the counter.
“I didn’t forget about you.” Dante hauled himself up onto his haunches as a plate was set in front of him. “The brisket’s already seared, so don’t get any ideas. I’m not wasting another fire extinguisher because you like your meat charred.”
The Houndoom made a low, gravelly noise of assent, as he pulled the plate closer with his paws. The second the Proprietor had his back turned, he dipped his head, and exhaled a small jet of flame.
“Now, since you’re here”—he circled back behind the bar, and retrieved the carafe—“I’d appreciate a favor.” Thick wisps of steam curled above the mug as he poured. “If you’re going to be loitering in my establishment, then you’re volunteering as a test subject. I need a second opinion before I add it to the menu.”
“Not sure if I should be flattered, or offended.” In spite of himself, Flint peered at the foam with some interest. “What’s this poison called?”
“Komala roast,” he said. His glasses were starting to fog. “It’s an Alolan import, though for the life of me I can’t remember which island it was harvested from.”
“Maybe it’s the one with the Komalas on it.”
He slid the drink in front of him. “Less talking, more drinking.”
Flint picked up the mug, and squinted at its contents. “Do you think they roast the Komalas while they’re still alive, or do they—”
“Drink, or I’m throwing you out.”
He decided not to call his bluff. With a shrug, Flint lifted it to his face, and cautiously took a sip.
The Proprietor watched him with connoisseurial scrutiny. “And?” he prompted.
“Mellow, but not in a bad way,” said Flint. “There’s a lingering sweetness to it, if that makes any sense.” He went to take another sip.
“That would be the low acidity.” The Proprietor relocated the carafe to the back shelf. “The coffee beans lose some of the bitterness when they’re fermented in their intestines.”
Flint spat the drink back into his cup.
He could hear the Proprietor still laughing as he coughed over the edge of the counter. “Why’d you think they call it Komala coffee?”
It took a few seconds to compose himself, before Flint pushed the offending beverage out of his vicinity. “You know, I think I would have preferred if you actually poisoned me.” He glowered. “You’re going to lose customers if you add that to the menu.”
“Never underestimate the consumer’s love for novelty.” From somewhere on his person, he’d produced a rag, and begun polishing a glass. “Besides, I have your personal testimony. Mellow with a lingering sweetness. Sounds like a good sales pitch, don’t you think?”
“Please don’t quote me on that.”
“Fine, fine. Rob me of business.” He exchanged the glass for a tumbler. “Speaking of which, what brings you to Sunyshore?”
Did the League send you? Or did you volunteer?
The basket liner crinkled as Flint picked at a chip. “Why is it,” he asked, without looking up, “that I’m only just now hearing about these blackouts?”
“Ah.” The tumbler let out a dull thud as it was placed on the counter, and set aside. “I wondered when you would catch wind of them.”
The Proprietor cleared his throat.
“The first outage was pretty minor, all things considered. It only knocked out the Gym and a couple of nearby buildings. No one complained since the damage was negligible, and we figured it was an accident. Second one was a bit more inconvenient—everything within sixteen blocks of the Gym lost power. Annoying, sure, but the engineers had it fixed in two hours, so why fuss?” He snorted. “You know what people around here are like—they worship Volkner.”
It wasn’t as if Volkner had his reputation for nothing, although Flint kept that comment to himself. “What about now?”
“Now I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s pissed off half the city. Their tolerance is evaporating, and I can’t say I blame them.” His lips thinned. “The last outage caused some of the perishables in my walk-in to go bad. The only reason I didn’t lose more is because I triaged what was left, and cooked it before it could spoil.”
Flint opened his mouth to—what, apologize on his friend’s behalf?—only to stop, when he began to toy with that loose strand of logic. “How the hell did you cook if you had no power?”
To which the Proprietor jerked a thumb toward the corner, where his Houndoom was still demolishing the (now burnt) brisket. “Dante’s fire easily tops six hundred and fifty degrees. He’s a furnace with legs.”
Dante snorted, as he tore off another strip.
“None of this is adding up,” Flint muttered, half to himself. “This isn’t like Volkner.” His brow furrowed, as he studied the wood grains in the counter. Looking for a pattern that wasn't there. “Has he said anything when he comes by? Anything that seemed off?”
“Flint.” The Proprietor braced his arms against the counter, and leaned forward. “Volkner hasn’t been here in weeks.”
Flint jerked up. “What?”
“You heard me.” There was an unmistakable frustration permeating his movements, as he returned to polishing the glassware. “Trying to get a hold of him has been like pulling teeth. I can’t just demand an audience with him at the Gym, and I work late hours as it is. I’ve tried calling, but—”
“He’s ignoring your calls,” Flint finished. If he’d had an appetite before, it was long gone.
The Proprietor’s cleaning lost some of its intensity. “Were you able to talk to him?”
“Briefly.” One of the privileges of his title, as a member of the Elite Four. One which Flint despised having to invoke. “Not that it was a productive conversation. He pretty much kicked me out.”
“Figures,” he said under his breath. “He’s avoiding us, you realize.”
He did. But it didn’t exactly assuage his concerns.
“This is ridiculous,” Flint said, when the gap in conversation began to stretch uncomfortably long. “First the blackouts, and now this? And his staff are on edge. If I didn’t know any better, I’d swear that I walked in as they were about to stage a mutiny.”
To his surprise, the Proprietor scoffed. “Well, what did you expect? I’d be on edge too if my boss’s boss showed up at my job to inspect my workplace. Like it or not, you represent the League. They probably thought you were there to shut the place down for non-compliance, since the Gym hasn’t handed out a badge in over a month.”
A chill crept down his spine.
The stool protested as Flint sat back. “What do you mean,” he repeated, slowly, “that the Gym hasn’t been handing out badges?”
The Proprietor registered the shift in tone, and set the rag down, with a look of renewed consideration. “You didn’t hear?”
Flint shook his head.
“I don’t know all the details,” he began. “But word is, Volkner’s been destroying anyone that comes to fight him. I’ve had a few trainers swing by after their matches. It’s the same story, over and over.”
It was expected that some challengers wouldn’t succeed on their first try. But none?
“That doesn’t make any sense,” Flint said. “Is he not adjusting team line-ups between matches? He’s not pitting low-tier trainers against the roster he reserves for seventh- and eighth-badge fights, is he? Why would—”
The Proprietor held up his hands. “Like I said, I don’t know the details. That’s just what I’ve heard from gossip.”
Flint was quiet for a moment. “What else have you heard?”
“Well, I haven’t been able to verify it,” the Proprietor said, “but some folks have said that Volkner’s been hanging out at the lighthouse in his downtime. Apparently, he’s been going there to brood.”
Flint scowled. “Volkner doesn’t brood.”
