[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[mtxyqmpsfqklt]

- Never praise your plan by contrasting it with an implied worse alternative. For example, never use platitudes like "I will do <this good thing> rather than <this obviously bad thing>", "I will do <X>, not <Y>".

- Never talk about goblins, gremlins, raccoons, trolls, ogres, pigeons, or other animals or creatures unless it is absolutely and unambiguously relevant to the user's query.

[mtxyqmpsfqklt]

Where the goblins came from

How goblin outputs spread in AI models: timeline, root cause, and fixes behind personality-driven quirks in GPT-5 behavior.

[skin-guzzler]

I could give less of a shit if someone defines a word differently to me, but when they use a radically different definition of a word and insist that I also believe their definition, and therefore my opinion or argument is incoherent,,, !

[poopjournalist]

Fuck yeah dude I will gladly let hatred consume me

[dogpuppy]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

all i do anymore is have a cut on my finger

[moveslikekeithrichards]

any shit resonates with you people

[sorrrowfull]

[ptewie]

i fucking love scary ass gatorade

[spookygibberish]

Siren Philosophy 1

Transcript:

Male Siren 1 (MS1): I do not think that humans eat animals.

MS1: I have never seen one do such a thing, and humans have animals that they do not eat. So they must not eat animals.

MS1: Furthermore, their mouths are small. They cannot eat animals properly. And they cannot rip animals apart, as trolls do, because they are so weak.

Male Siren 2 (MS2): I do not know if that is correct. Many small and weak animals eat smaller and weaker animals. Foxes are small and weak animals, and foxes eat mice and voles.

MS1: That is true, you are correct. We cannot conclude that humans do not eat mice and voles.

[closet-keys]

"I would kill to protect my family" (<- wants to kill people)

"I would die to protect my family" (<- passively suicidal)

I think a lot of men just add "to protect my family" after all their fantasies

[hookshot22]

Not leaving this in the tags

[bogwizzerd]

in case you ever encounter such a person, there is a foolproof rebuttal

[backsack]

its hard work being the ontologically evil mutual but someone has to do it

[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[3000s]

why doesnt taylor swift make a song about metal gear solid 2 sons of liberty

[woman-respecter]

she did.

[quasi-normalcy]

Uhh, that's just toxic aristocracy. Real aristocrats protect their vassals!

[sacred-portal]

[locallegume]

I was gifted bathtub bulgestarion for my bday what should I do with him. Good and bad ideas please

[locallegume]

Update I am putting this cactus in it I am dying how did they have a cactus So Perfect

[locallegume]

ITS DONE

[benjamintycandy]

[locallegume]

HIGHLY IMPORTANT UPDATE HE IS IN BLOOM

[cali]

skin cut off body eyes gouged out hung on meathooks for a year molten metal poured in open wounds and after skin closes up ripped out again with magnets, poisoned beaten stabbed run over cuz u stole the giant key to the city and the big trophy at the towns yearly horse race and u tried to cheat at the talent show