I talk to myself in the Tags

31 || She/They || Parent blog of @sio-writes

[siochaile]

Short Blog Intro

Hello! I'm Sio (they/them), nice to meet you!

Welcome to my main parent blog, where I like to reblog mainly horror, shitposts, and any kind of art that I enjoy. I tend not to tag things unless I have something stupid to say, but if you want me to tag something, please let me know!

Feel free to chat me up, tag me in whatever, or talk in the tags!

My writing blog is full of monster-fucker content where I spend most of my time, where I post my writing (duh), and I love feedback!

I do have an art tag (Find me on Insta under siochaile) and requests are open!

[siochaile]

I need you all to see what my phone background changes to after 9:35pm:

It also turns off all social media apps and even my email so I stop compulsively checking it!

[siochaile]

Why ask me what I hope for in the future if you're only going to shit on me for being "idealistic". That's not "having a friendly debate" you just want someone to hear your opinions and retroactively frame it like we're "just talking" so you can feel smart

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love how Indeed is like

tailored for you! here’s your shortlist of job opportunities that perfectly match your preferences and abilities as an artist with clerical career skills:

-booger farmer (45 miles away)

-astronaut (5 minutes away)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

and neither of them are actually hiring

[cheaphalloweencostume]

like

[sio-writes]

[electricheart]

a little reminder! by annalaura_art

[eddysonline]

The original flag, by Gilbert Baker, June 25, 1978.

[siochaile]

These fake ass job listings that look like regular jobs and then on the zoom interview and it's fucking ATT looking for door to door people are really pissing me off

[siochaile]

I sent out 70 applications this week in a panic because I havent gotten a single legitimate response but yeah tricking people into thinking they're applying for one job and presenting another is a valid business practice

[siochaile]

And before i can think to myself "well it IS technically the job as advertised" I'm not dealing with the fucking fae lord of westeros here this is a Company. Legally it is a piece of paper. A paper that shouldn't be lying to desperate people (like me!) That have bills to pay and shit to do

[teddyandrosie]

shark week got me so h0rny that im pulling out the ipad to draw a Fictional Man

[siochaile]

These fake ass job listings that look like regular jobs and then on the zoom interview and it's fucking ATT looking for door to door people are really pissing me off

[siochaile]

I sent out 70 applications this week in a panic because I havent gotten a single legitimate response but yeah tricking people into thinking they're applying for one job and presenting another is a valid business practice

[siochaile]

These fake ass job listings that look like regular jobs and then on the zoom interview and it's fucking ATT looking for door to door people are really pissing me off

[tahthetrickster]

me: i have a very specific tumblr accent meme im thinking of that surely i should be able to pull up by searching the text in the meme

the most dogshit useless decimated search engine in the entire world:

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[siochaile]

This Obsession movie is mid, but watching the lead girl rocket from 0 to 100 every thirty seconds is so funny

[siochaile]

I liked the ending! Worth a watch if you like insane women

[siochaile]

This Obsession movie is mid, but watching the lead girl rocket from 0 to 100 every thirty seconds is so funny

[mevil]