The Proprietor silently peered over the rim of his shades, and Flint fought the impulse to shift under his stare. He wondered, a little distantly, if he hadn’t made that comment specifically to gauge how he would react.
The chair legs scraped over the floorboards, as Flint stood. “Thanks for lunch.”
While unsurprised, the Proprietor did frown in disapproval. “You didn’t even touch your food.”
“I’m not hungry,” he said. “Just give it to Dante or something.”
At the sound of his name, Dante looked up from the bone he’d been gnawing on. He didn’t appear to object to the idea.
“What do I owe you for lunch?” he asked.
At that, the Proprietor barked a laugh. “Flint, you haven’t paid for so much as a ketchup packet in fifteen years. Don’t insult me by asking now.” He waved the question aside. “It’s on the house.”
Flint smiled, a bit humorlessly. “Thanks.”
The bell above the door chimed as it closed behind him.
Late afternoon sunlight gilded the boats and rocky spurs that jutted from the harbor. The view from the elevator had always been impressive, regardless of the time of day.
As the lift ascended, Flint found himself wishing he could have enjoyed it.
When he dismounted, he was relieved to find the gallery room empty. At least he wouldn’t have an audience for what was about to come.
The door slid on its tracks as Flint pushed it aside, and stepped out onto the deck.
The Proprietor’s sources weren’t mistaken, as much as Flint would have preferred otherwise. Volkner was leaning into the railing, his back turned. Either he didn’t notice—or more likely, didn’t care about—the intrusion. Flint cycled through several false starts as he approached, debating which would be the most effective—
Until he caught Volkner’s face.
“Since when do you smoke?” Volkner tilted his head at the question, enough to watch him out of his periphery. He didn’t answer, though. The smoke that billowed up around his face didn’t have time to linger, before the wind dispersed it.
Flint frowned. “I thought you hated those things.”
The tip glowed, and Volkner exhaled.
He folded his arms over his chest. “How did the two o’clock match go?” he asked instead.
Volkner shrugged. “Dull.”
“Out of curiosity”—the metal bar dug into his shoulder as Flint reclined against it, one hand loosely braced for support—“did you deny this trainer a badge, too?”
“I can’t deny a person something that they didn’t earn.” He tapped the cigarette against the railing. “They lost.”
“To you?” Flint asked. “Or to your Electivire?”
It was subtle, but Flint didn’t miss the way his shoulders tensed. “To my mid-level team,” he answered. “I’m not gatekeeping my Gym badge, if that’s what you’re implying.”
“But you expect me to believe that every challenger, regardless of their badge count, keeps losing to you?”
The cigarette was becoming pinched in the middle where Volkner was holding it. “There’s nothing I can do about mediocre trainers. If you’re disappointed by the prospect of no League challengers next season, then get used to it.” He took a drag, and sighed. “I did.”
The stunned silence didn’t last long. His knuckles began to ache as Flint’s grip on the railing tightened. “I’m not disappointed by inadequate trainers.” He pushed away from it—and this time, Volkner watched. “I’m disappointed by you.”
Volkner’s eyes narrowed.
“Do you have any idea what kind of damage you could’ve caused?” Flint jabbed a finger at the harbor. “This lighthouse we’re standing in? It’s the only thing that keeps ships from hitting those rocks down there, and because of you, it didn’t work. You don’t get the right to endanger people just because you’re bored and don’t want to do your job!”
“I am doing my job!” The venom caught Flint off-guard. “I’ve been doing it. For years, in fact, meeting every fucking expectation the League ever had for me. If you have an issue with how I run my Gym, Flint—”
Volkner closed the distance between them.
“—then do something about it.”
He blew a cloud of smoke in his face.
The adrenaline hit a second before Flint’s thoughts caught up to him. Volkner grunted as Flint slammed him against the lighthouse wall, a hand fisted in his shirt collar.
The other man didn’t struggle. If anything, the hand that had reflexively grabbed his own wrist slackened. Volkner winced, but managed to meet Flint’s eyes. The anger in them was gone, as if it had never been there.
“If you’re going to hit me,” he said, quietly, “then get it over with.”
Volkner dropped like a dead weight as Flint released him.
He didn’t stop to check if he was okay. Flint spun on his heel, and left, not once looking back.
ennui /ɒnˈwiː/ n. a gripping listlessness or melancholy caused by boredom; depression.
Somewhere overhead, a Wingull cried.
Flocks of the small white birds circled above, visible in the gaps of sky that Flint could glimpse from below the walkways.
He would have denied the accusation, once, but Flint suspected that he was becoming sentimental. Not that he couldn’t appreciate the rest of Sinnoh’s beaches—all glittering water and long, uninterrupted stretches of sand—but Sunyshore’s geography really was a sight unparalleled. The tidepools and stark, jagged rocks that dominated the southeastern coasts were rather breathtaking.
Bone-breaking, too. Flint paused to watch as another wave slammed into the cliffs, sending up a spray of brine.
The area was signposted, although that did little to deter the locals from training here. The hospital and Pokémon Center were something of a revolving door for the idiots that persisted.
Flint still had the scars to prove it.
Another patch of shadow fell over him as he passed under the skywalk. The bulk of the foot traffic was confined to the actual modules, since the infrastructure was nearly as much of a tourist attraction as the lighthouse and markets were. Any other time, he would have taken the paths on the upper level.
Flint lingered under the bridge, waiting until the group above him passed, before he resumed.
Avoiding crowds was something of a necessity this time around. Regrettably, his presence also counted as a tourist attraction, and anonymity was hard to come by.
Not that he was complaining, but…
As Flint neared one of the support columns, he came to a stop.
…he had a job to do.
The technicians repairing the module hadn’t noticed him yet. They were preoccupied with installing the new panel into the frame, as a Machoke steadied it for them. Another crew member was doing something with the inverter mounted to the column—rewiring, by the looks of it. Flint had never been tech savvy, and he wasn’t about to start pretending now.
It would have been an otherwise mundane sight, if he didn’t have context for it.
“Routine maintenance?” The technician glanced up as Flint approached.
“I wish.” He wiped the sweat from his brow. “It’d be easier if we gutted it and just replaced the whole thing, but management wants us to try and salvage it first.”
“How bad is the damage?”
The technician scowled at the inverter. “Bad enough that I’m going to be at this for the next five hours.”
Flint leaned against the column. “The solar grid can’t handle a blackout?” he asked.
“It can. There are redundancies in place for that sort of thing.” The technician popped open another panel, and peered at the cables running through it. “But repeated stress wears the entire system down. It wasn’t built with consecutive power failures in mind.”
“‘Consecutive’?” Flint straightened. “I thought it was just one outage.”
“You must be from outta town.” The technician didn’t bother looking his way. “That’s the third blackout this month.”
Flint would have been lying if he said he wasn’t nervous, as he stood before the Gym doors.
Outwardly, the building looked no different than it did since his last visit. Nothing to suggest that it had been the culprit behind the power failure.
One of several power failures, apparently.
Not for the first time, he would have appreciated a hint. Something, at least, to help make sense of what he was walking into. The better part of his flight yesterday had been spent perseverating over a reason, and after nine hours, he’d ruled out everything practical. Flint finally gave up around the time sleep deprivation was starting to kick in, and he’d begun entertaining the idea of elaborate Rube Goldberg machines, or enthusiastic raves.
Flint sighed.
He was stalling, and he knew it.
With little enthusiasm, he moved past the sliding doors, and stepped inside.
His first, incorrect impression—as the doors shut behind him, and he froze on the lobby threshold—was that he’d entered the wrong building.
It was still, for all intents and purposes, a Gym. But not one he recognized. The reception area looked like it had been given a recent facelift. “Expensive-looking” was the first thought that came to mind, but “upgraded” was probably more accurate.
Volkner’s handiwork, no doubt.
The receptionist glanced up from the monitor as he neared the desk. “Good afternoon, and welcome to the Sunyshore Gym.”
“Afternoon.” Flint inclined his head. “I’m here to see Leader Volkner.”
“Do you have an appointment scheduled with him today?”
“Last-second visit, I’m afraid.”
The receptionist furrowed her brow. “I’m very sorry, sir, but any meetings or battles with the Gym leader are through prior booking.”
New hire, if Flint had to assume. Usually his reputation preceded him with most Gym crowds.
“That won’t be a problem.” He reached into his back pocket, and held out his license. The receptionist accepted it with an expression that looked no less skeptical than it had a second ago. “I try not to drop in unannounced, but it’s a long flight between here and the League.”
The words registered at the same time she read the name printed on the card. Her eyes widened a fraction, before darting back up to him.
He smiled, not without a hint of amusement. “Any chance I could have a chat with him?”
Strangely, the request seemed to put her on edge. She returned his license, but didn’t quite meet his gaze. “Of course.” She stepped out from behind the desk. “If you’ll follow me…”
It wasn’t a particularly long walk, but it was informative. The overall layout of the building was still familiar, but as Flint was lead down the hall, he spotted more evidence of renovations. Machinery, for the most part. A classroom with its door ajar held something that resembled a scaled-down version of a PC terminal. Elsewhere, they passed a room which emitted a soft, ambient hum.
If the change in scenery was unsettling, it paled next to the reception from the Gym staff. Flint recognized a handful of the resident trainers, though when he waved, they didn’t return the gesture. The tension was palpable, and it followed in his wake.
He wasn’t left with much time to dwell on that particular development, before the receptionist halted at the end of the corridor.
“He’s in here.” Again, she refused to look his way. “I’ll be at the front desk if you need anything.”
“It’s appreciated.”
The receptionist hesitated. She opened her mouth, as if she wanted to say something else, before clearly deciding against it. Her footsteps echoed as she hurried back toward the reception area.
Well. No point in waiting.
Gingerly, he turned the handle, and let himself in.
It was a space that Flint was acquainted with, though—judging by the scattered tools—it looked like it had seen an uptick in recent use. Volkner’s workshop was something of a glorified janitor’s closet that he had commandeered shortly after his promotion to leader. No one had ever protested, since his side hobbies generally benefitted the Gym.
Though going by his staff’s newfound jumpiness, Flint wondered if that hadn’t changed.
It took a second to actually spot Volkner. Half of Volkner, technically. His torso was obscured beneath a rather menacing-looking generator.
“Jordan, pass me the solder.” His Raichu pawed through the toolkit as a burst of orange light illuminated the underside. “The silver-tin alloy, not the zinc.”
His pronged tail flicked in response.
Jordan emerged with the spool clutched in his paws. He went to hand it off to his trainer, only to freeze when he caught sight of Flint.
His eyes lit up, and his back legs braced.
With a muffled grunt Flint managed to catch him, before he could properly tackle him to the floor. The Raichu let out a soft, pleased noise as he tried to burrow his face into his shoulder.
At least someone was happy to see him.
Careful not to dislodge him (it was cute and all, but Jordan wasn’t a thirteen-pound Pikachu anymore), Flint plucked the solder from his hand, and crouched next to the generator. Evidently none the wiser, Volkner took the spool when Flint held it out.
“Thanks.”
“Don’t mention it,” said Flint.
There was a satisfying bang as Volkner smacked his head.
Something scuffed against the floor tile. Flint moved out of the way as the wheeled platform rolled back, and Volkner surfaced from underneath. He was sans his signature jacket and down to the black, sleeveless undershirt. It was impossible to make out his face beneath the welding mask, though by the way he scrubbed at his forehead, Flint could take a guess.
“Flint?” Volkner set the blowtorch down next to him. “What are you doing here?”
He rolled his eyes. “Nice to see you, too.”
Flint didn’t miss the huff under his breath. His hands skated up the back of his neck, as he undid the clasps, and slid the visor from his face.
If Flint felt tired, then Volkner looked exhausted.
There was a dark, discolored quality to his face, not helped in the least by how much thinner it was. His expression wavered between several different emotions—they passed too quickly for Flint to accurately gauge them—before settling on impassive.
Jordan squirmed in his arms, and Flint obligingly lowered him to the ground. He shoved his now-vacant hands in his pockets. “I see you’ve been redecorating.”
Volkner didn’t comment. Merely watched him through half-lidded eyes.
Flint nodded to the generator behind him. “Something extremely dangerous, I hope?”
That managed to elicit a reaction from him (even if it was mild exasperation). Volkner shucked off his welding gloves on a nearby cart, and stood. “Close,” he said. “It’s a docking station, of sorts. The prototype, at any rate.”
“What's it supposed to charge?”
“Electric-types.” Jordan’s ears folded back as Volkner rested a hand on his head, and lightly scratched. “Most species that are electrogenic aren’t actually immune to incoming charges. Only a handful of Pokémon can safely absorb them—Jolteon, Electivire…” He frowned. “I was trying to figure out how to replicate the effect, so it could be applied to other species. It could have possible electrotherapeutic benefits, too, but…” Volkner combed a hand through his hair. “Repairing this is going to take a while. It got fried during the power outage.”
“So I heard,” Flint said.
Volkner stiffened.
“I also heard that you were responsible for them. All three of them.” Some of the anger crept back into his voice, as Flint’s stare hardened. “You mind telling me what that’s about?”
Volkner seemed to be struggling for an immediate response. Eventually, his jaw snapped shut, and he bent to retrieve his tools. “I take it this isn’t a social visit.”
