that sign wont stop me because i cant read

Cain ☆ 24 ☆ he/him ☆ NZ ☆ ENG ☆ Adults only pleasey please ☆ pfp by @g0dfaking ☆ the slenderman of sideblogs

[lustcannibalism]

computer play creep by radiohead, loud enough to kill

[lustcannibalism]

I DON'T BELOOOOONG HERE

[cyclonopedia]

one of my favorite images on earth. the pure unbridled freedom emanating from it. the white car flying over the railroad tracks in the middle of the night....the black cop car half-hidden in the shadows to the left side, likely seconds before pouncing.....the joyous rabbit captured mid-leap, sailing past the jaws of a waiting predator, forever fleeing the inevitable. i feel giddy just looking at it

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[everyday-cutephoto]

[abonethrownfromthevoid]

Losing my mind over this

[softservewidow]

Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time

[marisatomay]

Happy Pride

[jennaflare]

oh wonderful i will get some mileage out of this as a new reaction image

[lethalwizard]

[c3rvida3]

kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

[c3rvida3]

This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria's Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.

[liquid-shapeware]

i can fetishize anything. it's called mindfulness

[jenny-holzer]

[cryptotheism]

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

[cryptotheism]

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

[cryptotheism]

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

[timejoshi]

sex pollen is an integral part of the fanfiction ecosystem but i just don't think poison ivy would make anything that encourages procreation of even more humans. unless she figures out how to make the sex pollen same-sex specific or fertility-negating she's not making it at all. #philosophical

[timejoshi]

batman: throw your homosexual phytoaphrodisiac pollen wherever you like, pamela. it won't get past my rebreather. i've made sure of it. i learned my lesson the last time.

fujo poison ivy: how was it...

[dogpuppy]

[valtsv]

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

[catgurltreats]

Girl did you just quicksave

[anxeious]

[rowanisawriter]

imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly