s p o o k y

ey I'm skully now, they/them, or I'll cut ur toe off i s2g I'm so sick of it, so yeah, welcome

[kaiserneko]

[korratea]

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

[marvelousmichaelmidnight]

IN A ROW?

[laurakvstheworld]

oh my god the lipsync on this is so good

[blinkingkills]

i can’t even this is so great.

[i-wadako]

PERFECT LIPSYNC OMG

[bumblebeebats]

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

[kvothbloodless]

Hermione ghost wrote this

[teradoration]

Monsters that try to give you compliments, but just end up sounding weird:

“Your veins are the most beautiful shade of blue. I like all of them, even the ones I can’t see.”

“You are small and delicate, like a tiny rodent with no fur.”

“I love the globular shape of your skull.”

“The scent of you is powerful and strong in my nostrils.”

[yondamoegi]

“I love the elegance and efficiency of your body as a mechanism”

[skeledrone-deactivated20220929]

“your lack of scales is unnerving but endearing”

[babyjjoon]

If someone calls you thunder thighs you should take it as a compliment because you have been gifted by thor and he probably thinks you’re beautiful

[lemonadeandrice]

Thor, looking at one of my thighs: This leg, I like it!

Me: *crosses my other leg over top*

Thor: *gasps* ANOTHER

[teradoration]

Incubi that always have bored, deadpan expressions during sex, like they’ve done this a millions times (they probably have). Conversely, if you hold their hand or kiss their cheek, they turn bright red and can’t look you in the eye for a while.

[thatweirdlittlegothgirl-deactiv]

Like, if ya think about it, it’s not that they’re “bored” with fucking. It’s just food for them. Yeah maybe you’ll get some that are like…“foodies” or food connoisseurs, or who really like it, but if you’re just eating like, a sandwich, you’re not making O-faces while eating a burger…unless it’s like, a REALLY good fucking burger. But yes, gimme more flustered incubi/succubi who turn into a puddle from hand-holding and cute public displays of affection.

[kotas-dump]

Please! I’d love to read this

[jade-taillia]

@momolady Food for thought =]

[uskradetat-deactivated20170722]

I’m dying

[soubrettina]

the things nerds do to avoid awkward conversations…

[democraticsenator]

This reminds me of that one story where this guy ran a marathon and whenever someone would try to talk to him, he would run a little faster to avoid small talk conversation with other competitors and ended up winning the marathon

[friskbitz]

blizzard: mercy has 100% pickrate in comp and no one wants to play the other healers which means she’s too op so we have to nerf her

me climbing up to jeff kaplan’s ear: maybe the reason people only pick mercy isn’t because she’s overpowered but because all the other healers are extremely underpowered and picking mercy as a healer is the only thing that makes sense in winning a game anymore because none of the other healers have abilities that can keep their team alive as efficiently as mercy. this isn’t a problem with mercy jeff, keeping the team alive is what a healer is supposed to do. so maybe instead of nerfing mercy and making her unable to do that, you should be buffing your other three healers so they can be as valuable of a team asset as mercy and make your game actually fair and balanced for support mains for once in your miserable life.

[androidboy]

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

[androidboy]

a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction

thanks, chad

[neurodivergent-crow]

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

[meme-theft]

[sangombra-2]

HOLY SHIT 

[notlikingbestgirl]

Anime is still a mistake

[gaycop]

anyone else horny as fuck right now

[summoningraziel]

Literally what the fuck

[seghs24]

Me: Haha wow she can jump pretty high

Me, five seconds later:

[punkassbookjockeyy]

What the shit?

[midnightmurdershow]

My name is Ofelia. Who are you?

Pan’s Labyrinth (2006) Directed by Guillermo del Toro

[gh0stenthusiast]

[pyjamathyst]

Flute boy: “DON’T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE.”

Bystander: “Wait, you-”

FB: “aAAAAHH”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

[im-the-batmann]

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts!

[cosplayparental]

This is true btw. I did a report about Ann Boney in school and Read actually liked her back so they ran away together and were considered the two most terrifying pirates across the seven seas

[somewhat-honest-abe]

Lesbian Pirates

Give us this film

[halvedmimi]

Just fyi - many of the illustrations and statues of them show them with their breasts exposed.  This is not because they are sexualising lesbians but because these women often used to open their shirts and expose a breast when they killed a man just so the man’s dying thought would be the realisation that he was killed by a woman.

[opisaterf]

tits out for murder!!! a true aesthetic!!!

[doctormccoys]

..Yeah, I went on a date in New York.

[apicturewithasmile]

I appreciate John’s story but the fact that OP blurred out Amy Schumer is the funniest think I’ll see all week and it’s only tuesday.

[kaptainandy]

[snillopillow-deactivated2018061]

GUYS

[overwatch]