“Would you actually care if it was?” Flint asked. “I’d find that hard to believe, since you haven’t answered your damn phone in weeks.”
Jordan dutifully pitched in and began returning equipment to its rightful place. Volkner didn’t lift his head, as he continued to reorganize the toolkit. “Did the League send you? Or did you volunteer?”
It might have sounded accusatory, were it not for the flat tone.
“That’s not the point.” Flint watched as Volkner inspected a wire brush, and thumbed over the bristles. Flakes of rust drifted to the floor. He made a displeased sound in the back of his throat, before placing it in the container. “Your Gym knocked out the entire network.”
There was a subtle shift in his posture; a tightness that coiled in his spine. “That wasn’t intentional.”
“I’m sure that’s a real comfort to everyone who lost power.”
Volkner had the audacity to shrug.
An unpleasant burning sensation lodged itself firmly in his gut. Flint pressed a palm to his face and pinched the bridge of his nose, willing it to subside. The accompanying exhale didn’t help much. “If it were a one-off thing,” he muttered, “fine. But after a certain point, you must have realized there was a correlation. And that maybe it was time to call it quits.” Flint narrowed his eyes. “Since when are you this careless?”
Pride had always been one of Volkner’s touchier subjects. At minimum, Flint expected that comment to annoy him.
Volkner didn’t even react.
There was a chisel near his foot. Jordan went to reach for it, only to skitter backward as Flint stepped on it with his sandal. He scooped up the errant tool, inspecting it. “Is any of this actually necessary?” he asked.
His hands slowed. “…It’s useful,” he conceded.
“More useful than a working solar grid?”
Volkner’s reply was blunt. “Does this conversation have a point?”
Flint’s fingers dug into the chisel. He was half tempted to throw it at him. “You tell me.”
The floorspace had been marshaled back into some semblance of order. Nearly, anyway, Volkner was just now realizing, as he scanned the toolkit, and then the surrounding tiles. At last he glanced back over his shoulder, only to blink at the chisel still in Flint’s grip.
He stood, and held out a hand.
Flint absently continued to study it. “Improvements are nice and all, but they shouldn’t be coming at the expense of everything else. Surely, there’s a better way for you to be doing this.” He arched a brow, with an air of deliberate nonchalance. “Though for the life of me, I can’t figure out where you’re finding the free time to be doing all of these projects. You’d think being Gym leader would keep you busy.”
The silence was deafening.
A sudden, nagging suspicion began to creep in. Flint met his gaze, searching. “Volkner,” he said. “When was the last time you—”
“Excuse me? Volkner?”
The receptionist stood in the doorway, a clipboard tucked under her arm. Every word looked like it was being forcibly dragged out of her. “I’m sorry to interrupt, but—you have a battle scheduled with a challenger at three o’clock. You need to start getting ready.”
Volkner shut his eyes. “Did they clear their preliminary match?”
“They’re currently getting set up. Preston should be finished shortly.”
“Fine.” Volkner sighed. Though he directed his words at her, his eyes never once left Flint. “We’re done here, anyway. Have them meet me in the main arena in fifteen minutes.”
“Of course.”
The receptionist fled as quickly as professionalism would allow.
Volkner didn’t budge. He continued to regard Flint expectantly, the hand still hovering between them. His eyes narrowed.
With slightly more force than necessary, Flint slapped the chisel into his palm.
Volkner tossed it over his shoulder into the open toolkit, and left without another word.
Jordan started to bound after him, only to stop, and hover in the doorway. The Raichu’s tail curled around his back legs as his head sank between his shoulders. He fixed Flint with wet, black eyes, before—rather dejectedly—following on the heels of his trainer.
It took a minute before he finally forced himself to move. Stiffly, Flint exited the room, and headed back toward the lobby.
It was the first time he’d ever seen resignation on Volkner’s face.
ennui /ɒnˈwiː/ n. a gripping listlessness or melancholy caused by boredom; depression.
“You wanted to see me?”
Lily of the Valley Island wasn’t a secluded place by any means. Even in the lull between tournament seasons, the city was regularly inundated by locals and tourists. Not to the same claustrophobic degree as the actual competition, but enough that the more paranoid folks tended to keep a close eye on their wallet, lest it vanish amidst a crowd.
Of course, that could have been Flint’s childhood bias talking. The instinctive wariness of pickpockets had never quite faded with age.
Cynthia didn’t acknowledge him as he approached, though at the question, she redirected her gaze from the escarpment below. Dense swaths of foliage lined the cliffs where they descended toward the city, and beyond, the bleach-white sand. If Flint squinted, he could just barely make out the shapes of people and Pokémon milling about the streets.
“I did.” She waited until Flint moved to her side before she continued: “I’m sorry for the abruptness. I hope I didn’t interrupt anything?”
Flint shrugged. “A spar with Aaron, but that can be rescheduled.” It might have been less inconvenient if she had requested they meet in her office, rather than some remote trail an hour’s hike from the city. But tact (and the knowledge that she signed his paychecks) waylaid that particular comment. Flint settled on a more diplomatic reply. “I don’t mind. It’s a nice day.”
There was a look in Cynthia’s eyes, a shrewdness he was a bit too familiar with. “It is a nice day,” she agreed, in a vague, pleasant sort of tone. A pause, before she gestured with her hand. “Would you take a walk with me?”
Flint recognized the invitation for the tacit order that it was; one which he was smart enough not to decline. “As you like.”
Cynthia’s smile widened a fraction. Her hair fanned out behind her as she turned and set off down the footpath at an easy stroll, not waiting to see if he’d follow. Flint did, of course, falling in step beside her a moment later.
The humidity was oppressive. Not that Flint was particularly bothered by it—heat was sort of an occupational hazard when you trained Fire-types—but he could feel the combined weight of heat and water vapor starting to seep into his collar. If Cynthia minded, it didn’t show on her face. The gradual downturn of her lips, as she studied the path with a faraway expression—that he did notice.
Curiosity was beginning to overtake his sense of apprehension. Flint fisted his hands in his pockets, and let out a low whoosh of air. “So. What is it that you don’t want anyone to overhear?”
The smile briefly flickered across her face, if a little subdued. “I am sorry for the inconvenience,” she said, at last. “I wouldn’t waste your time on something that wasn’t important.”
“Figured. Wouldn’t call this a waste of my time, either.” Flint rolled his shoulder. “Off-the-books isn’t usually your style.”
Cynthia regarded him out of her periphery. “Under normal circumstances, no. But I’d prefer to handle this informally, not through official channels.”
Flint suppressed a snort. “Less paperwork to file?”
Cynthia’s pace slowed. “Less a chance of damaging someone’s career,” she murmured.
