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as he should

Cornley Plots I’d Like To See, Based On Real, Actual Things That Happened At The Amateur Theatre I Work At:

A rug is taped to the floor throughout the show to prevent people tripping on it. When it comes time to remove the rug, it is discovered that the tape was much stronger than anyone realised, and that it can only be removed from the floor by scrubbing at it with a strong glue dissolving solvent. No one thinks to crack a window while attempting to remove it and everyone slowly gets high off the fumes

The first performance of the show actually goes well! In particular, the sets and costumes looked really good! Too good, in fact - the costumes are so nice that someone breaks in overnight and steals them. Costumes for the rest of the run need to be improvised

Chris accuses Trevor of gaslighting him and attempting to destroy his passion for the theatrical arts after Trevor calls one of his ideas impractical

Someone has to play a second role script-in-hand because exactly one week before opening night one of the other actors dropped out and moved to Manchester

They use this prop:

Ian McKellen shows up

ageae

enter-doctor-frog

merry christmas to everyone who celebrates "you two go and have your baby in the SODDING manager!" day! (every single day in december)

machinot

when u look at 2017 and think “oh that’s only like 3 years ago” and it’s actually 12,000 years ago and everything is gone and everyone you know has been reduced to ash and the world is completely different

chimaeraundying

Something beautiful is happening.

carolxdanvers

inthefallofasparrow

red-mercer

This really deserves to be one of those million note posts

redstonedust

everyone deserves a lifechanging lesbian experience. not a woman? simply have a lifechanging experience with a lesbian. im thinking a noble quest or hiding a body together or something.