✨Sunny Bitch✨

[skyevibesworld]

A hypothetical scenario for queer people because me and my cousin were talking and it came up:

Would you be willing to call your marriage a civil union (or some other name that isn't connected to the Christian religion) if it granted you all the same rights as marriage, and in exchange your right to marriage would NEVER be threatened or questioned again?

Yes, I don't care what it's called

No, I want it to be marriage specifically (please say why in comments!)

Voting ended onJul 14

(For some context, I KNOW that marriage isn't a purely Christian thing. But most Christians THINK of it as something that is only Christian. I am aware this is incorrect- my cousin insists that this would work though.)

[crazymeepnoob]

Was hanging around my Dad earlier and he asked me "Did you finally get a love life? You're smiling like a highscholler talking to a crush"

I ended up explaining the entire genre of xReader fics to him

[the-rain-monster]

Cookbooks

A NYC grad student working on food stamps for her thesis has released a free cookbook for those living on $4/day.

[vastderp]

SIG NAL BOO OO OO OOOST

[roachpatrol]

hello

[isozyme]

oooooh this is so nice!

[ransomdracalis]

I believe it’s important to eat well, even when you’re strapped for cash. It’s good for your health and energy! This cookbook is full of delicious and healthy recipes, the ingredients of which are fairly inexpensive.

[fuckingrecipes]

I ACKNOWLEDGE THIS WOMAN AS A FELLOW WARRIOR AND A FANTASTIC HUMAN BEING. 

[fleetfootfox-deactivated2019011]

Boost so hard. Feeding yourself well is a challenge when you”ve got little income

[vrabia]

I HAVE BEEN USING THIS COOKBOOK FOR MONTHS AND IT’S AMAZING 100/10 RECOMMENDING EVERYWHERE

(just to give you an idea, my food budget is 30 euro/week at most [about $38] and I have to maintain a healthy diet due to weird medication side-effects and yeah, basically this book is a lifesaver if you’re broke but need to watch what you’re eating)

[adramofpoison]

Reblog to save a life. Because it’s easy to find food for $4/day, but most of it tends to be garden variety junkfood

[natashakhan]

(The pdf is free, I repeat, the pdf is free) 

[craftycalico]

anyone remember when he stole all of those bookshelves

[skyevibesworld]

PHIL'S SMILEEEE!! ITS SO PRETTY!

[red-t33th]

worthy - 5/5 and the inspo

[casually-prish]

[lennjamin-o7]

The thing about February is that it is usually characterized by the colors Pink and Red.

You know who else is characterized by Pink and Red?

Yeah, you should be REBLOGGING MORE TECHNOBLADE.

TIS THE SEASON!

[mandarriin]

The best part is - you can hug them as hard as you want and it won't hurt them.

[skyevibesworld]

Actually made me cry, I miss Techno so much. Been watching his bed wars videos lately to cope

[enayaray]

[skyevibesworld]

Back on my DSMP shenanigans, missing Techno hours

[jun-hug]

Foxes in Snow

my carrd ★

[skyevibesworld]

Me and my dad were talking, and he said something about me sticking my fingers in my ears and shouting "LA LA LA" anytime someone mentions canon.

I argue that me and canon can get along just FINE. My dad, in response, says, AND I QUOTE, "So long as you are in different rooms, of different houses, in different cities, far enough apart that one of you is in a state and the other is in a province." To which I, naturally, start CACKING, but it gets BETTER.

We go back and forth for a while. Then he tells me "You have the same relationship with canon as Le Croix has with fruit." Which I think is reminiscent of ALL fanfiction writers.

[skyevibesworld]

Alright, I come to all fan fiction lovers with a simple request; I need the best fan fiction you read back in like- 2020. It can be a one shot, multi chapter, unfinished, I don't care. I just need to know where it was published, who it was written by, the title of the work, and the fandom it's for.

This is for a school assignment, I have to make a list ranking something, I'm ranking the fan fictions that were really popular back when I started reading it.

So far literally the only ones I can this of are DSMP fics, because that was my big fandom at the time (so like Heat Waves, TCFSV, Butterfly Reign, etc.) but any others would be great too!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"what kind of animal is the pink panther" is a completely reasonable question fyi

[skyevibesworld]

For an explanation:

"panther' isn't a specific animal. It's the common term for "panthera" which is the family most know as "big cats" and it includes lions, tigers, jaguars, and leopards (I think? I might be wrong on leopards, this is all from memory) so any of them could be considered a panther. What makes a black panther is the production OC excess melanin, the thing that causes organic tissue such as hair and skin to have pigment. A pure black lion and a pure black jaguar are both black panthers

As for the answer to the question, I think they are likely jaguars, as those are what people normally think of when they think of a panther.

[skyevibesworld]

Actually, I did some REAL digging and the pink panther is likely either a maneless lion (they do exist, even in males. It can be caused by too little testosterone OR it can happen in very humid and densely forested areas) and it's a genetic mutation that causes him to be pink, OR, what I think is more likely, the pink panther is his own species of panthera. This is because we know that there is at least one other, we see a female in one episode (I don't know which one, I just saw a picture of him with another one that was definitely supposed to be a girl). For that to happen would be INCREDIBLY unlikely of the pink panther came from a genetic mutation that was just a one off.

So, to correct myself: no, the pink panther is NOT a jaguar, no spots. He is either a mutated lion or, more likely, his very own species.

[skyevibesworld]

You know what's great about being a minor playing DnD with a bunch of adult relatives? They all have characters in like- their late 20's at the earliest, and more like their 30's, meanwhile my character is a whole 19 years old (still older than I am) and has been through ALL the trauma.

So we have the super stoic character having killed his brother by accident and having a mental breakdown about it and my character is trying to keep it together because she's the cleric and was the head medic before she came here, and the dragonborn barbarian calls her over and is like "hey, you are a BABY, stop trying to be so damn brave about this. You are allowed to be fucked up by this."

And my character, being the GENIUS she is, is like "I haven't been a child since I was like 12, thank you though. I went from 30 siblings to 3 siblings in a single battle. It sucks, but I will be fine." And the dragonborn is like "no, no, that's not happening. You are a child, you can be a child, stop trying to be so damn brave, that's my job."

And we get to laugh about it because my character is essentially trying to hydrologic press her emotions into nothingness, and it's NOT WORKING, and the dragonborn shows up and suddenly she is telling him about all of her dead family and how this is NOT her thing to be panicking about.

Keep in mind, these two's first interaction was the dragonborn coming over mid-rage after we killed the werewolf he was after shouting "WHO STOLE MY KILL!!" and my character, without hesitation, looking this guy, that is like 1.5x her height and very clearly strong enough to MURDER HER, in the eyes and saying "The fuck did you expect us to do? Just stand by while it ate us? Yeah, great plan." And now she has declared him the safe one.

[superboyprimed]

I like tumblr you guys are nice

[skyevibesworld]

Father and son. Damien is a baby, and Bruce is thrilled.

[discourserealness]

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

[skyevibesworld]

Hey so what the fuck?? How did that community not get flagged already??

[skyevibesworld]

OMG I think the Grinch has ABS!

So I'm watching the original Grinch (aka the best one) and we got to the scene where he's slithering on the floor, and I stopped to think. From what I remember snakes slither by flexing their stomach muscles.

This means that the Grinch has to not only have abs strong enough to carry him, but he can flex them well enough to slither on them.

(ⁱ ᵇᵉᵗ ᵗᵒⁿʸ ᵃᵖʳⁱᶜⁱᵃᵗᵉᵈ ⁱᵗ)

WHO SAID THAT!