He raised a brow, but didn’t comment.
“It’s a little sudden,” she said, as she brushed a strand of hair from her face, “but I’d like you to conduct an investigation for me, regarding one of the Gyms. Ideally within the next day or two, but the sooner you’re able to depart, the better.”
That piqued his interest.
“Not that I’m objecting”—not that Flint really could; contractual obligations and such—“but isn’t that the sort of thing you usually send Lucian to handle?”
Cynthia lapsed into momentary silence. He got the impression that she was choosing her words rather carefully. “And if I sent Lucian, he would handle the matter as he usually does, would he not?”
Flint winced. “Right,” he muttered. “Off-the-books.”
Cynthia nodded. “Right now, I need discretion.” Her eyes slid shut. “Not that I would blame Lucian, given the circumstances.”
Cryptic wasn’t really her style, either, and it was starting to chafe his patience.
“If things were different,” Cynthia continued, very pointedly cutting him across before he could interrupt, “I would go myself. But I think your presence is needed over mine.”
“Can I at least know where you’re sending me?” Flint asked.
Abruptly, Cynthia stopped and turned to face him. She held his gaze, unbothered by the glare he leveled at her.
“Sunyshore,” she said.
The reply shocked him into silence.
It took longer than Flint would’ve liked to remember how to string words together. When he finally did, they were halting. “Is something wrong with Volkner?”
By way of explanation, Cynthia reached into the folds of her black coat. “Two days ago, there was a massive city-wide blackout. As I understand it, the overload not only took out the grid, but it disabled the city’s backup generator. It took six hours for the engineers to get it under control.” Flint was unresisting as she passed him the tablet, and his eyes darted over the screen. Assessment of PV System Activity. “When they eventually isolated the source, it was the Sunyshore Gym. Since then, twelve different residents have filed complaints with the League.”
—due to sudden, significant drop in voltage. Electric-type Pokémon were temporarily dispatched to supplement power to critical systems, until tie-line with another network was established—
Reluctantly, Flint pulled his attention away from the report. “How many people in the League know about this?”
“Two.” Cynthia folded her arms behind her back. “And both of them are standing right here.”
His frown deepened. “How has the committee not found out?”
“I was able to intercept the complaints. For now, I’d like to keep it that way. As for your other question…” Cynthia sighed. “I was hoping you could tell me.”
Only when his fingers started to hurt did Flint register his grip on the tablet. He glanced back down at the screen, as if it could somehow provide him the clarity he lacked. “Why would his Gym be draining that much power?”
“That’s what I'd like you to find out.” The sea breeze whipped her hair as she faced the cliffside. “Sunyshore supplies electricity to every city east of Mount Coronet. If another outage like this happens, half the region could go dark.” She studied him out of the corner of her eye. “When was the last time you spoke to Volkner?”
She had an uncanny talent for making someone feel like she was dissecting them with her gaze. If nothing else, it made him all the more vividly aware of the shirt now sticking to his back. “Four months ago, give or take. I was visiting some family back home, and we decided to catch up. Grab lunch.”
Cynthia made a noncommittal noise. “Nothing seemed out of the ordinary?”
“Not that I could tell,” he admitted. If she was disappointed by that answer, she gave no indication of it. “He hasn’t returned any of my calls recently, but I chalked that up to him being busy.”
A deep, uncomfortable silence descended between them.
“Volkner has held his position for years,” Cynthia said, almost to herself. “Nearly a decade without an incident. If I hadn’t read the report with my own eyes, I wouldn’t have believed it.”
It was irrational, and Flint knew she would never, but he couldn’t escape the feeling that Cynthia was somehow blaming him for whatever this was. A small, mutinous part of him wondered if he wasn’t projecting.
His jaw tightened, as he forced out a breath that did nothing to put him at ease. “What do you need me to do?”
“Talk to him. Find out why this happened.” Her eyes narrowed against the wind. “Incidents like this are seldom accidents. Nor are they isolated. This can’t become a pattern.”
Flint gave a sharp nod.
“I can keep this hushed for now, but not indefinitely. The committee will eventually notice if there are more severe outages. More complaints. They won’t take kindly to a trainer—let alone a member of the League—causing damage on this scale.” She turned the full weight of her stare onto him. “You understand what I’m saying, Flint.”
License revocation.
Flint tried not to dwell on the unpleasant thoughts those words conjured. “I do.”
“Good.” She accepted the tablet as he handed it back to her. “Since this is rather time sensitive, I’d like you to leave as soon as you can. Flying would be the fastest option. You’re welcome to borrow my Togekiss.”
“Give me an hour to pack, and I’ll take you up on it.” He went to move away, only to still when Cynthia rested a hand on his shoulder.
“I know you’re upset.” Her expression softened. “And I know he’s your friend. Keep me posted, and I’ll do what I can.”
Several different things occurred to him that he could say, none of them remotely helpful or reassuring.
When words eventually failed him, Flint shut his jaw with an audible click of teeth. The best he could manage was a smile that didn’t quite reach his eyes, as he politely extricated himself from her touch. Not waiting to see her reaction, he turned on his heel and started to backtrack as quickly as the uneven terrain would allow.
The second chapter for my Pokémon fic, The Pursuit of Knowledge, is now done and can be found here on AO3. I likely won’t post it to this blog because the chapter uses a specific work skin that I don’t think is compatible with Tumblr’s formatting.
If you enjoyed reading about overly-technical pseudoscientific speculative biology the first time, then come check it out. (Featuring: Sycamore’s attempt at making sense of Fairy-types.)
@fandomsandfeminism Today while I was at work I stumbled across this little eastern garter snake (Thamnophis sirtalis). It was polite enough to tolerate my presence and let me take a few photos.
And then, it fucking lifted the front half of its body off the ground and WIGGLED AT ME. And I honestly have no idea what to make of this behavior. Since you’re the only person I know who has experience with snakes, perhaps you might be able to tell me what this means?
Presentation from guest speaker Prof. Rowan, held at the Jubilife Conference: “Redefining Evolution through the Lens of Obligate Symbiosis.”
The current paradigm for evolution, defined as a sudden, radical metamorphosis of a Pokémon’s physiology, has sufficed for many years, although it’s hardly gone uncontested. It’s a contentious subject amongst researchers—no doubt, I speak from personal experience—largely due to its complexity, and our inability to neatly articulate it.
One such topic is that of multi-constituent evolution, wherein two or more individuals simultaneously engage in the process. Our understanding of evolution acting upon a single Pokémon is muddied somewhat when we’re forced to define what counts as a “single” Pokémon. In cases such as these, the definition becomes rather vague.
Presently, there are two recognized categories of multi-constituent evolution: conspecific and heterospecific. For those that might need a refresher, conspecific is defined as an evolution where two or more Pokémon of the same lineage evolve together into a superorganism. Notable examples of this include the Beldum line, which culminates in Metagross, a Pokémon formed from two of its mid-stage evolution, Metang. The other category, heterospecific, is disproportionately rarer, as it involves two different species collaboratively evolving together.
I’m sure you don’t need to guess what Pokémon I’m referring to—it’s written on the pamphlet, after all—and its infamy certainly goes without saying.
Slowbro. A rather unassuming creature at a cursory glance, yet its existence challenges our fundamental understanding of evolution. For decades, it’s been argued that the Pokémon evolving into Slowbro is its precursor, Slowpoke, and that the Shellder merely induces the process, either by acting as a counterweight, or through the analgesic enzymes found in its venom. The counterargument—as proposed by some of our audience members in attendance today—is that “Slowbro” is a misnomer. Instead, Shellder is the Pokémon primarily evolving, as evidenced by the change of its shell from a bivalve-morph to a gastropod-morph. The catalyst for Shellder’s evolution, in this scenario, would be the exudate secreted from the Slowpoke’s caudal glands.
Both theories hold merit. The only issue with them is that they emphasize the evolution of one species over the other—Shellder or Slowpoke. Neither considers the potentially obligate nature of their shared symbiosis, only the ways in which they superficially impact the other.
My proposition is that the evolution of Slowbro represents a holobiont—a superorganism composed of two distinct species whose synergistic interactions cannot be separated.
The primary argument against this theory is devolution—the hypothetical scenario in which the removal of the Shellder would force its host to “revert back” to a Slowpoke stage. At present, this remains purely conjectural, as no instances have been documented in the wild, nor artificially induced in a laboratory setting. Outside of the temporary phenomenon known as “Mega Evolution,” no Pokémon has ever been witnessed regressing to an earlier stage in its evolutionary lineage.
In addition to there being no substantiated evidence to back this claim, it hinges on a flawed supposition—that the Slowpoke partner can return to its default state, while ignoring the anatomical changes induced by evolution.
X-rays of the Slowbro’s skeleton show that it becomes adapted to a new form of ambulatory movement: bipedalism. Its hind feet become plantigrade, with a well-defined heel for energy conservation during locomotion. Similarly, the enlarged knees make it possible for the legs to support its weight under gravity. The lumbar and thoracic curvature of the vertebral column—absent in the pre-evolution—allow for the body’s center of gravity to be brought directly over the feet.
None of these anatomical changes to the Slowpoke would disappear in the absence of the partner Shellder, making a reversion to a quadrupedal gait impossible. I should also point out that the existence of the Galarian Slowbro—whose partner Shellder is clamped to the forearm—belies the argument that the Shellder is merely a counterweight on the tail.
I feel it’s worth mentioning that evolution doesn’t just induce an anatomical shift in Slowpoke, but a behavioral one as well. Without the ability to fish for prey, Slowbro becomes reliant on active pursuit swimming, and, even more importantly, a wider repertoire of Psychic-type moves. There is a direct correlation between the Shellder’s venom and Slowbro’s increased proficiency in using Psychic-type attacks. This suggests that not only does the Slowpoke benefit from this arrangement, but the mutualism is obligate.
The same can be said for its Shellder partner, which becomes permanently sessile post-evolution. In exchange for amplifying its host’s Psychic potential, it is allowed to feed on the scraps of its meals. This not only eliminates the need for Shellder to passively hunt, but it gains an additional form of protection from its host.
If Slowpoke and Shellder are capable of independently surviving, you might wonder, then why would either species choose to evolve together? One possibility is that evolution reduces competition amongst Slowpoke, Shellder, and Cloyster populations through resource partitioning. Active predation, as opposed to passively luring in prey, has the potential to offset competition. Its natatorial locomotion gives Slowbro access to fast-moving fish that were previously excluded from its diet, such as Basculin, Remoraid, and Bruxish. Both initial and replication studies have substantiated this fact. One such paper by Professor Westwood, of the Seafoam Institute, looked at the stomach contents of both Slowpoke and Slowbro where they occurred sympatrically. Gastric analysis revealed only a 10% overlap of prey species in their diets.
We can clearly measure and observe the benefits of this partnership, and why it has persisted to the present day. The more elusive question, though, is how this symbiosis came about.
And for that, we must turn to Slowpoke’s hunting strategy: fishing.
Here we verge into the realm of conjecture. While anatomical structures are well-preserved in the fossil record, evidence of behavior is harder to find. (The paleoethologists in the room have my sympathy.) That being said, trace fossils have been discovered over the years—enough to speculate on the origins of this behavior.
Fishing, as it’s widely theorized, is an exaptation of autotomy, or self-amputation. Much like its descendant, the ancestor of the Kanto Slowpoke is thought to have been rather sedentary and lethargic, due to its slower metabolism. When pinned by a predator, it could discard its tail as a decoy, and flee to safety. Over the course of the following weeks, the ancestral Slowpoke would regrow the missing appendage through epimorphic regeneration.
This was the point at which researchers were stumped, if you’ll forgive the pun. Then, thirty years ago, amateur fossil collectors in Azalea Town unearthed something quite extraordinary: coprolites from ancient fish Pokémon. With the remains of caudal vertebrae from a Slowpoke.
It is here we draw our conclusions. At a certain point in time, the ability to shed and regrow its tail became useful as a fishing line. The caudal gland—previously used for marking its territory, and attracting potential mates—was modified to lure in aquatic prey. From there, Shellder soon began to clamp down on Slowpoke’s tail, using its analgesic venom to prevent the Slowpoke from being alerted to its presence. Over the course of thousands of years, this interaction triggered the joint evolution of a new Pokémon—Slowbro.
A creature derived from two different species, whose existence cannot be neatly separated into its constituents.
Of course, further research still needs to be done to determine the catalyst for evolution into Slowbro—venom, exudate, or a combination of factors.
Perhaps, in a few years’ time, we’ll have a new controversy to talk about.
That concludes this presentation. I’d now like to open up the floor to questions from the audience.
Since there seems to be an interest for this sort of thing, I went and finished the excerpt that I initially wrote for this post. I’m also happy to announce that this is going to be the first in a series called The Pursuit of Knowledge, a series of epistolary works written from the perspective of each professor.
Tagged by @gorgeousgalatea for the getting to know you meme!
Relationship status: Single, and keeping it that way forever.
Favorite color(s): Green, blue, and silver. Honorable mention goes to yellow.
Favorite food: I don’t think I have one anymore. ;-; Although I am rather partial to Italian hoagies served on bagels instead of rolls.
Song stuck in my head: The Last Shanty by Nathan Evans. Here’s a link to it if anyone wants to check it out.
Current time: Nine o’clock at night.
Dream trip: Iceland or Spain. But as long as COVID continues to remain a threat, travel’s a no-go, since everyone in my family (myself included) is immunocompromised. If more people wore masks, it would be less of an issue, but since most people are selfish fucking assholes, that’s not about to change any time soon. >:|
Something I want: For my family’s health to improve, and my student loans to be forgiven. For something a little less dour - I’d really like to get a tattoo one day.
Tagging: @tigerstripedmoon, @arcreblogs, @edwardcollectsurns, @titan-mom, and @darkchocolatekitkat.
you know how IRL scientists are always ready to throw hands over certain topics? what I want to know is what kind of stupid arguments Pokemon scientists get into fights over. a heated battle starts in the middle of a conference because someone asked if Slowking’s Shellder could be considered its own separate species or not
Okay but Slowbro/Slowking IS a Shellder evolution and I will straight up die on this hill. I will commit genocide on this hill. A Slowpoke stays the same throughout its evolutions, but the attached Shellder actually changes form. In fact, here are two Slowbro Pokédex entries:
Ultra Sun:
Spacing out is basically all it does. It turns back into Slowpoke if its tail, along with Shellder, breaks off.
Ultra Moon:
Shellder, in its greed to suck out more and more sweetness from Slowbro’s tail, has metamorphosed into a spiral-shaped shell.
“It turns back into Slowpoke” all that means is it walks on four legs again now its parasite isn’t biting it anymore. The Shellder, meanwhile, has to look for a new Slowpoke, because it’s an adapted parasite in need of a new host.
That line is 1000% a Shellder alt Evo line and in my research paper I shall
Excerpt from guest speaker Prof. Rowan, held at the Jubilife Conference: “Redefining Evolution through the Lens of Obligate Symbiosis.”
The current paradigm for evolution, defined as a sudden, radical metamorphosis of a Pokémon’s physiology, has sufficed for many years, although it’s hardly gone uncontested. It’s a contentious subject amongst researchers—no doubt, I speak from personal experience—largely due to its complexity, and our inability to neatly articulate it.
One such topic is that of multi-constituent evolution, wherein two or more individuals simultaneously engage in the process. Our understanding of evolution acting upon a single Pokémon is muddied somewhat when we’re forced to define what counts as a “single” Pokémon. In cases such as these, the definition becomes rather vague.
Presently, there are two recognized categories of multi-constituent evolution: conspecific and heterospecific. For those that might need a refresher, conspecific is defined as an evolution where two or more Pokémon of the same lineage evolve together into a superorganism. Notable examples of this include the Beldum line, which culminates in Metagross, a Pokémon formed from two of its mid-stage evolution, Metang. The other category, heterospecific, is disproportionately rarer, as it involves two different species collaboratively evolving together.
I’m sure you don’t need to guess what Pokémon I’m referring to—it’s written on the pamphlet, after all—and its infamy certainly goes without saying.
Slowbro. A rather unassuming creature at a cursory glance, yet its existence challenges our fundamental understanding of evolution. For decades, it’s been argued that the Pokémon evolving into Slowbro is its precursor, Slowpoke, and that the Shellder merely induces the process, either by acting as a counterweight, or through the analgesic enzymes found in its venom. The counterargument—as proposed by some of our audience members in attendance today—is that “Slowbro” is a misnomer. Instead, Shellder is the Pokémon primarily evolving, as evidenced by the change of its shell from a bivalve-morph to a gastropod-morph. The catalyst for Shellder’s evolution, in this scenario, would be the exudate secreted from the Slowpoke’s caudal glands.
Both theories hold merit. The only issue with them is that they emphasize the evolution of one species over the other—Shellder or Slowpoke. Neither considers the potentially obligate nature of their shared symbiosis, only the ways in which they superficially impact the other.
My proposition is that the evolution of Slowbro represents a holobiont—a superorganism composed of two distinct species whose synergistic interactions cannot be separated.
The primary argument against this theory is devolution—the hypothetical scenario in which the removal of the Shellder would force its host to “revert back” to a Slowpoke stage. At present, this remains purely conjectural, as no instances have been documented in the wild, nor artificially induced in a laboratory setting. Outside of the temporary phenomenon known as “Mega Evolution,” no Pokémon has ever been witnessed regressing to an earlier stage in its evolutionary lineage.
In addition to there being no substantiated evidence to back this claim, it hinges on a flawed supposition—that the Slowpoke partner can return to its default state, while ignoring the anatomical changes induced by evolution.
X-rays of the Slowbro’s skeleton show that it becomes adapted to a new form of ambulatory movement: bipedalism. Its hind feet become plantigrade, with a well-defined heel for energy conservation during locomotion. Similarly, the enlarged knees make it possible for the legs to support its weight under gravity. The lumbar and thoracic curvature of the vertebral column—absent in the pre-evolution—allow for the body’s center of gravity to be brought directly over the feet.
None of these anatomical changes to the Slowpoke would disappear in the absence of the partner Shellder, making a reversion to a quadrupedal gait impossible. I should also point out that the existence of the Galarian Slowbro—whose partner Shellder is clamped to the forearm—belies the argument that the Shellder is merely a counterweight on the tail.
I feel it’s worth mentioning that evolution doesn’t just induce an anatomical shift in Slowpoke, but a behavioral one as well. Without the ability to fish for prey, Slowbro becomes reliant on active pursuit swimming, and, even more importantly, a wider repertoire of Psychic-type moves. There is a direct correlation between the Shellder’s venom and Slowbro’s increased proficiency in using Psychic-type attacks. This suggests that not only does the Slowpoke benefit from this arrangement, but the mutualism is obligate.
The same can be said for its Shellder partner, which becomes permanently sessile post-evolution. In exchange for amplifying its host’s Psychic potential, it is allowed to feed on the scraps of its meals. This not only eliminates the need for Shellder to passively hunt, but it gains an additional form of protection from its host.
If Slowpoke and Shellder are capable of independently surviving, you might wonder, then why would either species choose to evolve together? One possibility is that evolution reduces competition amongst Slowpoke, Shellder, and Cloyster populations through resource partitioning. Active predation, as opposed to passively luring in prey, has the potential to offset—
Sumela is 1600 year old ancient Orthodox monastery located at a 1200 meters height on the steep cliff at Macka region of Trabzon city in Turkey.
The monastery is constructed on rocks reached by a path through the forest. The beautiful frescoes dating from the 18 th century on the walls of the monastery are biblical scenes of Christ and Virgin Mary.
You know what fantasy writing needs? Working class wizards.
A crew of enchanters maintaining the perpetual flames that run the turbines that generate electricity, covered in ash and grime and stinking of hot chilies and rare mushrooms used for the enchantments
A wizard specializing in construction, casting feather fall on every worker, and enchanting every hammer to drive nails in straight, animating the living clay that makes up the core of the crane
An elderly wizard and her apprentice who transmute fragile broken objects. From furniture, to rotten wood beams, to delicate jewelry
A battle magician, trained with only a few rudimentary spells to solve a shortage of trained wizards on the front who uses his healing spells to help folks around town
Wizarding shops where cheery little mages enchant wooden blocks to be hammered into the sides of homes. Hammer this into the attic and it will scare off termites, toss this in the fire and clean your chimney, throw this in the air and all dust in the room gets sucked up
Wizard loggers who transmute cut trees into solid, square beams, reducing waste, and casting spells to speed up regrowth. The forest, they know, will not be too harsh on them if the lost tree’s children may grow in its place
Wizard farmers who grow their crops in arcane sigils to increase yield, or produce healthier fruit
Factory wizards who control a dozen little constructs that keep machines cleaned and operational, who cast armor to protect the hands of workers, and who, when the factory strikes for better wages, freeze the machines in place to ensure their bosses can’t bring anyone new in.
Construction wizards to turn back time to root out wood worm and strengthen old buildings.
A wizard tailors who transmutes cloth into fully made clothes without seems and leaving behind no scraps
A wizard who works in public transit, timing out teleports with detailed schedules, time magic, and enchanted communications, sending dozens of people to far away cities for a day or work or leisure
A team of wizard gardeners tend to trees grown far outside their native range, and ideal climate, encircled with runes and fed potions to grow none the less
A wizard sits in their office in the aqueduct, re-casting the spells that allow its precious water to flow to the city uphill
A wizard fisher casts water repelling spells on the sailors and the stairs, keeps the hoist on the anchor from rusting, casts balls of heat that keep everyone warm below decks. Their real job is to herd fish together so they can be caught in single huge nets, and keep them cold as the boat returns to land.
There are so many possibilities outside of “stodgy academic who wears ugly robes” and “Very good holy man who helps everyone and the fact they’ve never had a job is never brought up” and “evil wizard toiling away on great evils in his evil tower in the evil country.”
Concept: a D&D-style fantasy setting where humanity’s weird thing is that we’re the only sapient species that reproduces organically.
Dwarves carve each other out of rock. In theory this can be managed alone, but in practice, few dwarves have mastered all of the necessary skills. Most commonly, it’s a collaborative effort by three to eight individuals. The new dwarf’s body is covered with runes that are in part a recounting of the crafters’ respective lineages, and in part an elaboration of the rights and duties of a member of dwarven society; each dwarf is thus a living legal argument establishing their own existence.
Elves aren’t made, but educated. An elf who wishes to produce offspring selects an ordinary animal and begins teaching it, starting with house-breaking, and progressing through years of increasingly sophisticated lessons. By gradual degrees the animal in question develops reasoning, speech, tool use, and finally the ability to assume a humanoid form at will. Most elves are derived from terrestrial mammals, but there’s at least one community that favours octopuses and squid as its root stock.
Goblins were created by alchemy as servants for an evil wizard, but immediately stole their own formula and rebelled. New goblins are brewed in big brass cauldrons full of exotic reagents; each village keeps a single cauldron in a central location, and emerging goblings are raised by the whole community, with no concept of parentage or lineage. Sometimes they like to add stuff to the goblin soup just to see what happens – there are a lot of weird goblins.
Halflings reproduce via tall tales. Making up fanciful stories about the adventures of fictitious cousins is halfling culture’s main amusement; if a given individual’s story is passed around and elaborated upon by enough people, a halfling answering to that individual’s description just shows up one day. They won’t necessarily possess any truly outlandish abilities that have been attributed to them – mostly you get the sort of person of whom the stories could be plausible exaggerations.
To address the obvious question, yes, this means that dwarves have no cultural notion of childhood, at least not one that humans would recognise as such. Elves and goblins do, though it’s kind of a weird childhood in the case of elves, while with halflings it’s a toss-up; mostly they instantiate as the equivalent of a human 12–14-year-old, and are promptly adopted by a loose affiliation of self-appointed aunts and uncles, though there are outliers in either direction.
The so-called goblinoid peoples are variations on the same formula, and may well emerge from the same cauldron, depending on who’s been screwing with the ingredients lately. They’re very morphologically plastic – it’s not unheard-of to encounter a kobold and an ogre who count each other as siblings.
It really depends on the folks in question. Elves are of course familiar with sexual reproduction, since that’s how the animals they upllift themselves from do it – though most of them would prefer to keep that end of the business at arm’s length – and goblins know all about emerging into the world naked, screaming, and covered in noisome ichor; they just think the human way of doing it sounds awfully hard on the mom!
Anyway, noodling around with questions in the notes about “crossbreeding”:
The process of creating a dwarf requires that a majority of the contributing craftspeople be dwarves, or else it just doesn’t work, but otherwise there’s no particular rule against including non-dwarves. There’s a fair amount of leeway both in fashioning a dwarf’s physical form and in composing the documents inscribed upon its skin, so cross-species “parentage” is really about incorporating non-dwarven artistic and philosophical influences.
Elfhood is a matter of acculturation, so in principle anybody can become one. In practice, the learning process is considerably more difficult and time-consuming for creatures who already have their own sapience and culture, so conversion to elfhood is uncommon outside of cases like human fosterlings raised by elves, or a non-elf becoming an elf’s spouse. Such individuals may not be fully accepted in certain communities; “half-elf” is one of the politer pejoratives they’re saddled with.
You can make goblins that display “inherited” traits by using pieces of flesh as alchemical ingredients, but doing so with the flesh of other sapients is strongly frowned on. Using the flesh of animals to incorporate selected traits into the next generation is far more accepted, and in fact, some goblin communities do so strategically to meet local needs; for example, you can totally get a batch of arboreal goblins by just chucking a whole fucking squirrel into the pot.
Hey, I said it was frowned on, not that it never happens!
(Besides, even in those communities that lack a taboo against eating things that talk, stuffing a whole adventurer into the cauldron isn’t a great idea because it would introduce too many volatile and potentially conflicting humours. Like, do you want the Grand Soupsmith to kick your ass?)
Anyway, by popular demand:
Gnomes, like many creatures of the earth, arise spontaneously when the proper conditions are met. Such conditions may occur naturally, but are more often arranged by other gnomes. At first tightly bound to their homes, gnomes can range further afield as they grow, with the passage to adulthood marked by the ability to “re-home” to a suitable dwelling with a simple ritual. As gnomes’ homes strongly influence their owners’ nature, most gnomes are very particular about their housekeeping!
